Are You A Gentleman?


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CriTAUcal said:
P, HONESTLY, if ALL you see women for is pussy and titties, you will FOREVER be lost and NOT know what REAL VALUE a GOOD WOMAN can bring into your life.
Keep that mentality you got, Sir, and you'll continue to be alone (and if that's what you want, that's fine TOO) or will always run into the same chicks who will care more about your wallet than you. 'Cause you know why PART of the reason: because your opinion of women is already low. And any woman with half a brain who sees a man who sees HER as nothing more than her body, guess what you're likely to get: a woman who will USE you. She'll figure: Why care? He doesn't. He's got money, so let me see what I can get outta him.

So baby, if you like it (your views) on women, fine.
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I'm a practicing member since age 13. :D :bowdown: :clap:

That's just how I saw y'all and obviously, I've been right all along. Now, I did go down the forbidden path and went against my own beliefs and said "I DO," like a dumb numbskull.

But when I came up...*sweating*
outtttttttttttta' that......*singing* <i>burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeeeeeeennnnnnnnn</i>....
I say BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN.... called a marriage!!!! *mnah*
I said! *mnah* I said...do you hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! *mnah* WHEN I CAME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.... *mnah*
And looked to my left!! *mnah*
And looked to my right!! *mnah*
And looked @ me feets!! *mnah*
And looked behind me!!! *mnah*
I sedddddddddddddddd.... I looooooooooooooooooooooked!!!! *mnah*
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED!!!! *mnah*
And what did I see? *mnah*
I say.... what did I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! *mnah*
I saw! *mnah*
I said I SAWWWWWWWW!!!! *mnah*
I dumb assed man-fool! *mnah*
Who gave up a good life! *mnah*
For some trifling ho! *mnah*
A greedy bitch! *mnah*
Who was a selfish self-centered pretty muthafugga! *mnah*
She couldn't even fvck right! *mnah*
She couldn't even suck right! *mnah*
A half-man looking batch! *mnah*
Chica started looking like a dude about the face! *mnah*
And then I said! *mnah*
I said I SAIDDDDDDD!!!!! *mnah*
WTF kinda' stupid shit is this?! *mnah*
WTF hath thouest done Pantheren of '88?! *mnah*
You'z about a stupid bastard! *mnah*
For sanking so low! *mnah*
To save this bitch! *mnah*
From whatever lower level life she was on! *mnah*
She offer nothing! *mnah*
Except bad credit score and astronomical debt! *mnah*
True still, she look good on your shoulder! *mnah*
But that's all she offer you! *mnah*
She like the rest! *mnah*
Of them trifling... lol *mnah*
Standing out there! *mnah*
With they signs above they head! *mnah*
Saying adopt me!!!! *mnah*
Please sir adopt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *mnah*
I only offer pussy, titties, and negativity! *mnah*
Because I'm not of your yoke! *mnah*
But I stopped bytoday! *mnah*
To tell these younger menfolk! *mnah*
There is a difference! *mnah*
Between a GENTLEMAN and a SUCKER! *mnah*
And don'tchew...*mnah*
Be no suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *mnah*
Research it fo' yo'self! *mnah*
What does S-H-E bring to the table?! *mnah*
If she ain't the same animal as you! *mnah*
If she ain't going @ the same speed as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same type credit score as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same type of savings plan, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same # of vehicles and assets, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same objectives, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't serving the same master, as you! *mnah*
<b>RUN NI$$A!!!!!</b> :|

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CriTAUcal said:
We outnumber ya'll because TONS and TONS of ya'll are either locked up, dead or like to rock the 6-inch stillettos like us? :lmao: So yeah, ya'll are at a big advantage! Ohhhhh, don't let me forget we that got Becky, Taco and Ming Lee in the mix, too. :emlaugh:
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Oh well, just more for us guys on the outside. What is it now? 35 to 1? Don't stop, get it get it, just hit and quit it!!! :happydance:
 

The biggest lie ever told on earth from a woman "I am independent. I don't need no man". :lmao: Only a fool believes this, that is why fools tell the lie so good. :lecture:
 
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CEE DOG said:
Oh well, just more for us guys on the outside. What is it now? 35 to 1? Don't stop, get it get it, just hit and quit it!!! :happydance:
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Fine by me, Babe. I don't care if it's 100 to 1. Because when God sees fit, He'll position me to be SEEN by the RIGHT ONE. I ain't chasing to be on some dude's "list." The man in my life right now is going to the first grade in a couple of weeks. It'll happen when it happens. In the meantime, I'm enjoying a Goooooooooooooooooood life. Cheers! :D
 
CEE DOG said:
The biggest lie ever told on earth from a woman "I am independent. I don't need no man". :lmao: Only a fool believes this, that is why fools tell the lie so good. :lecture:
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I agree. A woman should never say she doesn't need a man.
 
