Looks good from head to toe but their sex is F'N terrible...


Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
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Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
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Gotta' be kinfolx to this one gul from Irving. :smug: It felt like gritty sandpaper trying to run up in thur. The rest of the extracurricular bullsh*t about worked my nerves, esp drawing blood. All that beauty and fineness, wasted. :smh:
 



Panthro said:
Gotta' be kinfolx to this one gul from Irving. :smug: It felt like gritty sandpaper trying to run up in thur. The rest of the extracurricular bullsh*t about worked my nerves, esp drawing blood. All that beauty and fineness, wasted. :smh:
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It gotta be a sin be that damn fine and dry. Mathematically speaking, her dryness was directly proportional to her fineness. :smh: You lay it down long enough, and the wettest will eventually dry up, but damn. Something is wrong when you can't make the first juice flow. And she had no clue it was a problem, until I told her.
 
Robber :smh::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

Now Mak If you had plenty of pudding then just pudding aint gone get you overly hype but pudding with all the extras and those things done well will get you hype every time..
 
Robber said:
It gotta be a sin be that damn fine and dry. Mathematically speaking, her dryness was directly proportional to her fineness. :smh:
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Dats why I like dem big gulls. It's like eatin rotisserie chicken, cuz they got their own maridade.:licky:

The dry coochie reminds me about the time one of my boys was drunk as hell and trying to bone this one broad on the floor. He was like "dayumm baby, you shole is dry"...she said, "Dats cuz you licking the carpet mutha@#$a!"
 
shawiggi said:
Now Mak If you had plenty of pudding then just pudding aint gone get you overly hype but pudding with all the extras and those things done well will get you hype every time..
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Man, ole girl's puddin tasted like every Iron Chef, Emerill Lagasse, and every body on this board's aunt,, momma and grand momma chipped in on the recipie! I think ole girl might have put some crack or courvosier in there too.
 
Robber said:
Man y'all is killing me. Like the rest of the fellas, a dry puss is the absolute worst. Wayyyy back in the gap, I got with this super fine sista I'd been wreckless eyeballing for a good minute. I was about to bust just looking at her naked body. We got into the unilateral foreplay (her selfish azz :angry:), and I go down to show off the skill set. I'm thinking this girl is super dry, but once this tongue action starts, she gone be flowing. She screamed, moaned and said all manner of cuss words. Talked about how great it was going. Even had the nerve to say she was cumming. Dry as a bag of flour. I'm like, you got some KY or something. She like, why, you must like it wet or something. I'm like :xeye::retard: You need to take yo azz to the doctor. I was damn near dehydrated spitting and shat.
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:smh::smh::smh::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
Makaho 2.0 said:
Dats why I like dem big gulls. It's like eatin rotisserie chicken, cuz they got their own maridade.:licky:

The dry coochie reminds me about the time one of my boys was drunk as hell and trying to bone this one broad on the floor. He was like "dayumm baby, you shole is dry"...she said, "Dats cuz you licking the carpet mutha@#$a!"
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Be careful what you ask for. Big girls are good, but they can be very good to where it's BAD. I mean bottomless pit bad.
 
Justin said:
Be careful what you ask for. Big girls are good, but they can be very good to where it's BAD. I mean bottomless pit bad.
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I don't know about that. Imma thick sistah lover and all the ones I have dealt with were very snug and very shallow. Its those skinny exercising women that have the bottomless pits. :lmao::lmao:

Thick sistahs I have fugged with were on point. Juicy too.

Its getting cold too....

Interesting topic though.
 
STC_60 said:
I don't know about that. Imma thick sistah lover and all the ones I have dealt with were very snug and very shallow. Its those skinny exercising women that have the bottomless pits. :lmao::lmao:

Thick sistahs I have fugged with were on point. Juicy too.

Its getting cold too....

Interesting topic though.
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Shade in the summer, heat in the winter. :D
 
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