Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
:::: Reads Riddler's last post ::::
OH NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OH NOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Pay testament to yo Bad Azzzzzzzzz!!!!
- Thread starter Makaho 2.0
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Vinita
Let's Go Lions, GO!
The Riddler said:Listen all you muthaphuggahs, this game I moe spit
Got my lap top sitting on the clothes hamper, typing as I take a siht
I'm butt azz nekkid, on the throne, nuthin on but my socks
Got the overhead vent running cause these terds be on lock
But I digress cause you ain't come here to hear bout no floaters
Time for me to flip the scrip, bust a rhyme and move up head and shoulders
You hoes kicked lyrics, you nikkas were tight - you brought yo A game
But after this mic session this dayum thread will never be the same
I'm a grown azz man, you cats is just Lil boys
I'm from Jacktown nizzle and you from the land of misfit toys
My rhymes are so tight that they knock nizzles off the block
Be gone, roll out - no one wants a Charlie in the box
You can't fade me fool, I'll piss on you like R. Kelly
No one knows you or wants you - you a water gun that shoots jelly
I came up in this beeotch with barely 500 posts that made you wiser
Everything I touch, melts in my clutch - beeotch call be Heat Miser
I bust loads in her mouf, so much she has to spit and rinse
Her head so good, phugg making toys beeotch be a dentist
I cancel Christmas, it's over, I steal all the toys like a shyster
I'm dropping my name - the Riddler is dead - call me The Burgermeister
Yo size don't scare me we can rumble -- you Humble Bumble - str8 get it on
I whoop that azz, tie you up - you my beeotch - nizzles call me Yukon
If you ole skool and I know you iz - you feel this trip down memory lane
Only the Riddler could take Christmas siht and make it a damn shame
So when you see me don't run, nizzle it's gone be a fight
But for now Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
DEAD
Hereeeee I lay____ all alone
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
As God as my witness I'll beat ya down with the quickness
You got a cartoon image & it?s really some sick shat
But its not funny you make white boyz seems blacker
You?re not an emcee or a quality actor!
Lyrical surgery, displaying my pedigree
Known for rocking beats & You?re known?.
For__ Rocking___ crowds to sleep
I can be Biblical, or a gargoyle in chrome
You can be terrible & take these shots to ya dome
I've heard of peer pressure
but you on some queer pressure
I haven?t met her
But I want to test her
You think it?s wrongggggg___ But
Hereeeee I lay____ all alone
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
damm!Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
You think she is faithful Joe?
I find that?s it time to flow,
Selecting my M.O. , I?m back from from the LIKKA STO...
Dude Has Female HABITS, I got the JUICE OF 1000 RABBITS
cuz he couldnt Go ? out with a bang" I think his hair is
displaying bangs!
Not John Wayne, but I
BATTLE WITH GAUGES, or VERNACULAR PHRASES , & When I Foul ya azz you?ll say it?s FLAGRANT
No HATRED
**** your text & yo font
Hey girl I got sumthin? for that rump
Collecting ya info from that Tony show, then y'know!
Hereeeee I lay____ all alone
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
I?m as good as they come & even get Cocky
So many punches you?ll be calling me Rocky
Master?s degree, M..D., and Doctorial Dissertation
Cognac, I don?t smoke, but I can relate to the whole nation
You a Nerd, a meathead, an Archie Bunker of sorts,
What you gonna say next ?Eat my Shorts??
I ain?t even really rapping cause you so far beneath me
Ok dude your turn you making me sleepy.
Like a leopard, --that need a hair cut, the threads Apollo,
You only Kiki Shepard, or the Sand man --that only tap dance,
You could go Gospel, won?t save the performance!
Contrary to popular thought
I?m the kind of man you and mom?s wish you caught
I know about gangs, frats even cognac, I also know about
Medical degrees and plaques.
Where?s ya heart at, I ain?t wearing no Hard hat, street wise, educated, and spiritual can you match that?
Now About why it?s true
I'm Just like Sade
I need to keep giving you something that?s Taboo!
