The Riddler
Buck Buck #1
First, giving honor to Pimpdom, which is the head of my life. I want to thank you for being here, because you could have been anywhere - yet you are here with me.
I'd like to thank the Mack God for all tha playa prophets that he sent. I'd like to thank him for Panthro and Makaho - for dottin their I's and crossin their T's. The got the ladies poppin their P's cause they be flexin their G's.
I'd like to thank the Mack God for all the playa prophets that he sent before me.
For the Mack God chose The Riddler, to come to the Swacpage and change and rearrange the game. To lace the suckers and the anti playa.
He sent me from the middle of the Atlantic ocean, on a glad sandwich bag and I floated ashore. And as soon as I hit the shore, I balanced the game.
I said that five-tenths of His law was possession, and that five-tenths of His game was position - and that everything was done on the approach.
It is written that The Mack God said that he would send two extraordinary ones - on the side of The Riddler and they won't just be playas - they will be extraordinary playas!
Now we gonna turn the Mack Book from page 2-11 to chapter 187 - and it talks about how they had a kangaroo court for the playas, and how dem suckas is out there with trumped up charges on The Riddler.
Well, if you wanna judge The Riddler, bring him before 12 G's and open his files, and you will see that I have been true with a capital T since I was knee high to a grasshopper.
That the Mack God said that in the year 1555, that there was a great explosion and some of the playas inhaled some fumes pertaining additives, preservatives and artificial flavors. The Mack God refers to them as suckas.
He said that he would send one - that would come from one - that was despised and rejected - and that he would send this extraordinary one in the world, and when he comes, he would come with ten commandments - and the commandments would be:
1. Thou shall not snitch
2. Thou shall not infiltrate
3. Thou shall not perpetrate
4. Thou shall not playa hate
5. Thou shall not hoe trust
6. Thou shall not hoe save
7. Thou shall not pay a trick
8. Thou shall not disrespect the game
9. Thou shall not be broke
10. And thou shall not be without that thang
The Mack God said that just because you meet a hoe
And she wears a jersey made by Champion and she eat a bowl of wheaties - that don't make her a winner.
Will she sell her hips, her lips and her fingertips? Will she tear down doors and knock out CO's? Can she go the distance? Will she be the one with the checkered flag in her hand?
The doors of the church are open, if there is but one, let him come . . . . . . whosoever will let them come.
We'll now have announcements from Deacon Panthro followed by the benediction by Bro. Makaho.
But before I forget, ladies, please remember - that foot washing service is not the first place that yo feet should be washed. Damn! You sposed to brush yo teeth before you go to the dentist - some don't come in hurr with funky feet!
Deacon Panthro . . . . . . .
I'd like to thank the Mack God for all tha playa prophets that he sent. I'd like to thank him for Panthro and Makaho - for dottin their I's and crossin their T's. The got the ladies poppin their P's cause they be flexin their G's.
I'd like to thank the Mack God for all the playa prophets that he sent before me.
For the Mack God chose The Riddler, to come to the Swacpage and change and rearrange the game. To lace the suckers and the anti playa.
He sent me from the middle of the Atlantic ocean, on a glad sandwich bag and I floated ashore. And as soon as I hit the shore, I balanced the game.
I said that five-tenths of His law was possession, and that five-tenths of His game was position - and that everything was done on the approach.
It is written that The Mack God said that he would send two extraordinary ones - on the side of The Riddler and they won't just be playas - they will be extraordinary playas!
Now we gonna turn the Mack Book from page 2-11 to chapter 187 - and it talks about how they had a kangaroo court for the playas, and how dem suckas is out there with trumped up charges on The Riddler.
Well, if you wanna judge The Riddler, bring him before 12 G's and open his files, and you will see that I have been true with a capital T since I was knee high to a grasshopper.
That the Mack God said that in the year 1555, that there was a great explosion and some of the playas inhaled some fumes pertaining additives, preservatives and artificial flavors. The Mack God refers to them as suckas.
He said that he would send one - that would come from one - that was despised and rejected - and that he would send this extraordinary one in the world, and when he comes, he would come with ten commandments - and the commandments would be:
1. Thou shall not snitch
2. Thou shall not infiltrate
3. Thou shall not perpetrate
4. Thou shall not playa hate
5. Thou shall not hoe trust
6. Thou shall not hoe save
7. Thou shall not pay a trick
8. Thou shall not disrespect the game
9. Thou shall not be broke
10. And thou shall not be without that thang
The Mack God said that just because you meet a hoe
And she wears a jersey made by Champion and she eat a bowl of wheaties - that don't make her a winner.
Will she sell her hips, her lips and her fingertips? Will she tear down doors and knock out CO's? Can she go the distance? Will she be the one with the checkered flag in her hand?
The doors of the church are open, if there is but one, let him come . . . . . . whosoever will let them come.
We'll now have announcements from Deacon Panthro followed by the benediction by Bro. Makaho.
But before I forget, ladies, please remember - that foot washing service is not the first place that yo feet should be washed. Damn! You sposed to brush yo teeth before you go to the dentist - some don't come in hurr with funky feet!
Deacon Panthro . . . . . . .
to fill out da' questionaire located in the TSPN pews. There is only 2 questions to answer.... 1. Is you single? 2. Is you freaky? Only doze ovah da' age of 25 need to fill it out. 
~snicker~
That's REAL!!! :lmao: Where in da hell is Makaho? :retard: