Looks good from head to toe but their sex is F'N terrible...


Panther88

Panther88

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Discuss. :| (this thread is dedicated to the memory of robber's nutts and my nutts lol)

What sparked this was looking @ dis one gul in the men's area who looked almost <b>identically</b> like dis one gul I used to deal w/ back in the gap. There were these professional athletic dudes after her, white guys, mexican guys, and "joe corp six-packs" lol like myself after her and she chose my ugly broke arse for whatever ungodly reason. lol

The first time we had sex, man it was a trip. :smh: This is what happened:

1. Someone near her crib called the Irving police because they thought I was in there killing/harming her as she was screaming near the top of her lungs while I was serving her. :retard:

2. I thought she was either a vampire or kin to Edward Scissorhands because she <b>severely</b> scratched up my back/shoulders drawing blood. She even scratched my buttocks in a few places digging her nails in me. The more she dug, the more I tried to...:read: lol I just didn't realize during that she was scratching me that hard.

3. She was playing N?dambi for music. :| Now gott dayam. If you've heard her stuff, some of that stuff ain't got a rhythm to it whatsoever so I was trying to find my "groove" and then N'dambi would start screaming or some other loud sh*t which would throw me off-rhythm w/ some jacked up beats. :retard:

4. Her puss just wasn't good. :shame: I can't explain it but her stuff didn't feel good to me at all. Anticipating, I thought I'd last for 10-15 seconds w/ her since I wanted her for so long and so bad. When I went all up in there after 12-play (beyond 4-play lol) :read:, I kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... had enough time to go to the fridge and get a drank and then return for another 40+ minute session before my "climax." :retard: Felt like I'd done 2,000 crunches. :emlaugh: :read:

5. After the session was over, I didn't feel anything. No sense of satisfaction other than I tried to give her a free hysterectomy. She was draped across the bed knocked out and I was in the bathroom tryna' dab some hydrogen-peroxide on my back and on my ass from the scratches I'd received. :retard: Total turnoff. :tdown:

Now I don't expect any of y'alls women folk to speak up but I'm sure we men folk prolly will. lol
 
Yeah, I had this one girl back in the gap I wanted to get with for the longest. Even got jumped on by some jealous guys over at her house when I went to see her. Finally got her in the bedroom and went to work and it really started off like this> :ebrow: > :D > :confused: > :xeye: > :angry:

Man, that was the driest coochie I ever had in my life. About midway through, I got up cause I was cutting myself all up. Then she had the nerve to ask me what was wrong. Talking about she never have been this dry before. About this time, I was lookin like this > ::kaioken:: Cause the only thing I was thinking was "I got my @$$ kicked for this isht!"

That was the worst ever. I stopped speaking to her after that. A few years later she saw me in the grocery store and had the nerve to ask me did I want to come over her house later. :confused: :xeye: :retard:
 



Panthro said:
Discuss. :| (this thread is dedicated to the memory of robber's nutts and my nutts lol)

What sparked this was looking @ dis one gul in the men's area who looked almost <b>identically</b> like dis one gul I used to deal w/ back in the gap. There were these professional athletic dudes after her, white guys, mexican guys, and "joe corp six-packs" lol like myself after her and she chose my ugly broke arse for whatever ungodly reason. lol

The first time we had sex, man it was a trip. :smh: This is what happened:

1. Someone near her crib called the Irving police because they thought I was in there killing/harming her as she was screaming near the top of her lungs while I was serving her. :retard:

2. I thought she was either a vampire or kin to Edward Scissorhands because she <b>severely</b> scratched up my back/shoulders drawing blood. She even scratched my buttocks in a few places digging her nails in me. The more she dug, the more I tried to...:read: lol I just didn't realize during that she was scratching me that hard.

