How is your lawn doing?

[Croft84]

I'll do it. Heck, mine looks bad, but most of my neighbors yards look worse than mine!

NO LAUGHING!

Front Yard

Back Strips
The brown part to the right is MY yard

The left 1/2 of this mess is MINE

On a positive note, I completed this rock walkway MYSELF (well I did have some help from my girl.)

Darn where is this mess?

 

[SimplyRedd]

the rocked area is nice. find some nice boys to water for lunch or 5 bucks

 

[Fortitude]

Darn where is this mess?

On Kiss My Arse With Your Soup Cooler Lips Blvd.

 

[Fortitude]

the rocked area is nice. find some nice boys to water for lunch or 5 bucks

Thanks. I wish I could find some NICE boys. :lol: My poor landscaper called me today & is really sad about the situation. She wants to come & water it for me badly & says she talks to God about my lawn all the time. She said she hates that I pay them for stuff I won't maintain. Anywhooooo... God is able.

 

[Blacknbengal]

Thanks. I wish I could find some NICE boys. :lol: My poor landscaper called me today & is really sad about the situation. She wants to come & water it for me badly & says she talks to God about my lawn all the time. She said she hates that I pay them for stuff I won't maintain. Anywhooooo... God is able.

:smh:

 

[cat daddy]

Okay, I spoke w/my lady today. Below are points of interest.

• What you see is the Rye grass I put dowon in the winter - she said it's finally dying away.
• She bought me Bermuda seed - I'll ask about St. Augustine.

OK so that's why it is so brown. Go on and let her put the Bermuda seeds down and put some water on it.

 

[Da_Sperm]

OK so that's why it is so brown. Go on and let her put the Bermuda seeds down and put some water on it.

You will need to till up the yard and then put the seeds down. The seeds will need to be planted within the soil or else it will never take. Rye grass does not survive in HEAT.

 

[Warndalyn]

On Kiss My Arse With Your Soup Cooler Lips Blvd.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[ALPHA3]

Fortitude must have let Wandawoman BBQ over there. Wandawoman you done burnt up all the grass.

 

[Tigerpride]

You will need to till up the yard and then put the seeds down. The seeds will need to be planted within the soil or else it will never take. Rye grass does not survive in HEAT.

I think I need to till up my back yard.

BTW, my grass is cut, whew and the front yard looks good. :banana:

 

[ABE]

My main issue is watering. If I watered, the grass would spread and cover the spots left by the dead weeds.

 

[Warndalyn]

Fortitude must have let Wandawoman BBQ over there. Wandawoman you done burnt up all the grass.

u :kiss: my ass.

 

[ALPHA3]

u :kiss: my ass.

I'll :kiss: your ass alright!

 

[Jax]

I'll :kiss: your ass alright!

TMI!!!! :lol:

*runs outta thread*

 

[Warndalyn]

Sure is, Jax...he just doesn't know when to stop. I'm about to delete his damn post. :smh:

 

[ABE]

Yall need to get a room.

 

[ALPHA3]

Sure is, Jax...he just doesn't know when to stop. I'm about to delete his damn post. :smh:

What yall talking about? I was talking about when we went to Wendy's and the girl in the drive thru told the dude handing her the food to kiss her azz.

 

[Warndalyn]

What yall talking about? I was talking about when we went to Wendy's and the girl in the drive thru told the dude handing her the food to kiss her azz.

Now shut up so these folks can continue to discuss lawns.

 

[ALPHA3]

Now shut up so these folks can continue to discuss lawns.

You still didn't have to burn up Forti's yard like that trying to BBQ.

 

[Warndalyn]

That's why I'm FORTITUDE/STRONG. I have 2 sprinklers. I think one has a timer, but I don't think it's gonna happen - I'm just not in to it & I've tried. Why don't you send the pics in for me? And what about my doggone ROCK WALKWAY (I did it myself) - let's focus on the positive.

Forti-poo, I like the rock walkway! :tup:

:lol: at some of these responses to those pics...I'm sorry, Fort.

 

[Panther88]

Thanks. I wish I could find some NICE boys. :lol: My poor landscaper called me today & is really sad about the situation. She wants to come & water it for me badly & says she talks to God about my lawn all the time. She said she hates that I pay them for stuff I won't maintain. Anywhooooo... God is able.

U need a husband gul. :read: :uhoh: *sprints out of thread*

LOL@A3. Damn that was pretty timely jab. lol Po' W~. :shame: ~snicker~

I can just picture W~ skinny self in front of a flaming bbq pit. lol

 

[Warndalyn]

U need a husband gul. :read: :uhoh: *sprints out of thread*

LOL@A3. Damn that was pretty timely jab. lol Po' W~. :shame: ~snicker~

I can just picture W~ skinny self in front of a flaming bbq pit. lol

:emlaugh:

y'all leave me alone!

 

[Croft84]

On Kiss My Arse With Your Soup Cooler Lips Blvd.

:lmao: Why do you want me to pukcer up? :kiss::kiss:

 

[Fortitude]

OK so that's why it is so brown. Go on and let her put the Bermuda seeds down and put some water on it.

:quiet: Uhhh, they trusted ME to drop the seeds, so me & mama went out there dropped 'em, dabbed a little water on 'em & moved on - that was May 5. :lol: Be quiet, Kitty Kat.

You will need to till up the yard and then put the seeds down. The seeds will need to be planted within the soil or else it will never take. Rye grass does not survive in HEAT.

Thanks, she was telling me I'd could buy $300 worth of sod & have them put it down, but I'd have to PROMISE to water it - I like your suggestion better! :tup:

Forti-poo, I like the rock walkway! :tup:
:lol: at some of these responses to those pics...I'm sorry, Fort.

Thanks. Now, you've violated the NO LAUGHING CLAUSE - that's okay though because summer's just getting started & I'm sure you'll be firing up the grill and I'll laugh then. :kiss:

U need a husband gul. :read: :uhoh: *sprints out of thread*

Shole do - a country joker that knows his way outside a house. :nod:

:lmao: Why do you want me to pukcer up? :kiss::kiss:

So you can spit water on my lawn, Sweetie. :kiss:

 

[97JSULEGEND]

I need to drop down some summerizer quick.