Pay testament to yo Bad Azzzzzzzzz!!!!


Makaho 2.0

Makaho 2.0

++ Digital Assassin ++
I don't think we as black people pay enough testament to our own "Bad Black Azzes!!".

So in this thread, I think we should take the podium and testify as to truly how Badaazzzz we are.

You can do it via freestyle flow, poerty or heartfelt commentary.

But Dammmit, like the nike ads said....just DO IT!

Imma start this mugg off with a commentary to my own "Bad Black Azzz!"

:::: Spoken in a voice like Dolemite ::::

Makaho was a brutha that was clean and mean
He Dranked Nitro mixed with gasoline
He slapped a Nun in the mouf just to hear her cuss
He stole the tail of the dog on a Greyhound bus
He lined 100 ho3es up against da wall
He made a 500 dolla bet he could sex them all
He sexed 98 till his ballz turned blue
Then he backed of, jagged off and fugged the other 2
He is the baddest muthafugga, dat dont nobody like
Dat mofo can eat a pound of steel and isht a railroad spike



Next up.....

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Makaho 2.0 said:
I don't think we as black people pay enough testament to our own "Bad Black Azzes!!".

So in this thread, I think we should take the podium and testify as to truly how Badaazzzz we are.

You can do it via freestyle flow, poerty or heartfelt commentary.

But Dammmit, like the nike ads said....just DO IT!

Imma start this mugg off with a commentary to my own "Bad Black Azzz!"

:::: Spoken in a voice like Dolemite ::::

Makaho was a brutha that was clean and mean
He Dranked Nitro mixed with gasoline
He slapped a Nun in the mouf just to hear her cuss
He stole the tail of the dog on a Greyhound bus
He lined 100 ho3es up against da wall
He made a 500 dolla bet he could sex them all
He sexed 98 till his ballz turned blue
Then he backed of, jagged off and fugged the other 2
He is the baddest muthafugga, dat dont nobody like
Dat mofo can eat a pound of steel and isht a railroad spike



Next up.....

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I don't know how to rhyme like that, Makaho. You do one, for me. :D
 

Sung to the tune of “Don’t push me cuz I’m close to the edge!...I’m tryin’ not to lose my head”

Kema is the baddest *****, in this here town
Don’t mess with her, she don’t buck a-round.
When you step to her bring you’re ‘A’ game,
If you don’t come correct, you’ll wanna change yo name!

Bring your money when you come the first time
If you mess with her she’ll take yo’ mind
Most think she is so meek and so mild,
Hang with her she’ll show ya how to wild


She likes to dance all night and shop all day
Gon’ call her up and tell her your payday!
She’s like Prince with the diamonds and pearls
Don’t wild all out justcuz she’s a pretty girl!
 
If Hercules is black, that nikkas gotta be me
Got a thousand Greek beeothces and drive a black Caddy.

Hustlin Zeus's cracker ass with a roll of my dice.
Mars, the god of War, I kicked his ass, twice!

Got Venus workin the corner. She's my best ho.
50 Drachmas for a nice phugg, 25 for a heavenly blow...

On Mt. Olympus is where my fly crib's at.
Got the finest velvet paintings and tapestries so phat.

I gots Deltas, AKA, and a few S G Rho's
I gots Zetas and COGIC girls coming outta dey clothes

The Bush's, compared to me they got no class
My outhouse kicks Buckingham Palace's ass.

From up on my pad, I control the whole phuggin sky.
I got special rain clouds that drip spanish fly.

I can reshape the continents with the tip of my prick.
I can eat twelve tons of cat isht and not get sick.

I've reached my hand all the way up into space
And gave the Man in the Moon a pimp-slap in the face.

I burned my balls once, up there tryin to phugg the sun
I even tried to kick my own ass just for fun

All in a day's work to a nikka thats the highest bidder
That brother is me, yes me, the bad azz Riddler!
 
J4J said:
Sung to the tune of ?Don?t push me cuz I?m close to the edge!...I?m tryin? not to lose my head?

Kema is the baddest *****, in this here town
Don?t mess with her, she don?t buck a-round.
When you step to her bring you?re ?A? game,
If you don?t come correct, you?ll wanna change yo name!

