Things you will never hear a HARD brotha say...


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Yes I will go to the mall with you. And I will go in every store you go in. And I will stand there while you try on every garment in the damn store. And I will tell you how nice you look in each one. And I will hold your purse while you try on all them damn clothes. And I will sit there attentively while you try on 47 pairs of shoes. Yes they look nice. And no I wont look at that fine ass woman walking by either. And no I wont flirt with the girl at the cash register eventhough she is looking at me like she wants to eat me up. ;)
 
*walks into Jacob's jewlery store*
"I'll take your most expensive ring in the store, it's for my fiance. Money doesn't matter when it comes to rings."
 
Well baby, let's save some money...... I'll help you take-out those 4,000 micro-braids in your hair..... OK???

:dude:
 
Yes, I'm married/seriously dating & my wife/girlfriend thinks I'm the bestest, dammm, hot doggity shti brother in the world - she worships me & never wants to leave me.
 
"When can I meet your parents?"
"This chicken is just too greasy!"
"I like whay you've done with this place!"
"Have you looked in that bathroom? I ain't peein' in there!"
"I'll just have the salad"
"I just bought Titanic on DVD"
"So what are your plans after college?" (only if he's serious)
"Yes, your kids can come, too"
"I baked it myself"
~any phrase with the words 'window' and 'treatment'~
"Can you help me check my oil?"
"Baby, where is this going?"
 



Originally posted by j-state_tiger06
"When can I meet your parents?"
"This chicken is just too greasy!"
"I like whay you've done with this place!"
"Have you looked in that bathroom? I ain't peein' in there!"
"I'll just have the salad"
"I just bought Titanic on DVD"
"So what are your plans after college?" (only if he's serious)
"Yes, your kids can come, too"
"I baked it myself"
~any phrase with the words 'window' and 'treatment'~
"Can you help me check my oil?"
"Baby, where is this going?"
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OH my GAWD

Now this...this is it...This is what Im talking about right here.
A hard brotha would never ever ever ever say any of this.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
HARD BROTHERS will not say:

At Popeyes "I'll have the 11 piece mild"
"I'll have my ice cream with sprinkles on top"
"My I have a straw"
"It's ok that your kids got katsup and caramel all over the corintian leather in my new automobile"
"Yes Honey I agree with you, J-Lo's dress was to tight or to short or to revealing"
"I can't wait to see the next episode of Friends, Seinfield, Sex In The White City, etc"
"I must get a ticket to see RIVERDANCE"
"I just love watching or reading Gone With The Wind"
"I need to shave my legs"
"No one nighters for me......I'm only interested in long term relationships"
"Will you RESPECT me tomorrow"
 
I'll take the baby to the doctor.

You sleep in, I'll take care of the baby tomorrow morning.

I like the regular mop better than that fancy Swifter thingy.

Where's the spray, MANE does it stink in here.

You make me want to be a better man.

I'm going to have sex with other women, you have sex with other men, and ufcking other people will not affect our marriage at all.
 
Originally posted by Seeing Spots

I'm going to have sex with other women, you have sex with other men, and ufcking other people will not affect our marriage at all.
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Somebody has issuuuuuuuees.
 
Originally posted by Get Ready
Somebody has issuuuuuuuees.
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Actually I don't. This is the list of things a hard brother would never say.

Hard bruhs have issuuuuuuuues with FREE LOVE RECIPROCITY. :D
 
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