3. She was playing N?dambi for music. :| Now gott dayam. If you've heard her stuff, some of that stuff ain't got a rhythm to it whatsoever so I was trying to find my "groove" and then N'dambi would start screaming or some other loud sh*t which would throw me off-rhythm w/ some jacked up beats. :retard:

4. Her puss just wasn't good. :shame: I can't explain it but her stuff didn't feel good to me at all. Anticipating, I thought I'd last for 10-15 seconds w/ her since I wanted her for so long and so bad. When I went all up in there after 12-play (beyond 4-play lol) :read:, I kept going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going... had enough time to go to the fridge and get a drank and then return for another 40+ minute session before my "climax." :retard: Felt like I'd done 2,000 crunches. :emlaugh: :read:

5. After the session was over, I didn't feel anything. No sense of satisfaction other than I tried to give her a free hysterectomy. She was draped across the bed knocked out and I was in the bathroom tryna' dab some hydrogen-peroxide on my back and on my ass from the scratches I'd received. :retard: Total turnoff. :tdown:

Now I don't expect any of y'alls women folk to speak up but I'm sure we men folk prolly will. lol
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Man those pretty ones will get you every time. Pretty and fine equals lazy in the sack..:idea::smh:
 
*grabs bud light and lights stogie*

Reminds me of this one chick back in da gap from Cali
I used to fugg wit.
Got her back to my crib and she pushed me down on
the bed and I was like aww schit! :swink:
Got on top of ya boy and I was like OH SCHITT! :ebrow:
about 2 minutes into it I was like :confused: aww h3ll no!
gul...you don't know whatchoo doing. DISMOUNT rat nah!


:upset:
 
Blacknbengal said:
Man, that was the driest coochie I ever had in my life. About midway through, I got up cause I was cutting myself all up. Then she had the nerve to ask me what was wrong. Talking about she never have been this dry before. About this time, I was lookin like this > ::kaioken:: Cause the only thing I was thinking was "I got my @$$ kicked for this isht!"

That was the worst ever.
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:what::what::what::lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
shawiggi said:
Man those pretty ones will get you every time. Pretty and fine equals lazy in the sack..:idea::smh:
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mane you preachin to the choir. I tried to tell my cuz dat schitt back in the days. They think because they an 8, 9 or dime, they aint gotta work it.

Sheiiittt! :upset:
 
Jax said:
*grabs bud light and lights stogie*

Reminds me of this one chick back in da gap from Cali
I used to fugg wit.
Got her back to my crib and she pushed me down on
the bed and I was like aww schit! :swink:
Got on top of ya boy and I was like OH SCHITT! :ebrow:
about 2 minutes into it I was like :confused: aww h3ll no!
gul...you don't know whatchoo doing. DISMOUNT rat nah!


:upset:
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:lmao::lmao::lmao:
 
I don't know why you think the women won't respond. Every last woman on this heah TSPN page has gotten up with a sexy ass mothafugga that couldn't fvck worth a damn. :mad: Truth.

I ain't in a hurry to jump on every pole that quivers but even with my narrowed circle, there's been a busta or two I was mad I opened my damn legs to. All that time wasted :smh: and hell, I could have watched my horny dog lick his nuts and gotten off more. :nod:

Rule 1: Big d ick does NOT = Good sex. The really big d ick ones definitely tend to be lazy. :nod:

Carryon.
 
I'm dealing with it right now. I feel kinda shallow that bad sex is gonna be the deal breaker but damn sex is pretty important. I was all excited and once it went down I was just speechless, and not in a good way.
 
chocalate_topaz said:
I don't know why you think the women won't respond. Every last woman on this heah TSPN page has gotten up with a sexy ass mothafugga that couldn't fvck worth a damn. :mad: Truth.

I ain't in a hurry to jump on every pole that quivers but even with my narrowed circle, there's been a busta or two I was mad I opened my damn legs to. All that time wasted :smh: and hell, I could have watched my horny dog lick his nuts and gotten off more. :nod:

Rule 1: Big d ick does NOT = Good sex.

Carryon.
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:bowdown::bowdown:They're not worthy!!
 
Jax said:
Bruh...
Man must be a Cali thang. I aint met a nare one from Cali who could.
Give me a chick from the da south anyday.
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Prime example would be these two ladies I met when I was single. The both were thicker than grits. One was pretty in the face, green eyes and some arse. The other one was pretty in the face, dark as midnight and double thick with no waist.
The extra pretty red bone with green eyes sucked bad. And I mean that literally and figurtivelly(sp)..LOL..SMH.

The thickums dark one wore my arse out. And I was still slim then. That thing was only 19 and she wore this young fella out. What a snapper I tell you what a snapper.
 
