Marriage consists of 3 types of rings...


I'mma find me a hideous looking woman and we'll live happily ever after. :tup: One that'll crack any camera lens. I on't want no "pretty" woman/trophy piece no mo'. :smh: No thank ya'. :vomit:
 
Fortitude said:
Only da Lord can helps you in yo situationS, baby doll, but thanks for the hand up. :kiss: Checkmate! :D

I will reach out for you. You will join me. It is your destiny . . . . . .
 



Panthro said:
I'm looking for a bougar-wolf woman that can smother my chicken, cook unburnt rice :rolleyes:, make some homemade iced tea, drive a tractor, ride a horse, ride a motorscooter, isn't afraid to skydive lol, isn't afraid to go boating, and one that'll NOT demand sex more than twice monthly :retard:. :saw:

This dude said Bougar-Wolf . . . .

Pathro - iz you talking bout that homemade iced tea that you gotta put on in the yard - that "sun" tea?
 
Panthro said:
I on't want no "pretty" woman/trophy piece no mo'. :smh: No thank ya'. :vomit:
I'm wit you on this one Panth. I dont want no mo dime pieces either. Cost too much. Imma get me a fat woman.
 
The Riddler said:
This dude said Bougar-Wolf . . . .

Pathro - iz you talking bout that homemade iced tea that you gotta put on in the yard - that "sun" tea?

The way it's s'posed to be made mane! :tup: Tired of the pot boiling water dump 2 tea bags in blah! :mad: :slap: Yessir! :nod:

Black, you'z a good mane man! :nod: High maintenance is out. :tdown: Gimme a gal that'll throw her hur up in a pony tail or brush it and let's be out! :nod:
 
I'm overly seriously considering a career change.

I wanna' work in an OB-GYN office. :| I feel like I'm missing out on a bunch of "stuff." :gift:
 
Panthro said:
I'm overly seriously considering a career change.

I wanna' work in an OB-GYN office. :| I feel like I'm missing out on a bunch of "stuff." :gift:
you sure are missing out on a lot....let's see, chlamydia, syphillis, HIV, herpes, crabs, UTI's, vaginal infections, yeast infections, spotting from stressful pregnancies, emotional, out of control, pregnant women, women wanting abortions, women that can't get pregnant, discussing birth control, finding lumps in breasts, and just down right funky ass p***y....shall I go on, or is this enough fer ya?

yeah, sounds like the job of a lifetime, to me. :vomit:
 
Warndalyn said:
you sure are missing out on a lot....let's see, chlamydia, syphillis, HIV, herpes, crabs, UTI's, vaginal infections, yeast infections, spotting from stressful pregnancies, emotional, out of control, pregnant women, women wanting abortions, women that can't get pregnant, discussing birth control, finding lumps in breasts, and just down right funky ass p***y....shall I go on, or is this enough fer ya?

yeah, sounds like the job of a lifetime, to me. :vomit:
Damn, yall women be carrying all that around with yall. You shole is right, :vomit:
 
Warndalyn said:
you sure are missing out on a lot....let's see, chlamydia, syphillis, HIV, herpes, crabs, UTI's, vaginal infections, yeast infections, spotting from stressful pregnancies, emotional, out of control, pregnant women, women wanting abortions, women that can't get pregnant, discussing birth control, finding lumps in breasts, and just down right funky ass p***y....shall I go on, or is this enough fer ya?

yeah, sounds like the job of a lifetime, to me. :vomit:


:lmao:
 



Your grandfather sold you short. There are more rings to marriage...

Hovering
Exploring
Imploring
Snoring
Ignoring
Caring
Sharing
Covering
Adoring
Admiring


and a few others.
 
dacontinent said:
Your grandfather sold you short. There are more rings to marriage...

Hovering
Exploring
Imploring
Snoring
Ignoring
Caring
Sharing
Covering
Adoring
Admiring


and a few others.

Couldn't agree more.

Hovering like a hawk causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Exploring like columbo causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Imploring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Snoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Ignoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Caring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Sharing w/ others causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Covering w/ BS causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Adoring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Admiring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.

I could go on. :D lol
 
Panthro said:
Couldn't agree more.
Hovering like a hawk causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Exploring like columbo causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Imploring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Snoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Ignoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Caring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Sharing w/ others causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Covering w/ BS causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Adoring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Admiring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.

I could go on. :D lol
Some ziggas should just stay sangle!
 
Panthro said:
Couldn't agree more.

Hovering like a hawk causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Exploring like columbo causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Imploring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Snoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Ignoring causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Caring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Sharing w/ others causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Covering w/ BS causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Adoring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.
Admiring too much causing SUFFE<b>RING</b>.

I could go on. :D lol
Deacon Panth, leave the preachin messages to the Riddla. But, you shole be on to something when you do.
 
Gotta' warm the congra'gation up before pasta' come up in hur and delivers.... <b>the message</b>. :gift:

Where is Riddlah? The 'man' must be workin' him 2day. :confused:
 
Panthro said:
Gotta' warm the congra'gation up before pasta' come up in hur and delivers.... <b>the message</b>. :gift:

Where is Riddlah? The 'man' must be workin' him 2day. :confused:

True Dat! The Man is a mutha today, but one moe meeting and its on and poppin . . . . . the doors of the church will open!
 
Hol' up! Hol' up brah!!!! :lol:

Associate pasta' MAKAHO gotta' introduce you. I durnt got da' congregation WARM and READY to receive..... <b>the word!</b> :what: :eek:

They ready! They ready! :gift:
 
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