Pass me the dipping sauce for my eggrolls...
Originally posted by j-state_tiger06
"When can I meet your parents?"
"This chicken is just too greasy!"
"I like whay you've done with this place!"
"Have you looked in that bathroom? I ain't peein' in there!"
"I'll just have the salad"
"I just bought Titanic on DVD"
"So what are your plans after college?" (only if he's serious)
"Yes, your kids can come, too"
"I baked it myself"
~any phrase with the words 'window' and 'treatment'~
"Can you help me check my oil?"
"Baby, where is this going?"