Dave Chapelle Show.....he needs to be CANCELLED!!!!


I thought it was funny when Dave needed to go to the ATM, and Brady took him to the stroll to collect from his beyotches....lol

Brady: "Say hello to Dave"
Hooker: "Hey Dave."
Dave: Hey Beyotches."

They way he snapped the cops neck was funny as schit also.
 
Re: Dave Chappelle Show.....he needs to be CANCELLED!!!!

(A new Chappelle's Show Newsletter)

Hey everyone...
Dave and Neal here. This week's newsletter is a technological miracle. We're on
a cell phone together, and I (Neal) am writing this on a two-way pager. We are
putting ourselves at a high risk for cancer just to tell you about tonight's
episode.
Anyhow, tonight's show is the last new one of the season. Can't believe we're
finally done. The fact that we put together 13 episodes in a row that were all
pretty watchable is unbelievable to us. We don't mean that in a cocky way, more
in a holy **** way. It feels like we just pulled safely into our garage after a
night of drunk driving. Or like pulling out and realizing that the condom didn't
break after all. Okay, we've gone too far. NOTE: Viacom does not encourage drunk
driving or pulling out.
So...tonight's show feature's a sketch about the first black man to cross an
important color barrier, another moment from Lil Jon, and a look at what the
last 2 years would have been like if the president was black. And Big Boi from
Outkast does a good-ass song.
Anyhow guys, this will be our last newsletter of the year. Once again, thank-you
for your interest in the show. We appreciate the support and the positive word
of mouth. Our ratings have gone up pretty much every week. More importantly, we
know that the show would be nothing without your support. So thanks. Anyhow,
it's back to our regular lives. I (Dave) will be on the road doing stand-up. I
(Neal) will be playing video games and hollering at *****es. Thanks. Enjoy
yourselves. It truly was a celebration.
Dave and Neal
 

No matter what the color of our skin, our feces will always be brown. Or the clay colored. Or the spinach-colored- green.

Stinky stinky and cocky-dookey.
 
There's no way that Dave can top this season. If he can pull off a third season and make it as wild as this, he's a genius, but I just don't see it. Rick James, Wayne Brady, Lil' Jon, them damm puppets............you can't beat that isht!
 
j-state_tiger06 said:
There's no way that Dave can top this season. If he can pull off a third season and make it as wild as this, he's a genius, but I just don't see it. Rick James, Wayne Brady, Lil' Jon, them damm puppets............you can't beat that isht!
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Don't forget to credit Neal. Dave didn't pull this isht off by himeself. And who can forget that ***** who was always doin' the robot.
 
BandFan said:
"Oil? Oil...who said something about oil, Bi#ch you cooking?
RUN!!!!!"
:lol:
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F***ing hilarious. There is no way that Dave and Neal can top this season, but I won't be surprised WHEN they do.
 
Re: Dave Chappelle Show.....he needs to be CANCELLED!!!!

You know Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted a penis. I've had several in my line of work. You taste penis' all the time. Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
 
northern tiger said:
D@M, you beat me to it!!!!!!!
F' it.
I'M WAYNE BRADY BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow! You're later than a pregnat woman's period.
 
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You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh, wait. You don't have an army, so you should shut the f**k up. That's what I'd do if I didn't have an army. Shut the f**k up.

Shut the f**k up!​

:slap: :slap:​
 
Freakquency said:
Wow! You're later than a pregnat woman's period.
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I didn't have access to the board since that episode aired until yesterday.
But for old times sake.


I'M WAYNE BRADY BEEYOTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I just have a newfound respect for Wayne Brady. That says a lot about him that he was willing to spoof himself. And he was good at it too! That was a classic.

And, um, and he was actually looking kinda sexy with that little goatee. :D
 
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