Things you will never hear a HARD brotha say...

[EB]

I am a fan of Oprah.
Going 70 MPH on the highway is too fast.
I'd rather go 55.
I do not like fast cars.
I always watch Lifetime and WE.
I can't stand to watch Jacque Reid each weeknight.
I do not want to watch the playoffs this weekend.
Take all of the money you want.
I like watching Oprah everyday.
I have never gone to gentlemen's clubs.
Did I say that I was a fan of Oprah?

 

[SONNY]

What's Porn?

 

[enswaclopedia]

I support title IX.
I'll hold your purse while you get that.
I'll take care of the 3 a.m. feeding.

 

[STRAWDOG]

"Dear, will you 'be having' jam or syrup with your biscuits that I am baking"

"Where is my apron"

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

 

[Seeing Spots]

Originally posted by STRAWDOG

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

This one is the WINNER! :tup: No HARD BROTHER or SISTER could stomach his son being a twirler! :shame:

 

[LadyLuck13]

Originally posted by STRAWDOG


"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

How bout':

I am the son of a former featured twirler in the band...
OR
My dad used to twirl the flag @ FAMU (for those of you who don't know, FAMU has an all-male flag corp)

 

[Get Ready]

Originally posted by MightyDog

I use my fingers to mix my cornbread with my greens

Actually MD....hardbrothers only eat greens with their fingers.

Please dont get me started on the twirler and flagboy issue...
Priceless.

 

[Fortitude]

Originally posted by LadyLuck13
How bout':
I am the son of a former featured twirler in the band...

Isn't this an oxymoron?

 

[EB]

Originally posted by STRAWDOG
.....

"Where is my apron"

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

:lmao:

 

[SONNY]

Originally posted by STRAWDOG

"I want my son to be the featured 'Twirler' for the band"

*priceless*
:lmao:

 

[docmump]

Originally posted by STRAWDOG
.....

"Where is my apron"

.....

There you have it folks....

 

[SONNY]

IM sorry for 2004.

 

[kevdawg]

Originally posted by BandFan
IM sorry for 2004.

Took the words right outta my mouth :lol:

 

[CEE DOG]

Let's go feed the Ducks at the Pond.

I will hold the door for every woman I see today.

Hi , May I help you with that

 

[LadyLuck13]

Originally posted by BandFan
IM sorry for 2004.

:lol:

 

[CriTAUcal]

Originally posted by CEE DOG
I will hold the door for every woman I see today.

:smh:

 

[j-state_tiger06]

Originally posted by LadyLuck13
I dropped line for (insert Pan-Hellenic fraternity)

*******CLASSIC!!*******

 

[enswaclopedia]

I voted for Reuben. (Or any other contestant)

 

[CEE DOG]

Originally posted by CriTAUcal
:smh:

I am just saying what a hard brother would say.

 

[Robber]

Originally posted by enswaclopedia
I voted for Reuben. (Or any other contestant)

You got that right. Man, I used to be lost when them topics about Reub were started. Since I have never watched the show, I had nary a clue. Hard brothas don't watch that show.

 

[Robber]

Let's go watch the Emmy's, Grammy's or any other award show.

Debbie Thomas sholl could skate.

 

[JSTUS]

When my woman says "jump", I say "how high". :jump:


I cried when my ex told me it was over. :bawling:


I like my nails long. :vomit:

 

[LadyLuck13]

Who wants to play Candyland?

Would I lie to you?

My basketball shorts are too tight.

Instead of giving her this teddy bear for Valentines Day, I'll keep it for myself.

 

[cat daddy]

I love my new Mini Cooper.

 

[Get Ready]

"Hey man, can I borrow your Billy Ocean CD?"

(Billy Ocean can be substituded with:
BArbara Steisand, Barry Manilow, Kenny G, or Jonh Tesh)