Things you will never hear a HARD brotha say...


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Hard Brothers please help:

1. Lets cuddle
2. Last night I was watching Lifetime and ......
3. My old lady had the remote......
4. Who is playing in the championship game?
5. I just bought the latest (insert boy band group here) CD.
6. My old lady wont let me go...
7. "Baby, can I have some money to.....
8. I dont know how to BBQ
9. Naw man, Ima stay home and read a book in front of the fireplace.
10. Fake breast are a turn-off.
 
"What's your addres so I can send you a shirt"

"My girl said there is a game coming on.."

"Hi, my name is Robber....."

"So you want me stick these dollars in her thing, yuck.."
 

Originally posted by Get Ready
Hard Brothers please help:

1. Lets cuddle
2. Last night I was watching Lifetime and ......
3. My old lady had the remote......
4. Who is playing in the championship game?
5. I just bought the latest (insert boy band group here) CD.
6. My old lady wont let me go...
7. "Baby, can I have some money to.....
8. I dont know how to BBQ
9. Naw man, Ima stay home and read a book in front of the fireplace.
10. Fake breast are a turn-off.
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"did you catch oprah yesterday??"
" I need a manicure/peticure"

Can't see a hard brotha watching Oprah unless she was in the color purple
 
"Let's talk."

"How was your day?"

"Pass me a glass of champagne."

"Did you want the last piece of chicken?"

"Oprah said, "Do it like this...."
 
"Sure, you can spend the night."

"I can't go to the game this weekend because my wife wants me to....."

"My stomach can't handle...."

"Damn, I missed 'Judging Amy' last night."

"I was watching HGTV and...."
 
Hard Brothers will not say:
11. You can drive my new Porche
12. I can't operate any power tools
13. Let's go to the Movies to see a 'Chick Flic' (Tito pass me a tissue)
14. I'm afraid of the dark
15. I don't like dogs....I like cats
16. I drive a 2 or 4 cyl vehicle
17. Next time you go to Wal-Mart would you please get me some scented lotion and some male make-up
18. I'll have a 'Shirley Temple' with fruit
19. Honey, can I go to the game or may I watch the game on T.V.
20. I need to rince out a few things
 
I'll have a salad with a light dressing instead of a thickburger for lunch.

No more buffets for me.

This tea is too sweet.

That lady's breasts are too large.

I'll pay for dinner.

Alligator shoes are so ghetto.

Random drug testing on the job doesn't bother me.

That sister's behind is entirely too big.

I don't like wearing bright colored suits.
 
"Don't use tuna helper, I have great recipe."
"Men's Express is having a sale"
"She should wear such, and such kinda thong."


NICE
 
That movie brought me to tears.

I have to feel an emotional connection before I can get physical with a woman.

Your pants really fit you nicely ,bruh.

Where can I order me some of those male enhancement pills?

That's too much fried food for me.

There's a musical playing in town that I would love to see.

I'll walk outside away from everyone to break wind.
 
Wake me up so I can say goodbye before you go?
I dont care if he is not my child, Im going to take care of him anyway.
Its OK that you cheated, just come back home.
 

Sure, what do you want to look at on TV?

Yes, you can play my Playstation (MBOX, or Dreamcast).

No, you go on to church without me.

Mother was wrong you were right...

Here is the remote control, what ever you want to look at it's fine with me.

Yes I will fry the chicken tonight. Where is that George Foreman Grill???
 
Y'all some fools. LMAO@ the subliminal smacking. :slap:

STRAW, #11 had me seeing red for a minute! :mad: Homey don't play dat! :slap: EVER!!! :mad:
 
You can sit in my chair tonight.
I'll call you.
What do you want for Christmas?
I'll drive your mama to the store.
Dawg, just use my hair brush
**burp** Excuse me.
I'm a mama's boy.
This could be serious, I'm gonna see a doctor.
I'm sorry.
Let's go on Trading Spaces.
Do these pants make my butt look too big?
 
heh heh.

"Honey, did you drink the last Fuzzy navel?"
"How may I help you?"
"Yes, I'd like the strawberry cheesecake"
"Say dog, did you watch "The Bachelorette" last night?"
 
"I got it on sale at the GAP"
"I'll have a Diet Coke with that"
"Excuse me, sir, we're lost....."
"Baby, let's take things slowly"
"Shopping! Can I come?"
"Football is the one without the bat, right?"
"Who did your hair?"
"Amarito Sour, please"
"So what if there's 2 guys and 1 girl?"
"Did anybody see Joe Millionaire last night?"
"Whatever happened to Ally McBeal?"
"Dr. Phil said....."
 
I think it's time to throw away these draws that's riddled with holes.

Toliet seats are meant to be down.

$300 dollars for shoes? Sure, put it on my card.

Two women at the same time is too much for me!

Pink is a color of confidence!

If we don't have communication in our relationship, we don't have anything!
 
"Was it good?"
"Don't worry, I'll do the dishes."
"That IS the right hole, isn't it?"
"Drinks are on me."
"Please hurry. I can't miss The Young and the Restless."
"Who cares if you can't cook?"
 
"I look Cute & Adorable"

"Ill call you tomorrow......promise"

"...I dont want to get it in your mouth"

"Dr Phil/Oprah said......"

"I want a Lavender and Sarctrose pair"

"Clean out your PM box, I have something to tell you"

"Thats' okay, Ill get the bill"
 
Whaddayu mean you don't like it from the back????

Whaddayu mean you don't want it in your hair????

C'mere and kiss me when when you finish down there, OK???

I can't wait for the next Tyler Perry play!!!!

How do I sign-up to be on "Queer Eye For The Straight Guy"????

No, let me wipe 'it' up, OK?????

Oh no baby, just spit it out.........

You're gunna call me, right???:(


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