SU grads take love where they can find it.......
A small Baton Rouge Wild Animal Park had acquired a very rare species of Gorilla. Within a few weeks, the female gorilla became sexually arroused and very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem; The gorilla was in heat.
To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available. While reflecting on their problem, the park administrators noticed pete, a part time SU graduate, responsible for cleaning the feces out of the animals' cages.
Pete, like most SU grads, was dumb and had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy ANY species of animal in ANY way. So, the park administrators thought they might have a solution.
Pete was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Well, pete showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The following day, pete announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions.
"First," he said, " I don't want to have to kiss her."
"Number B, you must never tell anybody 'bout this."
The park administrators quickly agreed to these conditions, and they asked what his third condition was.
"Well," said pete,
"you gotta give me another week to come up with the $500."
