Nita’s post on FB hilarious



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I talk a lot of shit but I’m happily married for 6 years. It ain’t easy it’s work. Luckily my wife knows my humor. Marriage ain’t nothing to play with. If you have the least bit of doubt don’t do it. What helped me was that I was 42 when I got married. I don’t do men’s trips etc…if I can’t take my wife I really don’t want to go. I can’t go to certain cities without my wife because I know what will happen…one phone call and it’s popping. So I have built me a home that suits my every need and I sit my ass down.

I hang out with a 90 year old man who has told my wife “if he don’t treat you right holla at me.” LMAO!!!! He is my best friend. Y’all thought my Ole Buddy was a joke.

All I will say is marry a lady who is a lady in streets and a freak in the bed. That word “LADY” means a hell of a lot.
 
jsupop33 said:
My boy just got married and he complaining about how boring things done got. (They dated 12 years).

I was like man, u got to make it spicy. Train her to do that shit u had ur sidefreaks doing. Book the flight, book the hotel and buy the lingerie.
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He dated her for 12 years.....and she stayed...LMAO!!!
 
jsupop33 said:
Speaking of lingerie. We close to vday These sites two of my faves to grab sets for the spouse.

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Man to hell with lingerie....my wife can come to bed with a cotton dress on with wash knots on it and bonnet on her head....she getting this issue. LOL
 

The Founder said:
Man to hell with lingerie....my wife can come to bed with a cotton dress on with wash knots on it and bonnet on her head....she getting this issue. LOL
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I have to disagree my brother. I still like the foreplay and lingerie and to admire the female body a little. Keep it interesting. I gave up porn so I need my kinks.

She quit lingerie and Ima go get me one of them robots yall were posting about.
 
jsupop33 said:
I have to disagree my brother. I still like the foreplay and lingerie and to admire the female body a little. Keep it interesting. I gave up porn so I need my kinks.

She quit lingerie and Ima go get me one of them robots yall were posting about.
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Man I don’t even care. Shitttt I be so happy.
 
jsupop33 said:
I have to disagree my brother. I still like the foreplay and lingerie and to admire the female body a little. Keep it interesting. I gave up porn so I need my kinks.

She quit lingerie and Ima go get me one of them robots yall were posting about.
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What??? As you get older, the wife will not want it as much. You will have to resort back to pawn unless you get it elsewhere. My wife and I don't get it in as much as we used to. Next year will be 20 years of marriage for us. As the kids get older and have activities and school work, intimacy gets pushed to the side.
 
buckwheat1911 said:
What??? As you get older, the wife will not want it as much. You will have to resort back to pawn unless you get it elsewhere. My wife and I don't get it in as much as we used to. Next year will be 20 years of marriage for us. As the kids get older and have activities and school work, intimacy gets pushed to the side.
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I had a bad addiction to it in my early 30s so I quit for a while, when back but then quit again. I feel like sex with the spouse is better when I don't watch porn but I get things change over the years. I will fight that battle then. It be tempting though. Can't lie.
 
jsupop33 said:
I had a bad addiction to it in my early 30s so I quit for a while, when back but then quit again. I feel like sex with the spouse is better when I don't watch porn but I get things change over the years. I will fight that battle then. It be tempting though. Can't lie.
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My problem is I have a vivid imagination. I be picturing women naked.
 
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