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oldgymlgnd said:
Oklahoma? Don't but two thangs come from Oklahoma. Steers and Queers. And, I don't see no horns.


Do mean TEXAS?
This is Apolcalypse Now/Hamburger Hill I think. That one army movie where that overweight guy shot himself.
 
oldgymlgnd said:
Oklahoma? Don't but two thangs come from Oklahoma. Steers and Queers. And, I don't see no horns.

I think that's 'Full Metal Jacket', when the drill sargent was berating his new recruits.

And I also believe that the state he mentioned was Texas.
 
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I think that's 'Full Metal Jacket', when the drill sargent was berating his new recruits.

And I also believe that the state he mentioned was Texas.

Yessir, that is Full Metal Jacket.
 
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.)

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.)

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.)

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.)

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.)

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(Subtitle: HOW TRUE!)

Together: Sheeeeeeet!
(Subtitle: GOLLY.)
 

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"Aintcha gonna press the flesh, Pappy, do a little politickin'?"

"I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sonofab**** - you don't tell your pappy how to cawt the elect 'rate! We ain't one-at-a-timin' here, we maaaaass communicatin'!"
 
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Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.)

Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.)

Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.)

Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.)

Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.)

Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(Subtitle: HOW TRUE!)

Together: Sheeeeeeet!
(Subtitle: GOLLY.)

Airplane???
 
Sho Nuff said:
Airplane???

:bowdown:

Jivemn2: Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Attndnt: Can I get you something?
Jivemn2: S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attndnt: I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jivemn1: Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman4: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attndnt: Ohhhh, good.
Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know
if you can help him.
Attndnt: Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as
soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman: Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the`
rebound a de medcide.
Jivemn2: What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I
dug her rap.
Woman4: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump
don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
 
"Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."
 
"Yo Issac! Stroke it a couple o' times for me cousin and make sure you put a pillow up under her ahhsz she like dat."
 
HBCUs said:
"Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure, it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

Lieutenant Frank Drebin - Naked Gun :cool:
 
TCONN88 said:
"Yo Issac! Stroke it a couple o' times for me cousin and make sure you put a pillow up under her ahhsz she like dat."

Where do I know that quote????
 
Some movies are just plain classic

"Excuse me sir, there's been a little problem in the cockpit . . ."

"The cockpit . . . what is it?

"Its the little room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit, but that's not important now."
 
"Sombody ate my chicken, and I hope they azz choke on the GD bone!!!'

"That is twix them messcans and whitefokes"

"Dam Annie Mae you is a freak just like yo mama"

"Shidddd...I'm knocking the bottom outta mines, ain't that right mama..."
 
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