Bring your money when you come the first time
If you mess with her she?ll take yo? mind
Most think she is so meek and so mild,
Hang with her she?ll show ya how to wild


She likes to dance all night and shop all day
Gon? call her up and tell her your payday!
She?s like Prince with the diamonds and pearls
Don?t wild all out justcuz she?s a pretty girl!
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Hellz Jeah!!!!


I can feel it...




Even my Wigga from Mississippi Li Plow Wow can feel it!


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:::: Standing in corner bobbing head with a hoodie on wearing a back pack :::

Waiting for da next peep to step up and pay testament!

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The Riddler said:
If Hercules is black, that nikkas gotta be me
Got a thousand Greek beeothces and drive a black Caddy.

Hustlin Zeus's cracker ass with a roll of my dice.
Mars, the god of War, I kicked his ass, twice!

Got Venus workin the corner. She's my best ho.
50 Drachmas for a nice phugg, 25 for a heavenly blow...

On Mt. Olympus is where my fly crib's at.
Got the finest velvet paintings and tapestries so phat.

I gots Deltas, AKA, and a few S G Rho's
I gots Zetas and COGIC girls coming outta dey clothes

The Bush's, compared to me they got no class
My outhouse kicks Buckingham Palace's ass.

From up on my pad, I control the whole phuggin sky.
I got special rain clouds that drip spanish fly.

I can reshape the continents with the tip of my prick.
I can eat twelve tons of cat isht and not get sick.

I've reached my hand all the way up into space
And gave the Man in the Moon a pimp-slap in the face.

I burned my balls once, up there tryin to phugg the sun
I even tried to kick my own ass just for fun

All in a day's work to a nikka thats the highest bidder
That brother is me, yes me, the bad azz Riddler!
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Damn Mang!!!

Why you wanna come up in here so early and pull a Rakim and slam da mike to the ground!

:lmao: :lmao:
 
I'm one phat mutha phugga
And they call me Suge
You might might not wanna ufck me
But your girlfirend would

I'm dressed to the nines
Got polo's outta sight
Hoes call me jimmy walker
Cuz I make them scream DY-NO-MITE

2+2 is four
1+3 is three
If you girl is looking hard
Its because she wants to ufck me

I'm pretty by nature
I'm a Nupe by Choice
I'm big as a cow
But I'm hung like a Horse!
 
In this battle, I'm the pimp & you're the turned out hoe
This isn't a Demo or Promo, I'm feeling pimpish, So let's go
Pull out my Vocal Dick, so you can start to squeeze
My microphone is like my condom filled with lyrical HOT Seeds!
Cause every time I Nut, It seems ya Stuck, Get ready for Self Destruct
Ahhh... Now go Clean ya Face Up
What you'd expect, you a hoe on the Internet, off balanced, & half-cocked, American Idol reject..Now Check
The homies are coming through, When I get done, they "rapping" against you to
Lyrically raping, destroying your mental, Thoughts of Suicide but it ain't that simple
Now face a Uni Bomber mixed with Jeffery Dahmer, Horny as a Bull frog &
I'm ready for Cum UP!
You was so gullible, To suck on my syllables, I'm something like the Mack
But I'm way more criminal, Recite your Bible verses, call the nurses, but I won't
Let you die until you Discover this
Remember when you were homeless, & the checks were running late
Then all of a sudden things became great, did I participate
Did I bother?
You just gobbled & swallowed a lyrical load from your father.
 
Suge said:
I'm one phat mutha phugga
And they call me Suge
You might might not wanna ufck me
But your girlfirend would

I'm dressed to the nines
Got polo's outta sight
Hoes call me jimmy walker
Cuz I make them scream DY-NO-MITE

2+2 is four
1+3 is three
If you girl is looking hard
Its because she wants to ufck me

I'm pretty by nature
I'm a Nupe by Choice
I'm big as a cow
But I'm hung like a Horse!
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:lmao:
 