Cuz? On the mic, I can go psycho
Good News for you in a battle
Only if you switching to GEICO
I love you girllll shouts out to TSPN & the world
Keep it moving~~~~~
Hereeeee I lay____ all alone
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
Tossin & turning
Longing for some of her____ Tender Love
I'm waitin for the right____ moment to come
So I can thank you for,
Allthetenderloveshe?sgiven to me?
The Riddler
Buck Buck #1
Got dayum boy! You know ole Otis can't read all dat dere siht you just typed!
The Riddler
Buck Buck #1
Tony: The Doctor will see you now.
Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
They don't know Nuthin' about our Group
Tony, The Riddler, & Makaho!!!
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Tony, The Riddler, & Makaho!!!
Yeah ladies I know you tired of the same old thing,
Things have become so mundane
I mean your bedroom is so cold, so cold but I?m here to tell you
I got a strategy we bout to heat it up...
.Things have become so mundane
I mean your bedroom is so cold, so cold but I?m here to tell you
I got a strategy we bout to heat it up...
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Baby 1 plus 1 ain't 2 when you wit me
C ain't after A and B when you wit me
It don't make sense right now but it will
Later on when you see how I make you feeeel
REGULAR ain't in my vocabulary
When it comes to love makin neither is missionary
Positions, girl pick one better yet some
Never mind that we tryin all of em Soooo
C ain't after A and B when you wit me
It don't make sense right now but it will
Later on when you see how I make you feeeel
REGULAR ain't in my vocabulary
When it comes to love makin neither is missionary
Positions, girl pick one better yet some
Never mind that we tryin all of em Soooo
So tryyyyyyyy to roll wit it baby (baby)
I?m a make you feel like you neva felt,
Girl all because you let me get unpredictable...
I?m a make you feel like you neva felt,
Girl all because you let me get unpredictable...
The Riddler
Buck Buck #1
VH1 - Behind The Music - The Riddler
The Riddler was often seen with his arm around Wandalyn - but so no one would pick up on the secret affair - Panthro and Makaho would always hang with the couple. One night, even Panthro and Makaho could not believe the beat down that the Riddler directed on the paparazzi for snapping a picture of him and Wandalyn together.
Wanting to be the main broads in his life, Fortitude and Carmel Diva orchestrated a break in on the Riddler's lair. Diva and Fortitude fell out because Diva did not appreciate Fortitude keeping Riddler's draws to herself.
Fortitude eventually returned the draws to the lair - only to come out days later. About nine months after the draws were returned - Fort claimed to have given birth to Riddler's child. Riddler denies this saying, "the kid don't look nuthing like me".
Riddler eventually returned to his rap career dropping a self titled album with posthomous appearances from Pac and Biggie - 30 days later - the LP went gold.
With the fall of Death Row records - The Riddler, Panthro and Makaho formed a group to fill the void. Raking in untold millions - the new company, The Legion of Doom, boasted some of the hottest acts in the industry.
It wasn't long before an East Coast vs West Coast feud was underway, causing complete chaos in the industry.
The Legion of Doom label was too strong and was back on top making more than ever. But it didn't take long for the label to run into issues again. One of the key rappers, Tony, got the big head and wanted to go solo again. It was at the Legion label headquarters that Tony announced he was leaving.
Tony spoke with passion - but because no one could understand what the ehll he was talking bout - no other Legion artists left with him.
Hearing the news of Tony breaking with the Legion, the once slaughtered Just Us label reorganized and began to plot on taking down Riddler and the Legion once and for all.
Next on Behind the Music:
Did a foreign government help take down the Legion of Doom label?
Was Tony able to recruit and form a new label?
Did Wandalyn stop buying crack from bag ladies on the street?
All this and more, when VH1 - Behind The Music - The Riddler, continues . . .
The Riddler was often seen with his arm around Wandalyn - but so no one would pick up on the secret affair - Panthro and Makaho would always hang with the couple. One night, even Panthro and Makaho could not believe the beat down that the Riddler directed on the paparazzi for snapping a picture of him and Wandalyn together.