CriTAUcal said:
Fine by me, Babe. I don't care if it's 100 to 1. Because when God sees fit, He'll position me to be SEEN by the RIGHT ONE. I ain't chasing to be on some dude's "list." The man in my life right now is going to the first grade in a couple of weeks. It'll happen when it happens. In the meantime, I'm enjoying a Goooooooooooooooooood life. Cheers! :D
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Crit, God is a man. That is why Men rule the world. You honestly don't think a man who created the world, would let a woman run it do you? :lecture: Woman was created for the entertainment, pleasure and joy of a man. So get to doing your job, serving man!!! Make sure you clean the floor, fix the food and polish the royal knob!!!
 
CEE DOG said:
Crit, God is a man. That is why Men rule the world. You honestly don't think a man who created the world, would let a woman run it do you? :lecture: Woman was created for the entertainment, pleasure and joy of man. So get to doing your job, serving man!!!
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STHU, Cee. How 'bout that? :)
 
SUJagFan said:
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U SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!! :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:

*wiping sweat from fo'head*

I'm about to take... *mnah*
My seats chillunz... *mnah*
I'm tryna' warn these up and coming young men *mnah*
Not to make... *mnah*
The same dumb assed mistake *mnah*
Ol' P88 durn't made! *mnah*
Because he got weak! *mnah*
For that pretty and fine woman *mnah*
Who offered nothing *mnah*
But adoption services *mnah*
It's some mo' of them out there *mnah*
Looking to be adopted *mnah*
I think brother E-40 *mnah*
Made a song about it *mnah*
I think he said... *mnah*
Don't save these hoes *mnah*
They looking to be saved *mnah*
Just be careful *mnah*
Look w/ your mind *mnah*
And leave your heart and eyes - dicks lol out of it *mnah*
If it makes no logical sense *mnah*
I wouldn't do it *mnah*
Discern for yourself *mnah*
Eyes wide open *mnah*
Not eyes wide shut! *mnah*
Look w/ your ears *mnah*
Feel w/ your head *mnah*
Smell w/ your mouth *mnah*
Taste w/ your hands *mnah*
Be like Ray Charles *mnah*
Feel her wrist *mnah*
And while feeling her wrist *mnah*
Feel her pocketbook *mnah*
Feel her Fidelity Investments portfolio *mnah*
Feel the foundation @ her house *mnah*
Feel her vehicle engine when she starts it up *mnah*
Feel her credit score *mnah*
Feel her kids out *mnah* :read:
Feel her family out *mnah* :read:
The apple *mnah*
Won't fall far from the tree *mnah*
Talk to her DADDY :read: *mnah*
If possible... *mnah*
Man to man. *mnah*
Ask him for the truth *mnah*
Is your daughter a good'un? *mnah*
Or is she like the rest? *mnah*
*speaking in tongues* OLO-KAH-BO-TO-KAH-SHAH-TAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! :clap:
Now as I take my seat *mnah*
Y'all better heed this warning *mnah*
I'd hate for y'all *mnah*
To go through *mnah*
What ol' P88 went through *mnah*
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*shouting all over the TSPN church from the male community :clap: :bowdown: *
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*female TSPN members -> :mad: :argue2: :argue: * lol
 
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CHUUUUUCH!

You've just heard from the Right Revered Deacon Dr. Passa P88~

The doors of the church are open, but let's pass this collection plate before you leave.

:lol:
 
I will say this about you Critt, you certainly do hang in there w/ us menfolk. lol

U go girl. Only the strong survive in this camp. :|
 
SUJagFan said:
CHUUUUUCH!

You've just heard from the Right Revered Deacon Dr. Passa P88~

The doors of the church are open, but let's pass this collection plate before you leave.

