CHOLLY
A Jaguars WORST Nightmare
Well folks, it's back by popular demand!!!
The 5th anual BAG of JAG jokes!!!
Pardon the tardiness, but Ole Cholly been busy of late.
NEVER too busy to SMACK some Swampnegrows though.
So, without further adieu..........
GRANDPAPPY JAGS's PASSING
On hearing that her elderly Jag-gay-war grandfather had just passed away, Kuta Mae went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmammy and comfort her.
When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Kuta Mae told her grandmother that 2 Jaguars nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Have you lost your minds!?!?" she asked. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing we was too old to boogy, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells was ringing. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous for the old boy, just in on the Ding and out on the Dong. Worked for YEARS."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"
The 5th anual BAG of JAG jokes!!!
Pardon the tardiness, but Ole Cholly been busy of late.
NEVER too busy to SMACK some Swampnegrows though.
So, without further adieu..........
GRANDPAPPY JAGS's PASSING
On hearing that her elderly Jag-gay-war grandfather had just passed away, Kuta Mae went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmammy and comfort her.
When she ask how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Kuta Mae told her grandmother that 2 Jaguars nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Have you lost your minds!?!?" she asked. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing we was too old to boogy, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells was ringing. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous for the old boy, just in on the Ding and out on the Dong. Worked for YEARS."
She paused, wiped away a tear and then continued, "and if that damned ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today!"