Looks good from head to toe but their sex is F'N terrible...


Jax said:
sheeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!

The guls I dated from Cali...except the one from Oakland...bad.
If none of my starters came through and it came down to either one of them
Cali guls or firing off some knuckle chirren...

~walks out~
(thanks smoke)

:lol:
Click to expand...

Hmmm... I had different experiences back in my days with someone from Cali. :nod:
 



JSU*Toi said:
The funny thing is when dude is bad but you give him a pass so not to hurt his feelings. Then he calls you a couple of days later for another round. And the conversation goes...

Him: Babygirl you want to hook up tonight?!? I have been thinking about you and I need to see you bad.

Me: Umm I'm not really feeling that I will call you later.

Him: What's wrong I know you loved it I could tell how you were looking at me.

Me: Umm it's was cool I am just not feeling it right now.

Him: ( voice raised ) So wtf you saying :mad:

Me: Nothing I am just not feeling it tonight.

Him: (loud now) WTH ever you career b!tches kill me don't know a good fucc or a good man if he walked up and slapped you in the face with his dic.

Me: "You need to lower voice and who you calling a b!tch?! :mad: but since you are going there. I would rather be slapped in the face with a horse dic then fucc your no stroke having, can't find the pussy with a map, you said you had 10 inches but is more like 3 inchs ass. You were a waste of condom. Boy Bye" :mad: :smh:

I then hang up and change his name in my phone to "Bad Dic"
Click to expand...

You are better than me. I ain't sparing no feelings.
 
JSU*Toi said:
The funny thing is when dude is bad but you give him a pass so not to hurt his feelings. Then he calls you a couple of days later for another round. And the conversation goes...

Him: Babygirl you want to hook up tonight?!? I have been thinking about you and I need to see you bad.

Me: Umm I'm not really feeling that I will call you later.

Him: What's wrong I know you loved it I could tell how you were looking at me.

Me: Umm it's was cool I am just not feeling it right now.

Him: ( voice raised ) So wtf you saying :mad:

Me: Nothing I am just not feeling it tonight.

Him: (loud now) WTH ever you career b!tches kill me don't know a good fucc or a good man if he walked up and slapped you in the face with his dic.

Me: "You need to lower voice and who you calling a b!tch?! :mad: but since you are going there. I would rather be slapped in the face with a horse dic then fucc your no stroke having, can't find the pussy with a map, you said you had 10 inches but is more like 3 inchs ass. You were a waste of condom. Boy Bye" :mad: :smh:

I then hang up and change his name in my phone to "Bad Dic"
Click to expand...

:bowdown: ROTF:lmao: :emlaugh: :bawling:

Lawd I shouldn't be laughing but I can't help it. :lol:

See, dis is y I'mmo hook-up w/ 'Toi. She already knows I'm fleet of orgasm so she knows she gotta' get hers in under 45 tix of the clock. :D
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

Warndalyn said:
There's a lot of brothers that can't eat no pussy, dcd...sorry, you got a hold to one of em. :shame: And the really SAD part is, they really think they can. I mean just be honest about it and say it's NOT your strongsuit. :rolleyes:
Click to expand...

Just like you got a lot of woman who couldn't suck dick, or eat ass (it happens) if it slapped them in the face, on the lips and spray the love juice. I attibute all that **** to oral sex being an acquired taste for some, so they do a piss poor job of being oral beasts, so they don't/won't have to do it again, when really they can just say no to the act (not counting those who love sticking to dick. You know there are some men and women have things that they can really do without.).

What can one do except deal with it? Or find someone who's willing, ready and able?
 
My 4 pennies and a nickel.

All Cali women aint bad...but the one's who you think are the bomb are the one who cannot do **** ( are try to play that role as not to be exposed).


I had one of them yella bones come thru one night. She was trying to get in my pants before we left the basement parking. Rubbing and kissing all on me. We making it to my unit and she start to undress me and I snatch her clothes off like some tear away pants. We make it to the bed and she didnt know what the hell she was doing...fcuking, sucking, nothing......

For 45 minutes plus I thought I was giving a sex class. And the screaming was....the dogs next door start barking. I'm surprised my neighbors didnt call the cops on me. Afterwards her arse is snoring so loud I could not hear the train passing next to my building.

I really liked this woman here....but she was deleted out of my phone book the next morning.
 
Personally, I feel Pussy is like Beer or Pizza.

When it's Good, it's Goooood! But when it's Bad, it's still pretty Good!

Like with my pizza, if I don't like the anchovies, I just leave them off. I had this one girl that told me she really couldn't suck dick that good.....I was like aint no such thang as a bad blowjob. Man, ole girl went to lickin the staff of rah and I think that girl might have hit my dickhead with every dayumm tooth. But she more than made up for it with da coochie. Eatin ole girl coochie was like having the best bowl of banana puddin ever chased down with a pina colada. She had one of them wait a minute coochies. The ones that make you say "wait a min ", I better thank about fuggin Whoopi Goldberg so I won't bust so fast.

So hey, it might just be a matter of recycling da coochie. Sheeeeiiiiit, the worst day of fuggin is better than the best day of jacking off in my opinion.
 



Makaho 2.0 said:
Personally, I feel Pussy is like Beer or Pizza.

When it's Good, it's Goooood! But when it's Bad, it's still pretty Good!

Like with my pizza, if I don't like the anchovies, I just leave them off. I had this one girl that told me she really couldn't suck dick that good.....I was like aint no such thang as a bad blowjob. Man, ole girl went to lickin the staff of rah and I think that girl might have hit my dickhead with every dayumm tooth. But she more than made up for it with da coochie. Eatin ole girl coochie was like having the best bowl of banana puddin ever chased down with a pina colada. She had one of them wait a minute coochies. The ones that make you say "wait a min ", I better thank about fuggin Whoopi Goldberg so I won't bust so fast.

So hey, it might just be a matter of recycling da coochie. Sheeeeiiiiit, the worst day of fuggin is better than the best day of jacking off in my opinion.
Click to expand...

Why was that funny and erotic and scary all in one shot.
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

See baby girl, that's when you were suppose to just tell that dude to just let you sit on his face and ride it out. Tasting the puddin requires a skillful technique. You must know how to do the ABC's with your tongue to lick the puddin. Ain't nothing more beautiful than puddin sitting on your face.
da_caramel_diva said:
:smh: Yall...i must confess...:smh:...I have been that chick before...But let me explain...There was this guy....I had it BAD for him :blush::blush:...I just imagined the nasty isht we was gonna do.....Finally...he did enough to get the coochie...So after a great night...we end it at my place. We start off on the couch and im think ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! Nicra sticks his fingers down there playing in my panties...and im like...alright...alright...get em off.....he sucking on my tatties but that isht was SO WACK :retard:...Im thinking...this can get better.. he goes down...and I thought that fool was gonna give me a hysterectomy with is mouth...it was hurting so bad...I was sqirming trying get away from him...but he thought he was giving me the bidniz...nicra couldnt eat for isht....But I was like...ok..ok...maybe the dyck would be better......still giving this fool the benefit of doubt.....so im making efforts to heal my coochie and get it ready for some dyck at the same time...He put that isht in and got to stroking...I was looking like :xeye: Its like that picture of a lake drying up flashed in my head and so went my juices to...I was like...just stop. STOP nicra :angry:
Click to expand...
 
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
 
Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
Click to expand...

:dead:
 
Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
Click to expand...

damn...:smh:
 
:lmao::angry:

Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
Click to expand...
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top