Too many for just 3.
The scene in "Soul Food" where ole girl breaks ole boy off up in the studio and Vanessa Williams (his too business/career-oriented lawyer wife) catches them,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and subsequently goes after ole boy and cuz with a butcher knife. :lmao:
The scene in "Smokey and the Bandit" where Sherriff Justice (Jackie Gleason) has the exchange over the CB with the black Sherriff and they say:
Sherriff Brandford: "This is Sherriff Brandford of Desson county Arkansas,,, did you say you are Sherriff Justice of Texas??"
Sherriff Justice: "DAS A BIG TEN-4!! DIS IS SHERRIFF BUFFORD T. JUSTICE,, OF TEXAS!!"
Brandford: "you do know, of coarse, that you are out of your jurisdiction,, i suggest you let my department handle this."
Justice: "das veri cumfortin',,,, BUT I'M IN HIGH-PUSUITE! CAINT-CHU HEAR GOOD??!!"
Brandford: "i hear perfectly. the fact that you are from Texas is not germane to the situation."
Justice: (infuriated) "???!!!! DA GAWD-DAMN GERMANS GOT NUTHIN' TA DO WIT IT!!!!!!!!!!"
Bufford T. Justice Jr: "????? what'd he say?!"
The scene in Full Metal Jacket where Pvt Pyle can't make it over the confidence obstacle.
Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "Pvt pyle are you quiting on me????? WELL ARE YOU??!!! THEN QUITE YOU SLIMMY F-CKIN' WALRUS LOOKIN' PIECE OF *****!!!! GET DOWN OFF MY OBSTACLE!!! GET DA F-CK DOWN OFF MY OBSTACLE!!! I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF PVT PYLE SO THAT YOU CAN'T CONTAMINANTE THE REST OF THE WORLD!! I WILL MOTIVATE YOU PVT PYLE IF IT SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL IN THE CONGO!!"
The scene in Full Metal Jacket where Sgt Hartman lets the non-white recruits known that there is no racial prejudice or bigotry on Paris Island but goes on to run some of the most classic racial smack since the high water mark of the KKK.
Gunnery Sgt Hartman: "I do not look down on n-ggers, kikes, wops are greaser. In my corps you are all equally worthless."
Hartman to black recruit: "What's your name scumbag?" (recruit attempts to give name) "Bull*****, from now on your name is Pvt Snowball. Do you like that name?" ("sir yessir!") "Well there's one thing you won't like; they don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall!!!"
Those racial blasts were only topped by several classics in Mississippi Burning:
scene where good ole boys are knocking back brews in the "private club" and one guy's telling them how a black boy wants to play football for the Bear over at Alabama. another wise-***** then comments, "what's he gonna run with, A WATERMELON??!!!",,,, to the delight of the half drunk good ole boys/klansmen. Although MS Burning was brutal to watch, that mug captures some of the most hostile feelings of both sides in the history of race relations in the south. Just a brutal movie, but a staunch reminder of how bad things were in this country at one time.
Just about every scene/quote from Blazing Saddles, the last great and probably the greatest politically incorrect movie (that did a splindid job of taking potshots at everybody) of all time.
oh, and another scene from Smokey & the Bandit,,
The scene where Smokey and Jr come up on some local good ole boys strippin down the wedding car. The music, the improvision with Jr personally getting Sherriff Justice's cigarette, dropping it, putting in Justice's fingers backwards,,, and sherriff getting the boy's attention by closing his cigarette lighter has GOT to go down as one of the all-time Jackie Gleason classics!
Justice: (SNAP!! boys turn around suprised) ",,, hold up on dat car wise genelmenz." "rest ya self boy. you look tired." (boy snaps hands on car) "you punks look tuckered out too." (Justice kicks one of the lads in the @$$) "now DAT,, was an attention getter. now,,, a lady in a wedding gown,,,, get in a car?"
boy1: "yessir"
Justice: "see who drivin'?"
boy1: "n-nossir"
Justice: (walks over to other boy) "License plate?"
boy2: "yeah,,, uuh, BAN-ONE,, "b" "a" "n" d-dash "o" "n" "e"
Justice: "aaaight now you boys just stay here,, and watch da car. there might be some vandals around who,, wanna steal something. so you boys just keep ya hands on da car,,, until one of my associates arrive. don't go home,,,,, don't go ta eat,,,,,, and don't play wit ya selves,,,,, wouldn't look nice on my highway. oh,,,,, you can think about it,,,, but dooooon't do it."
:lmao:
