Marriage consists of 3 types of rings...


Panther88

Panther88

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Engagement <b>ring</b>. Check.
Wedding <b>ring</b>. Check.
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Suffe<b>ring</b>. Priceless. :)

My grandpappy tole me that a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. :D
 



Damn. :| :slap:
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Sorry, I was having a moment. lol *whew!!!*

Rrraaaa, Forti.... Baby... U R indeed correct. Darwinism @ it's finest. :tup:
 
An old man told me, "Son, a man ain't gone have but one "wife" and she might not be the first woman you marry".

Now that was . . . .

"Deep. Deeper than Atlantis. Deeper than the sea floor traveled by the Mantis" - X-Clan
 
The Riddler said:
An old man told me, "Son, a man ain't gone have but one "wife" and she might not be the first woman you marry".
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:tup: Yep. :nod:

I was also tole as a young'in by some elder men that:
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A man will let you *F* w/ his wife... but you'd betta' not *F* w/ his girlfriend.</b> lol

Also, an elder also told me to <b>marry the ugliest woman I could find because she'd have the best poo-nanny</b>. :) :smash:
 
Panthro said:
:tup: Yep. :nod:

Also, an elder also told me to <b>marry the ugliest woman I could find because she'd have the best poo-nanny</b>. :) :smash:
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:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

And it's likely to be low mileage.
 
The Riddler said:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

And it's likely to be low mileage.
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Muddafukka that's why I cut for yo' ass. :nod: You HIT the damn nail squarely on the head!!!!! Low mileage. :nod:

U my boi 10x fold mane! :tup:
 



Panthro said:
Muddafukka that's why I cut for yo' ass. :nod: You HIT the damn nail squarely on the head!!!!! Low mileage. :nod:

U my boi 10x fold mane! :tup:
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Word, word.

Mileage matters. If you had to pick from a BMW driven everyday for 10 years with multiple owners or a Ford driven only on Sunday afternoons by same person, which one would you go with?

Cat is also like a face towel. It's all in the handling post usage. You can use a face towel rough den a mutha, but if you wrang it out, fold it neatly, let dry evenly - man you can get many a fash wash out of it.

BUT

If you take a face towel, barely wet dat mugg, maybe clean an ear and just throw it down wet on the counter - try to wash yo face wit dat mugg if you want to. It'll be humming like an ole negro spiritual.

I ain't telling ya what I heard, I'm telling you what I know! :lecture:
 
Fortitude said:
: Help me off the flo! :lmao:
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Stay down thurr - you wouldn't help me get up!

On second thought, you claim to like thoughtfulness and all that crap, it doesn't matter that you wouldn't help me, I'll be thurr for you*. I'll help you get up.

* - always willing to play the role. it's chess, not checkers.
 
Panthro said:
Engagement <b>ring</b>. Check.
Wedding <b>ring</b>. Check.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Suffe<b>ring</b>. Priceless. :)

My grandpappy tole me that a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago. :D
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singing~~~~Hold to his hand.......God's unchanging hand........**hummin.....
 
The Riddler said:
Word, word.

Mileage matters. If you had to pick from a BMW driven everyday for 10 years with multiple owners or a Ford driven only on Sunday afternoons by same person, which one would you go with?

Cat is also like a face towel. It's all in the handling post usage. You can use a face towel rough den a mutha, but if you wrang it out, fold it neatly, let dry evenly - man you can get many a fash wash out of it.

BUT

If you take a face towel, barely wet dat mugg, maybe clean an ear and just throw it down wet on the counter - try to wash yo face wit dat mugg if you want to. It'll be humming like an ole negro spiritual.

I ain't telling ya what I heard, I'm telling you what I know! :lecture:
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It's preaching time up in hur!!!!! :mad: :slap: Say that Riddlah! Say that!!!! :slap:

*slapping Riddler on the back*

lol@JagGrad.
 
Part II of what <b>he</b> said was that not only was the poo-nicky gonna' be the *ahem* "best ever" but that the woman would cherish you like the king you are. She's not accustomed to receiving any type of attention and she's been holding affection, attention, caring, love, admiration, LUST lol, trust, faith, et al in for someone so long that she'll shower you w/ all of those things +. :)

I'm looking for a bougar-wolf woman that can smother my chicken, cook unburnt rice :rolleyes:, make some homemade iced tea, drive a tractor, ride a horse, ride a motorscooter, isn't afraid to skydive lol, isn't afraid to go boating, and one that'll NOT demand sex more than twice monthly :retard:. :saw:
 
The Riddler said:
Stay down thurr - you wouldn't help me get up!

On second thought, you claim to like thoughtfulness and all that crap, it doesn't matter that you wouldn't help me, I'll be thurr for you*. I'll help you get up.

* - always willing to play the role. it's chess, not checkers.
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Only da Lord can helps you in yo situationS, baby doll, but thanks for the hand up. :kiss: Checkmate! :D
 
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