Things you will never hear a HARD brotha say...

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I am a fan of Oprah.
Going 70 MPH on the highway is too fast.
I'd rather go 55.
I do not like fast cars.
I always watch Lifetime and WE.
I can't stand to watch Jacque Reid each weeknight.
I do not want to watch the playoffs this weekend.
Take all of the money you want.
I like watching Oprah everyday.
I have never gone to gentlemen's clubs.
Did I say that I was a fan of Oprah?
"Dear, will you 'be having' jam or syrup with your biscuits that I am baking"

"Where is my apron"

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"
Originally posted by STRAWDOG

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

This one is the WINNER! :tup: No HARD BROTHER or SISTER could stomach his son being a twirler! :shame:
Originally posted by STRAWDOG

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

How bout':

I am the son of a former featured twirler in the band...
My dad used to twirl the flag @ FAMU (for those of you who don't know, FAMU has an all-male flag corp)
Originally posted by MightyDog

I use my fingers to mix my cornbread with my greens

Actually MD....hardbrothers only eat greens with their fingers.

Please dont get me started on the twirler and flagboy issue...
Let's go feed the Ducks at the Pond.

I will hold the door for every woman I see today.

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Originally posted by enswaclopedia
I voted for Reuben. (Or any other contestant)
You got that right. Man, I used to be lost when them topics about Reub were started. Since I have never watched the show, I had nary a clue. Hard brothas don't watch that show.
When my woman says "jump", I say "how high". :jump:

I cried when my ex told me it was over. :bawling:

I like my nails long. :vomit:
Who wants to play Candyland?

Would I lie to you?

My basketball shorts are too tight.

Instead of giving her this teddy bear for Valentines Day, I'll keep it for myself.
"Hey man, can I borrow your Billy Ocean CD?"

(Billy Ocean can be substituded with:
BArbara Steisand, Barry Manilow, Kenny G, or Jonh Tesh)
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