:lol:
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I was wondering when someone was gonna' open the doors of the TSPN chuch and pass the collection plate. :emlaugh:

LETS GET IT!!!! :happydance:
 

CriTAUcal said:
I can be. But since my take-no-mess attitude keeps a lottttttttttttt of B.S. from touching me, I fail to see the problem. :lol:
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I'mmo pray for you, guh. :smh:

Do U want me to rise up in the TSPN pulpit, one mo' gin? :confused:

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<b>"Gatha' 'rounnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn gatha' 'rounnnnn chillunzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"</b> lol
 
CriTAUcal said:
Not disrespect to your fam... but ummmm Again? Who's the dummy???? But I bet she got a phat arse and that fiyah, huh? :lmao:
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LOL!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I didnt want to ask him all that, but.........I just told him not to call me when those kids are ready to kick his ass after he tell them that they cant come and visit their mom.
 
Panther88 said:
I'm a practicing member since age 13. :D :bowdown: :clap:

That's just how I saw y'all and obviously, I've been right all along. Now, I did go down the forbidden path and went against my own beliefs and said "I DO," like a dumb numbskull.

But when I came up...*sweating*
outtttttttttttta' that......*singing* <i>burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrdeeeeeeennnnnnnnn</i>....
I say BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN.... called a marriage!!!! *mnah*
I said! *mnah* I said...do you hear meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! *mnah* WHEN I CAME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP.... *mnah*
And looked to my left!! *mnah*
And looked to my right!! *mnah*
And looked @ me feets!! *mnah*
And looked behind me!!! *mnah*
I sedddddddddddddddd.... I looooooooooooooooooooooked!!!! *mnah*
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED!!!! *mnah*
And what did I see? *mnah*
I say.... what did I SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! *mnah*
I saw! *mnah*
I said I SAWWWWWWWW!!!! *mnah*
I dumb assed man-fool! *mnah*
Who gave up a good life! *mnah*
For some trifling ho! *mnah*
A greedy bitch! *mnah*
Who was a selfish self-centered pretty muthafugga! *mnah*
She couldn't even fvck right! *mnah*
She couldn't even suck right! *mnah*
A half-man looking batch! *mnah*
Chica started looking like a dude about the face! *mnah*
And then I said! *mnah*
I said I SAIDDDDDDD!!!!! *mnah*
WTF kinda' stupid shit is this?! *mnah*
WTF hath thouest done Pantheren of '88?! *mnah*
You'z about a stupid bastard! *mnah*
For sanking so low! *mnah*
To save this bitch! *mnah*
From whatever lower level life she was on! *mnah*
She offer nothing! *mnah*
Except bad credit score and astronomical debt! *mnah*
True still, she look good on your shoulder! *mnah*
But that's all she offer you! *mnah*
She like the rest! *mnah*
Of them trifling... lol *mnah*
Standing out there! *mnah*
With they signs above they head! *mnah*
Saying adopt me!!!! *mnah*
Please sir adopt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *mnah*
I only offer pussy, titties, and negativity! *mnah*
Because I'm not of your yoke! *mnah*
But I stopped bytoday! *mnah*
To tell these younger menfolk! *mnah*
There is a difference! *mnah*
Between a GENTLEMAN and a SUCKER! *mnah*
And don'tchew...*mnah*
Be no suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *mnah*
Research it fo' yo'self! *mnah*
What does S-H-E bring to the table?! *mnah*
If she ain't the same animal as you! *mnah*
If she ain't going @ the same speed as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same type credit score as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same type of savings plan, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same # of vehicles and assets, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't got the same objectives, as you! *mnah*
If she ain't serving the same master, as you! *mnah*
<b>RUN NI$$A!!!!!</b> :|

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ac/Yoke_of_Oxen_and_Driver.jpg">
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Blacknbengal said:
LOL!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I didnt want to ask him all that, but.........I just told him not to call me when those kids are ready to kick his ass after he tell them that they cant come and visit their mom.
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Too funny! They say experience is a good teacher, so let life teach him. :emlaugh:
 
CriTAUcal said:
Too funny! They say experience is a good teacher, so let life teach him. :emlaugh:
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True. I just know his heart isnt cut out for that kind of drama. I told him that he will not be able to handle the drama of step-kids, so save himself the trouble and find someone who he can have his own kids with.
 
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