Man....you kats wild...but let me add my three cents.........several years ago after my divorce was final I was in them streets bad....:ebrow:.....and one homecoming I was approached my this one chick who wanted some 12 play back in the day but because I was on the up and up I didnt pursue...but now shid..it was whatever.....man she talked a lot of shat.....and it kind of made the anticipation greater.....anyway......we hooked up and the action starts...so I thought.....chick pulled the piece out and was squeezing and holding it...I was thinking to myself what the ****? Then she starts to tap it on the sides of her cheeks and ish and rub it on her face...so I'm looking down like what tha fock you doing....."SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE.....Cot Dayum"....anyway I ended that charade....and commenced the back beat.....or tried to...well one problem she couldnt take it......all loud and ish....complaining.......so I say all that dayum noise you were talking and you cant take no dack!!! Man you gots to go...you and yo dry as pu$$y......she thought I was playing but I was dead serious......later I was chatting it up with one of my frat brothers and he was like niggie I could have told you her shat was wack.....:retard:....anyway I saw her arse this passed weekend at PV homecoming and dont you know she was still talking bout something......:smh:
 



zbnupe7 said:
Man....you kats wild...but let me add my three cents.........several years ago after my divorce was final I was in them streets bad....:ebrow:.....and one homecoming I was approached my this one chick who wanted some 12 play back in the day but because I was on the up and up I didnt pursue...but now shid..it was whatever.....man she talked a lot of shat.....and it kind of made the anticipation greater.....anyway......we hooked up and the action starts...so I thought.....chick pulled the piece out and was squeezing and holding it...I was thinking to myself what the ****? Then she starts to tap it on the sides of her cheeks and ish and rub it on her face...so I'm looking down like what tha fock you doing....."SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE.....Cot Dayum"....anyway I ended that charade....and commenced the back beat.....or tried to...well one problem she couldnt take it......all loud and ish....complaining.......so I say all that dayum noise you were talking and you cant take no dack!!! Man you gots to go...you and yo dry as pu$$y......she thought I was playing but I was dead serious......later I was chatting it up with one of my frat brothers and he was like niggie I could have told you her shat was wack.....:retard:....anyway I saw her arse this passed weekend at PV homecoming and dont you know she was still talking bout something......:smh:
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Dude, did we hit the same one? :confused:
 
Been there a few times. When the drill sergeant came out of me, there was always trouble in the house.
 
Jax said:
Bruh...
Man must be a Cali thang. I aint met a nare one from Cali who could.
Give me a chick from the da south anyday.
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Dayum now that I think about it..you may be right....Cali aint poppin like da south.....ie Texas,Louisiana and Mississippi women ooo wee mane'
 
shawiggi said:
Prime example would be these two ladies I met when I was single. The both were thicker than grits. One was pretty in the face, green eyes and some arse. The other one was pretty in the face, dark as midnight and double thick with no waist.
The extra pretty red bone with green eyes sucked bad. And I mean that literally and figurtivelly(sp)..LOL..SMH.

The thickums dark one wore my arse out. And I was still slim then. That thing was only 19 and she wore this young fella out. What a snapper I tell you what a snapper.
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I used to date this red bone back at SU my Jr year. Wen to the the same High School and everythang, Got on top and I was like :confused: It wasn't that bad but when I got on top, she did her thang. :ebrow:

BUT...

The thick dark skinned one I dated my Freshman year at SU...MAN!!!
We aint go to no class that day...2 days straight!
 
Re: Confessions of being dat chick

:smh: Yall...i must confess...:smh:...I have been that chick before...But let me explain...There was this guy....I had it BAD for him :blush::blush:...I just imagined the nasty isht we was gonna do.....Finally...he did enough to get the coochie...So after a great night...we end it at my place. We start off on the couch and im think ITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN!!! Nicra sticks his fingers down there playing in my panties...and im like...alright...alright...get em off.....he sucking on my tatties but that isht was SO WACK :retard:...Im thinking...this can get better.. he goes down...and I thought that fool was gonna give me a hysterectomy with is mouth...it was hurting so bad...I was sqirming trying get away from him...but he thought he was giving me the bidniz...nicra couldnt eat for isht....But I was like...ok..ok...maybe the dyck would be better......still giving this fool the benefit of doubt.....so im making efforts to heal my coochie and get it ready for some dyck at the same time...He put that isht in and got to stroking...I was looking like :xeye: Its like that picture of a lake drying up flashed in my head and so went my juices to...I was like...just stop. STOP nicra :angry:
 
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