Tony said:
In this battle, I'm the pimp & you're the turned out hoe
This isn't a Demo or Promo, I'm feeling pimpish, So let's go
Pull out my Vocal Dick, so you can start to squeeze
My microphone is like my condom filled with lyrical HOT Seeds!
Cause every time I Nut, It seems ya Stuck, Get ready for Self Destruct
Ahhh... Now go Clean ya Face Up
What you'd expect, you a hoe on the Internet, off balanced, & half-cocked, American Idol reject..Now Check
The homies are coming through, When I get done, they "rapping" against you to
Lyrically raping, destroying your mental, Thoughts of Suicide but it ain't that simple
Now face a Uni Bomber mixed with Jeffery Dahmer, Horny as a Bull frog &
I'm ready for Cum UP!
You was so gullible, To suck on my syllables, I'm something like the Mack
But I'm way more criminal, Recite your Bible verses, call the nurses, but I won't
Let you die until you Discover this
Remember when you were homeless, & the checks were running late
Then all of a sudden things became great, did I participate
Did I bother?
You just gobbled & swallowed a lyrical load from your father.
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:eek:
 
I go by Fortitude
and I'm really rather shy
Crimson and Cream
til the day I die.

I see you lookin,
I know you looking.

Is it the flash of my smile
or the turn of my hair
That makes all the guys
sit and stare?

Can I touch your mind
or grab your heart?
I know I'm cute, but
guess what - I'm smart!

I think like a man
and not a dame,
That's why I'm the baddest thang running
in the PIMP game!!!!
 
~~Petey Wheatstraw the Devil's Son-n-Law, takes the mic~~

Awwwwright you mutha-phuggas, yall come gather round..
Get your tramps and trollops and hoes and tell'em to sit down
My cousin TMade finna grab-hold of the mic
And tell ya a true story, ya betta believe da hype....

~~~taps mic, clears throat, sips Old Forrester~~~
Also in the voice of Dolemite

As Katie used-ta say, you betta go ?bar da doe?
?cause dat ***** from Callaway just stepped on da flo

When bus 8231 arrived at Beasley Rd. late
dem Hanging Moss bumps made all the lil titties shake

I?m da baddest muh?fugga round hea, you?ll hafta agree
The last time my azz got whooped, it made history

Twas an ambush job, a coward?s move if ya ask me
Just get a ?86 yearbook, there?s a picture, you?ll see

Melvin Kingston and Corey Handy, thought they was my friends
But it?s gone be a misunderstanding when I see dem nikkas again

Grew up a JSU kid, as others on here can attest
Snuck in the balcony of Dansby Hall, where I felt my first breast

Ate in the Dining Hall everyday for free
Phugged a gurl from Simpson County in the SEB

Went swimming in TB Ellis late one night
Hit the wrong switch and turned on the football lights

I was the original Lil Rascal, a wild one at that
I caught the freight train from Dalton to Gallatin and back.

Stayed-up in the Penguin, two hot dogs and fries
And hit the Geechie Stand for an afternoon surprise

NYSP every summer, no doubt
But the gurls at Tougaloo were prettier, and I had me some clout

Coach Jimmy Coleman ran the show with an iron fist
While I snuck beneath the Library and stole my first kiss

Tougaloo and Jackson State, man what power
Momma worked for President Owens, Daddy in the JSU Tower

I had the best of both worlds, my stomach would agree
James Henley and Calvin Williams both lost money trying to feed me.

So, Jackson Fair, Jackson dear
Hail, Hail to thee, my constant cheer

Tougaloo Eagle Queen we love thee
Mother eagle stir thy nest
Round the eaglets to the breezes
I dun phugged-up and forgot the rest


Alright you beotches, there you have it
The young TMade story, for all to see

Now meet me in the parking-lot witcha money ready
I got dem bootleg tapes, albums and DVDs

~~~drops mic, pops collar, and heads for the doe~~~

:dude:
 
Knowledge equipped with an external modem, My Nuts are broadband
Ya moms enjoyed them, No cause to celebrate cause I told him,
You?re challenging a Big Dick __ Then I showed ?em
It?s was in the days of old, 15th century, pathway to heaven, & the keys were given to me, You think I?ll give it up to this Bozo, I rather damage his brain with more flow,
Imported from Cairo, with rhymes fatter than Carl Winslow wrapped in a mink Stow
Down in Waco, Last time I hit it Raw,
This time the lyrical dick?s more Hard than before,
I?m the illustrious, with Vocal nuts to bust___ and Plus
Saying it Cold, words dripping in gold___CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?__ ****ing asshole
While you?re still amazed__ from my last rhyme escapades, I?m rocking the stage,
With more Joy & Pain than Frankie Beverly featuring Maze
Since the days of Noah I was a flow-er, You can work for me down on the strolla,
Or you can just praise me like the Ayatollah, I?m ripping the **** sipping Remy & Coca Cola
Say my name trick when no one is around you
Say tonytonytony I love you & I wish I was you
This only the beginning the best yet to come?.
I got the platinum tongue, quick with wits, having fits___
I?m tonytonytony *****!
 

