buckwheat1911
Well-Known Member
Man
Nita is funny!
Y'all,
I was on the traveshamockery, train wreck, and dumpster fire that is Facebook Dating for a total of two weeks. Here are ten things I learned.
1. Some of y'all's boyfriends/husbands single.
2. Facebook really pulls "Lucky Matches" out of their azzes, because ain't no way Jim Bob with the pickup truck and the 'merican flag pic should match me in anything other than getting TF away from around each other. MY SOULMATE IS A BLACK MAN.
3. A semester at ICDC is not a college degree.
4. Men want to see pics with no filters when they need to be using their own filters.
5. It's really folks out here looking like Jabba the Hutt with the nerve to have standards. Like how you want someone petite but you six feet tall and five feet around, with 16 teeth? That math ain't mathing.
6. People will get mad when you don't want to meet them at any place other than the police station. I watch too much ID for my own good.
7. If you say you the Bruhs, and you in DFW, and you DON'T KNOW House, Dante, or Baboo, you suspect.
8. If you a Kappa, and you from the South, but you don't know about Gamma Sig, you suspect.
9. If you an Alpha, you outta luck over here, cuz.
10. This entire process was simultaneously hilarious and draining AF. #BLOCKGAMESCRONG
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Niter
Nita is funny!
Y'all,
I was on the traveshamockery, train wreck, and dumpster fire that is Facebook Dating for a total of two weeks. Here are ten things I learned.
1. Some of y'all's boyfriends/husbands single.
2. Facebook really pulls "Lucky Matches" out of their azzes, because ain't no way Jim Bob with the pickup truck and the 'merican flag pic should match me in anything other than getting TF away from around each other. MY SOULMATE IS A BLACK MAN.
3. A semester at ICDC is not a college degree.
4. Men want to see pics with no filters when they need to be using their own filters.
5. It's really folks out here looking like Jabba the Hutt with the nerve to have standards. Like how you want someone petite but you six feet tall and five feet around, with 16 teeth? That math ain't mathing.
6. People will get mad when you don't want to meet them at any place other than the police station. I watch too much ID for my own good.
7. If you say you the Bruhs, and you in DFW, and you DON'T KNOW House, Dante, or Baboo, you suspect.
8. If you a Kappa, and you from the South, but you don't know about Gamma Sig, you suspect.
9. If you an Alpha, you outta luck over here, cuz.
10. This entire process was simultaneously hilarious and draining AF. #BLOCKGAMESCRONG
Govern yourselves accordingly.
Niter
smh Shat...
