American Idol - Season Premiere
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CriTAUcal
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BandFan said:
I see he holds his tongue back for nothing! I guess the creator and executive producer can do that.
What I do want to know is why is Paula Abdul really a judge? I don't recall her having an outstanding musical career. All I remember is her song, "Straight Up." I'm not saying she can't recognize talent, but why her?
And who is Randy?
SONNY
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CriTAUcal said:
I just remember "Cold Hearted Snake" and her singing with that animated CAT. Paula did not have a STELLER career, if anything American Idol has boosted her ratings more than her career.
Randy (who I think marched Sousaphone for Southern) is a producer and a record exec.
MACKG
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Randy Jackson is a Grammy Award -winning producer and a 20-year music industry veteran. For eight years, he was the v ice president of A&R at Columbia Records followed by four years as senior vice president of A&R at MCA Records.
Randy has recorded, toured and performed with the likes of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, *NSYNC, Madonna, Elton John, Destiny's Child and many more. Randy has worked on over 1,000 gold and multi-platinum albums and his contributions have helped to sell over 200 million albums worldwide.
Randy has recorded, toured and performed with the likes of Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, *NSYNC, Madonna, Elton John, Destiny's Child and many more. Randy has worked on over 1,000 gold and multi-platinum albums and his contributions have helped to sell over 200 million albums worldwide.
CriTAUcal said:
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NASTYNUPE said:
He also manages Joss Stone, and Van Hunt.
Get Ready
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I only watch the auditions....its priceless. You cant write stuff that funny.
The dude that said he sounded like Brian McNight couldnt believe that didnt choose him. The first time he auditioned and they told him no, he was walking to the door looking back like they were going to tell him, "naw man, we just playing, come on back we are going to send you to Hollywood." so he doubled back and said, "but everybody says I sound like Brian McNight and began to sound like a wounded dog. GR hit the floor...hell GR is crying as he types.
Wait....what about the white chick that got down on her knees and began to crawl and beg. They told her to get up. She could NOT believe they didnt choose her. She was making smalltalk with the judges like she had already made it. When they told her "no" you coulda bought her for a nickel.
And lastly....what about the fat white chick that came in there with that mini skirt on. She said she got dressed in the dark and Randy said "I knew something was wrong. You look like you got dressed in the dark." Simon tod her "you sound better than you look." Poor child thought that was a compliment. When the told her no, she went outside and said "they have to cut some of the good ones.
The dude that said he sounded like Brian McNight couldnt believe that didnt choose him. The first time he auditioned and they told him no, he was walking to the door looking back like they were going to tell him, "naw man, we just playing, come on back we are going to send you to Hollywood." so he doubled back and said, "but everybody says I sound like Brian McNight and began to sound like a wounded dog. GR hit the floor...hell GR is crying as he types.
Wait....what about the white chick that got down on her knees and began to crawl and beg. They told her to get up. She could NOT believe they didnt choose her. She was making smalltalk with the judges like she had already made it. When they told her "no" you coulda bought her for a nickel.
And lastly....what about the fat white chick that came in there with that mini skirt on. She said she got dressed in the dark and Randy said "I knew something was wrong. You look like you got dressed in the dark." Simon tod her "you sound better than you look." Poor child thought that was a compliment. When the told her no, she went outside and said "they have to cut some of the good ones.
Get Ready
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Wait..one more
The Big Black Gay dude with the gray contacts and curly hair that looked like Momma from the Tyler Perry plays. Was brother long winded or what? ahahahahaha
What the hell was that he had on? A Storm cut off purple shirt. Brotha sang for 10 minutes and finished and had the nerve to ask if they wanted him to sing another song. They told bruh man nah...we aint got enough time.
Toni Braxtons cousin said "blank faces, that cant be good, I have never seen that before." And to think that brother said that singing was his life.
The Big Black Gay dude with the gray contacts and curly hair that looked like Momma from the Tyler Perry plays. Was brother long winded or what? ahahahahaha
What the hell was that he had on? A Storm cut off purple shirt. Brotha sang for 10 minutes and finished and had the nerve to ask if they wanted him to sing another song. They told bruh man nah...we aint got enough time.
Toni Braxtons cousin said "blank faces, that cant be good, I have never seen that before." And to think that brother said that singing was his life.
Fortitude
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Le'Roy!!! Sand Blasta from the Shramp Boat. :lmao: That po thang obviously sniffed some glue before he came to the auditions. That boy put in his, "crunk teeth." "Can you dig it?" "Simon, you need to get crunk." 
"Y'all don't want me to go to Hollywood, cause y'all know I'll take over!"
"Y'all don't want me to go to Hollywood, cause y'all know I'll take over!"
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Fortitude said:Le'Roy!!! Sand Blasta from the Shramp Boat. :lmao: That po thang obviously sniffed some glue before he came to the auditions. That boy put in his, "crunk teeth." "Can you dig it?" "Simon, you need to get crunk."
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MsJag4Jag
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Fortitude said:Le'Roy!!! Sand Blasta from the Shramp Boat. :lmao: That po thang obviously sniffed some glue before he came to the auditions. That boy put in his, "crunk teeth." "Can you dig it?" "Simon, you need to get crunk."
Mike: What's wrong with Y'ALL people?
Kema: (in my mind) "Watch, this necga gon' be from Alabama..."
Leroy Wells comes out..."Grand Bay, ALABAMA"
Mike:
:blush: Kema :lmao:
cat daddy
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J4J said:Mike: What's wrong with Y'ALL people?
Kema: (in my mind) "Watch, this necga gon' be from Alabama..."
Leroy Wells comes out..."Grand Bay, ALABAMA"
Mike:
Kema :lmao:
I was so glad that dude was not from Louisiana.
That fool said, am I going to Hollywood or am I going back to work with my daddy.
:lmao:
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