Pay testament to yo Bad Azzzzzzzzz!!!!



The Riddler said:
If you come suck my soul, I will certainly lick yo emotion.
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Gotta straw? :lol: Well, Rev. Riddler's done opened the doors of the chuch! Whosoever will, let him cum!!! :devil2:
 
Who told these *****s that they wilder than Me?
Hootie & Blow fishes is all I see!
Yeah, I’ll say hello to your little friend
___ as I’m introducing__ DEEZ NUTS!!! to your chin
Getting my rhyme on
A Dog with no pants on
the DJ spinning records & I got her calling me King Kong!!
**** yo couch *****, I was not through fast
she just interrupted the pummeling
Cause she was pregnant with yo ass

Using my context, to control the whole net
Your evil plans can’t stop me, Suck on my flesh jet

Overstocked with Cock
Like Manhood piñata, beat at your own risk :scared:
& I’ll bust like the Spanish Armada

Kill yourself, that's how you can play villain
I'm the Protagonist baby and I'm always ready and willing
 
Standing in a room full of suckers & predators
If you pregnant with this Rap **** then I?m your competitor
& I swear to Her!
I ain?t losing in Cyber, They acting all Hyper,
I?ll make you dirty your Diapher!
From the Dojo, I flow & break every last tooth
I?ll embarrass you Son, &
That?s the Bare naked Bone Truth!
So rap what you wanna rap
Say what you wanna say
But if anything is directed at me
I?ll have you screaming out MAY DAY!, MAY DAY!
You know the name is Tony, No faking or being Phony
I?ll calm down..cause I see
Most of these rappers are for ENTERTAINMENT Purpose Only.
 
Warndalyn said:
Kema,

I believe Tony and The Riddler are running neck and neck. :D
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Riddler and Tony issuing out them chin checks and grief
Unlike the past, this time there will be no beef.

So we can boast, we can brag ain't no wrong in compete
But peep game don't let it escalate or history will repeat

Two master rhymers dropping science just for the fun
Just look at who we'd still have if we'd just drop the guns

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We put our souls on the stage and our spirits in the mics
Why did Pac have to ride with Suge that night

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There was nothing like B-I when he would put in work
I wish we had him here and not just on our T-shirt

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You thinkin' Riddler gone soft - what's this all this bout
I'd rather lose this rap battle than take anotha brotha out!
 
Alright, Alright

Hey Rid, Let?s make this money.

We can colab on an album, shoot a video, do a clothes line, &
Produce a ?making the band?
Have try outs, & everything.
 

Tony said:
Alright, Alright

Hey Rid, Let?s make this money.

We can colab on an album, shoot a video, do a clothes line, &
Produce a ?making the band?
Have try outs, & everything.
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I'm feelin ya kid!

I say we have Fort, Nita, Wandalyn, etc. crash at a crib that we put them up in and try and earn a spot!
 
Fortitude said:
Gotta straw? :lol: Well, Rev. Riddler's done opened the doors of the chuch! Whosoever will, let him cum!!! :devil2:
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Rev. Run says, "If Fort had any sense, she'd cut dat zero and get wit dat hero. I mean Riddler be raising hell like a class when the lunch bell rings. Fort be illin'."
 
Ahhhite, it's my turn again......


Makaho is in dis beeotch here to bust the spot
My prescense can't be denied so I'll thicken the plot
My style so unique, yet my manners are ill
Imma hang round dis beeeitch like some unpaid Bill
I cuss like a drunken sailor, I piss till I wet ya
Beat me if you can....survive if I let ya
My nuts is still ashy, they get worse by the hour
Looks like I just fuggged a 10 pound bag of flour
My Beer Belly is sexy, and so are my toes
I only look good to fat drunken ho3s
I'm finished with this...gonna do some mo thanking
Goes back to his crib to finish his drankin
PSYCHE!!!! I done came back to bust up da spot
I aint go lie, I got MORE ho3s dan dat ni99a Trent Lott
I can beat dem guts up ladies right down to the spleen
Women say I got the biggest "lil dik" that they ever seen
Like the Riddler, Imma chill out till I meat ya
And ladies, Imma be like Jefferey Dahmer and I'll "EAT YA"
 
One me gin you beotches, somebody dun called my name
Taylor-Made up in dis mudda-phugga, showing no shame

That first verse was just a sample
An appetizer if you will
Not a buffalo wang or a cheese stick,
But some hot-azz grease and some good corn meal

Like a 560 diesel, yo gotta clutch it to make it go
Imma hit you ho3s with anudda, so gott-dayum hea it go

Back in ’73 when the Sedan de Villes rolled clean
I hadda pig-ear sammich, chased with gasoline

I took the red coat offa Mongol Slade
Squeezed Foxy Brown’s lemons and made lemonade

Ran McArthur Clutch up outta New Orleans
And hi-tailed it back to Atlanta with all dat nikka’s green