*slurrrrrrrrrrring speech cuz I'm on that sizzurp*

<i>
I used'ta be a ho... I knew I wuz a ho....
I rocked a whole lotta' scrimma goats befo they would know...
I was a ho... I know I wuz a ho.....
How do I know cuz I saw my picture on a WANTED poster @ da' locaal sto'.
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*pick up speed and stand upright!*

Yeah, I'm a kuntry *mf'er* ain't no doubt
Excuse me a sec while my Aunt Lou shouts!
<b>Hey U hair muddafukka give yo' aunnie a kisss...
Watch yo' leg somebeach cuz I stand when I piss! :D</b>

Damn near broke a knee... tryna' act young
Wanted to be like Mike w/ the extra long tongue :p
My ortho doctor tole me to re-evaulate...
basketball and such..your ego you must deflate. :smh:


Kuntry boi livin' dat life in dallas texas
gotta' watch my gott dayam back, cuz I got a lotta' exes! :uhoh:
Can't rap worth a damn as we all can see
Wait! Hark lo! I wanna' talk about lil' pee-pee!

There's a stigma da' womenz thank a brotha' ain't got no skillz
If I drop my damn pants you'll holler fo sho <b>"Oooohhh BIG WILL!"</b>
If you eva' git'a holt of dis hot Panthro lovin'
I'll <b>bet</b> I'll have you coming back pushing and shoving!
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*grabs nuts w/ left hand and limps off da' stage*
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!!!!! :slap: :mad:
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You muthaphuggahs have dropped some good shat
To this I can attest, But I had to bring it back
To show who's the muthaphuggin best!

Tony's drop was surprising and Suge was cool
Panthro came with it, and Makaho's a fool

TaylorMade kicked bass that made me remy'ness
Fortitude's lyrics may have earned her a kiss

But enough is enough, you nikkas clear the stage
When I get this mic, it's like a phuggin 12 gauge

I've fought the Masons at the Elks, Fought the Ques at Club LA, Took on the entire defensive unit in '91 a Mississippi State

I've boned Kappa Sweets from Alcorn and even Kentucky State - I needed blue star for blue balls all over the Blue Grass State.

Fanger'ed my 1st lil honey at Faculty Staff but don't tell it
Left out the science building, didn't wash my finger and let Andre Beasley smell it.

Pizzed in the elevator at Dixon, toe up Stewart Hall no joke
It's 2005 and JSU is still trying to fix shayt I broke

Had a room in Alexander East and another in Alexander West - left DNA all over New Hud - in they mouf and on they chest

I took no for an answer, it wasn't no big deal - I'll slap-a-ho and jet - cause if one won't another one will

From Soul Scissors to Cathchings, from the Plaza to WJMI
It's Lynch Street beeotch - phuggin Do Or Die!
 
The Riddler said:
Fanger'ed my 1st lil honey at Faculty Staff but don't tell it
Left out the science building, didn't wash my finger and let Andre Beasley smell it.
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The Riddler said:
I'll slap-a-ho and jet - cause if one won't another one will
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I'ma hafta sue yo arse for plagiarism! :redhot:
 
Fortitude said:
:what:

I'ma hafta sue yo arse for plagiarism! :redhot:
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I knew this shayt would happenon yesterday I wasn't born
pending litigation is why I'm pro tort reform

Sue me over this? Times can't be this lame.
Did no one ever tell you, you can't patent game.

I told you I came on a glad bag, crossed the ocean.
If you come suck my soul, I will certainly lick yo emotion.
 
The Riddler said:
Sue me over this? Times can't be this lame.
Did no one ever tell you, you can't patent game.

I told you I came on a glad bag, crossed the ocean.
<font color=red>If you come suck my soul, I will certainly lick yo emotion</font> :eek:.
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*here* *here* *toasting*
 
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