The EBT Awards: Food Stamp Quality (per my facebook Note)
From start to finish, while it’s on.
The Pre-Show:
Hurricane Chris: Your Halle Berry dance is the reason why men should get necked.
Day 26: That's the only award you will ever get. Live it up.
Pleasure P: That's why your ass in Number 2.
New Boyz: The ‘re-Jerk†is nothing but the Heel Tow reincarnated.
Rosci: Why are you not u fired? Terrence, you too!
The Show: (Jackson State Sonic Boom enter here)
Jamie Foxx: Drunk as hell. I understand the pressure, but really.
New Edition: Hang it up. I would have preferred B2k, B5, HELL Day 26.
Keri Hilson: I liked it, but that last lil' dedication to BAD...was BAD.
Jamie and T Pain: Travis Parker DID THAT! T Pain hands down is the ugliest 25 yr old alive....wait, then there's Wayne.
Speaking of Toya and Tiny....Tiny, you can't read? My eyes are big by birth, why are you bucking yours! Toya aka Wayne’s nut cache...Please!
Frankie and Neffe should be called Crackheads Gone Wild. I heart Keisha and understand her patience.
Nominees: How do you not NAME THEM!
Time crunch? It’s your damn channel and show? What...you're going to run over into
your broadcast of The Cookout???
Ne-Yo: Thank you YOU DID THAT! Loved it.
Soulja Boy: Literally hopped out the bed. That song only has effect if a) you're drunk. B) you're high or c) both
Beyonce: a GRAMMY show performance. Wasted on BET. I saw the church steeple and KNEW “Single Ladies†followed. Nope. She had the swimsuit on singing Ava Maria! Now, I liked the performance and she did do a switch up, but B’ you had to know the coons watching the awards was not going to realize that your versatility, boo. It’s a DIVA thing, they wouldn’t understand.
SKANK robbers: I'm mad bc I enjoyed it!
Mary Mary: Loved the song...the pants, not so much.
Best actress: Zoe it’s called class. We didn't need to know ole lady was doing number 2.
Jamie and Ne Yo: Ne Yo sounds really good, but overkill of Jamie.
He's the host...he doesn't have to perform every break.
NEW JACK SWING DEDICATION: Guy...Aaron Hall was struggling bit he's old so no love lost. BBD, I thought they forgot the words! That was it???? Where was Blackstreet? H Town? Alicia Keyes dedication was better.
Housewives of ATL: Damn, Ne Ne is BIG. Like line backer big.
Ciara Heals the World...Beyonce should have did that! Ciara should have done a version of Thriller, where she danced...and not sing! But I will rock that jacket.
Keisha Cole is a great example of how big a** tattoos can make the cutest girl look classless. I swear she's a female Tupac...Thug life across of stomach LOL. Monica, I loved that outfit and hair cut. Sounded good! Who is this homo thug they panned to singing the hell out that song with his tattoos, haircut designs and gold tooth??? The ladies did great though.
Monica ummm took over. LOL
Stop panning to Kanye and that ugly a** chick. Please and I thank you!
CitiTrends advertising on BET? Geezus.
JUSTIN Timberlake comment is so funny yet true.
BET do your producers understand TIMING?
Beyonce...poor girl, was looking like...really confused. ..I swear she looked like some bodies older sisters yearbook picture with that dress. Jamie’s drunken ass needs to sit down. He is doing the most.
Jay Z...good as anticipated. Love when he crossed his music over. Live band makes for a great RAP performance. Hova...Hova...Hova...
Side note...Joe Jackson’s face looks like it’s molded from play dough. He, hands down is the scariest looking mofo alive.
Akeelah and the Bee chick, NICE VOICE.
Jamie and the fans...*hangs head* Never will I sit wit broke ass people, because that's exactly how they act.
Don Cornelius can put you to sleep. . . Dryyy eyess....
O'Jays dedication about to come on!
I am double over laughing out loud for seeing Tevin Campbell is like seeing a unicorn. Hahahahahahaha...
Tyrese is appropriate. So appropriate. Trey babyyyy thank you for realizing you are not an alto! Stay in that soprano zone. But Tyrese is killing this! Oh shit Trey Songs on Stairway To Heaven....the door is open...well was until you did that long note. Johnny iSigh. Tyrese did it! Just reminded Gerald Levert died....ahh man. Don Cornelius does not know Trey Songs ....just forgot. LOL
Dancing and shit...classic.
Are the OJays finished? (40 mins later) They had the camera on Soulja Boy and he looked so LOST. Young Tell'em...its called music!
Johnny Gill, you are so not closeted anymore.
Hahahhahaa Debra Lee, Boondocks has forever immortalized you....I just see you rubbing a dead animal! No matter what you say...LOL
I will say this though. Mike Jackson’s humanitarian efforts outweigh his music (TO ME). Selflessness is a wonderful trait. Alicia Keys has a teen’s program??? (Googling now) I heart her!
Youth are the underdog voices in this world! They feel voiceless! Yes, new found respect for Alicia Keys. Best segment of the show for me thus far. (Not that I didn't have it before)
Nothing against Haitians, and I applaud Wyclef....but I see the populations of homeless next door. So I understand him helping his country. I wish more AMERICAN natives did the same. Stop adopting kids from Laos, and take in your abandoned niece your sister is too strung out to care for. Stop making grandmothers parents all over again! Since some of us only understand music, listen to 'Man In the Mirror' and 'Earth Song', two of my favorite songs PERIOD.
BET's Humanitarian award is the jug.
Taraji is NOT acting. Her ass is ghetto.
WtFlyingF? Tiny....Accepting an award on TIP's behalf? iDIED. Question, why are most mixed girls the MOST ghetto? What are you trying to prove? All black people are not ghetto so you don't need to prove yourselves (if that's what you're trying to convey).
Ving Rames....GUNS as a comparison to anything that should be positive...the sad part, I know hood ass people who would agree. You see Taraji ass was the ONLY mofo repeating what he said. Tyrese looked like he wanted to kick his ass for being stupid. LOL
Beyonce won something???
Maxwell....love that single. This guy referred to me and Pretty Wings in my honesty box. Listened to the words...I'm touched.
Why is Coming to America come to mind....who is going to clean up these roses!
Drake! He can't do any wrong to me. Oh Em Gee...I love him! I love him! I love him! Damn shame, I just realized my growing lust for him In my history of yellow boys, they all resemble Drake. I don't think they could write, act or sing though...wait....I'm getting off track. Damn it Drake...um, I just want to meet him. Anyone that knows him, his publicist, sister, or 3rd cousin. (I will take stalker status on this one!) I don't like this version of Every Girl. AT all. You can't bleep and be effective. Who are these randoms surrounding Drake???? Stop pulling from the broke ass section of the audience...I'm still going to the concert August 9th. Did I mention, I love Drake? You won't find a fan bigger than me.
Baby and Wayne still doing the daddy/son act? Okay....
*reading statuses* I know y'all dumb asses DID NOT thing the Young Money performance was a dedication to MJ. Kill yourselves for even publicly admitting that. That was the last group performance. C'mon...Every Girl. Stay Strapped...
Janet....ahhhh, I just really wanted to cry. OMG. Dumb ass audience members have no respect for the bereaved, yelling while she trying to hold it together.
I really don't want to hear Jami Foxx sing anymore tonight. No, I'm so serious.