Paid-off the Lodge of Chaka, slammed the money on the desk
She sucked Denise Nichols puzzy while she rubbed her own breast

They wanted a ‘Piece of the Action’ one ‘Uptown Saturday Night’
I bamboozled Bootney Farnsworth and he won the big fight

Flip Wilson’s my cousin, and so’s Roscoe Lee Browne
And supa-bad Annazette Chase lives on my side of town

I got James Earl Jones on my answering machine
And if you listen close enough, you can hear Paula Kelly’s fine azz scream

Sharp Eye Washington is looking-out for the man
While I’m cracking the safe of good Ol Geechie Dan

So there it is you mutha-phuggas, a tour of my ‘hood
Where evil runs the streets and shakes da heyl outta good

I’ll leave ya with one fart, if it’s fonky you’ll smell it
TMade’s the baddest nikka in dis beotch, now run and go tell it.



:dude:
 
Sipping on my drank and just chillin on the side,
Someone pass me the mic and let me ride.
Yeah you brothers brought it, oh and my sisters you did too,
But it?s time you all sat back and digest these rhymes from Blu.

Is that the usher, missionary or the Sunday school teacher?
Don?t look surprised, the swift flicker of my tongue?my best feature.
Spitting lyrics so soft they?ll make you hard,
Sensitive and sweet with a female player?s card.
Gentle, but cunning, will have you losing your mind,
Don?t bust that nut yet, you still have to get it from behind.
A ?lil shy at times, but I can be bold,
A modern day Black Moses?so I?ve been told.

I can feel you climaxing as I release these words,
All this warmth and wetness from this school nerd?
The mystery of Blu is hardly ever revealed,
You have to make that effort and go down for a meal.
Don?t worry, I?ve been taught, it?s better to give then receive,
Various messages from my poem you all will perceive.

Maybe now you know me a lil more?or a lil less,
Are you shivering, dang?I see you have made a mess.
I?ll stop for now and let you rest, get your second wind,
?Cause I have a feeling you will be cumming again! :shh:
 
Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, move ova for me!

How you know I was there?
Did you see me there?
Did you touch me there?
No, your MIND put me there!
Baby wake up, listen and see
Ain't nobody in our world, but you and me.
Monday thru Thursday, its all about you!
Friday thru Sunday, you know what to do.
I know you crave me
When you're with me - just savor me.
Trust is imperative when you step in my world.
I'm honest in all my dealings - you know I'm yo girl!
Ain't nothing better, than a bowl of G.R.I.T.S.
I ain't braggin baby, you said I'm the shti.
Now is your mind fuzzy from sipping on yak?
Snap out of it baby - those are my arms wrapped around your back.
Kiss me once, Ooooooo, kiss me twice...
Better not kiss me again - You'll try and make me your wife.
I ain't dangerous - well, maybe I'm stealth.
Hey Sweetie, let's skip all that & sip a toast to our wealth.
Not dollars and cents, not stocks and cars,
The bank vault I'm referring to reaches all the way to Mars!
So don't come at me again, on this platitude
Who loves you right, baby - Ms. Fortitude!
So come on in and close the door,
Next thang I wanna see - is your clothes on the floor!
Butt nekkid in the bedroom
Give me more, more, more!!!
 
Re: Excuse me, excuse me. Hey, move ova for me!

That stuff tony wrote doesn't count. He ain't freestylin!!!
 
Listen all you muthaphuggahs, this game I moe spit
Got my lap top sitting on the clothes hamper, typing as I take a siht

I'm butt azz nekkid, on the throne, nuthin on but my socks
Got the overhead vent running cause these terds be on lock

But I digress cause you ain't come here to hear bout no floaters
Time for me to flip the scrip, bust a rhyme and move up head and shoulders

You hoes kicked lyrics, you nikkas were tight - you brought yo A game
But after this mic session this dayum thread will never be the same

I'm a grown azz man, you cats is just Lil boys
I'm from Jacktown nizzle and you from the land of misfit toys

My rhymes are so tight that they knock nizzles off the block
Be gone, roll out - no one wants a Charlie in the box
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You can't fade me fool, I'll piss on you like R. Kelly
No one knows you or wants you - you a water gun that shoots jelly

I came up in this beeotch with barely 500 posts that made you wiser
Everything I touch, melts in my clutch - beeotch call be Heat Miser
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I bust loads in her mouf, so much she has to spit and rinse
Her head so good, phugg making toys beeotch be a dentist
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I cancel Christmas, it's over, I steal all the toys like a shyster
I'm dropping my name - the Riddler is dead - call me The Burgermeister
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Yo size don't scare me we can rumble -- you Humble Bumble - str8 get it on
I whoop that azz, tie you up - you my beeotch - nizzles call me Yukon
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If you ole skool and I know you iz - you feel this trip down memory lane
Only the Riddler could take Christmas siht and make it a damn shame

So when you see me don't run, nizzle it's gone be a fight
But for now Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
 
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