Wanting to be the main broads in his life, Fortitude and Carmel Diva orchestrated a break in on the Riddler's lair. Diva and Fortitude fell out because Diva did not appreciate Fortitude keeping Riddler's draws to herself.
Fortitude eventually returned the draws to the lair - only to come out days later. About nine months after the draws were returned - Fort claimed to have given birth to Riddler's child. Riddler denies this saying, "the kid don't look nuthing like me".
Riddler eventually returned to his rap career dropping a self titled album with posthomous appearances from Pac and Biggie - 30 days later - the LP went gold.
With the fall of Death Row records - The Riddler, Panthro and Makaho formed a group to fill the void. Raking in untold millions - the new company, The Legion of Doom, boasted some of the hottest acts in the industry.
It wasn't long before an East Coast vs West Coast feud was underway, causing complete chaos in the industry.
The Legion of Doom label was too strong and was back on top making more than ever. But it didn't take long for the label to run into issues again. One of the key rappers, Tony, got the big head and wanted to go solo again. It was at the Legion label headquarters that Tony announced he was leaving.
Tony spoke with passion - but because no one could understand what the ehll he was talking bout - no other Legion artists left with him.
Hearing the news of Tony breaking with the Legion, the once slaughtered Just Us label reorganized and began to plot on taking down Riddler and the Legion once and for all.
Next on Behind the Music:
Did a foreign government help take down the Legion of Doom label?
Was Tony able to recruit and form a new label?
Did Wandalyn stop buying crack from bag ladies on the street?
All this and more, when VH1 - Behind The Music - The Riddler, continues . . .
Upon hearing of such insubordination from Sucker Mc’s Tony was Furious
He then goes into some kind of Psychokinetic trance summoning
All of his power in preparation for the Battle that lay ahead
I called you all here today because we’re about to
Engage in a war of epic proportions
We’re with you Doc, Just tell us what to do!!!
I’m with you to Frat!!
Good Cause we’re about to face the Biggest Baddest Hungriest
Desperado to ever walk the earth
Upon arriving at the concert fully equipped with every Fresh Rhyme & Weaponry
Known to man. Tony found something so terrible, and so scary, that it made him question
All he ever known. What He found was the most vile, disgusting, & repulsive thing he ever saw It was A..A...A
After Summarily defeating the Riddler & finally put that Big Noggin of his to some postive use
He was able to rescue his dream woman from the Riddler’s Prison of
Mediocrity, psedo- pimping & short unsatisfying sex
“Come on Baby, you can Rest Now”
THE END
He then goes into some kind of Psychokinetic trance summoning
All of his power in preparation for the Battle that lay ahead
I called you all here today because we’re about to
Engage in a war of epic proportions
We’re with you Doc, Just tell us what to do!!!
I’m with you to Frat!!
Good Cause we’re about to face the Biggest Baddest Hungriest
Desperado to ever walk the earth
Upon arriving at the concert fully equipped with every Fresh Rhyme & Weaponry
Known to man. Tony found something so terrible, and so scary, that it made him question
All he ever known. What He found was the most vile, disgusting, & repulsive thing he ever saw It was A..A...A
After Summarily defeating the Riddler & finally put that Big Noggin of his to some postive use
He was able to rescue his dream woman from the Riddler’s Prison of
Mediocrity, psedo- pimping & short unsatisfying sex
“Come on Baby, you can Rest Now”
THE END
Taylor-Made'90
I'm 'Citrix SSO' batch!!!
You twerps got too much time on yall's hands....
I ain't competing wiff dat isht!!!!
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I ain't competing wiff dat isht!!!!
:winkgrin:
da_caramel_diva
New Member
The Riddler said:
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Riddler you crazy!!!
Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
ROFLMAO!!
BTW, I am Grodd in dat pic!!
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BTW, I am Grodd in dat pic!!
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Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
Tony said:
You mean this group?
Makaho 2.0
++ Digital Assassin ++
:::: Sung in voice of dat dude from Grease 2 ::::
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird tonite......WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird
We going prowlin....
Walk...Talk...Like a Freebird tonite......WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!
