American Idol - Season Premiere

[CriTAUcal]

Tonight they are showing the ST. LOUIS auditions at the EDWARD JONES DOME .

Hopefully I dont know any of those folx. :headphone

:lol: I bet you'll recognize somebody.

 

[jelli]

That girl at the end, Mary I think her name was was straight nuts. She and all her voices we off their Rocker....

 

[STRAWDOG]

That girl at the end, Mary I think her name was was straight nuts. She and all her voices we off their Rocker....

Yeah........
She was a couple of french-fries short of a 'Happy Meal'. :flippy: :xeye:

 

[Suge]

"They say I sound like Brian McKnight"

When Lil Daryl said this, I knew what was coming next!!! LOL!

 

[BluBlood]

"They say I sound like Brian McKnight"

When Lil Daryl said this, I knew what was coming next!!! LOL!

O he was a trip and was serious! At first I thought it was a bit rude of Randy and 'nem to be laughing in these people faces, but if they are brave to get up there then so be it...<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYY85US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_2_34.gif' alt='Laughing 2' border=0></a> <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYY85US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_12_6.gif' alt='ROTFL' border=0></a>.

I'm sorry, her tears may have been real, but give sista the Oscar for Best Drama When my Friend Didn't Get Accepted but I Did Award. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYY85US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_8_10v.gif' alt='Awards' border=0></a>

 

[CriTAUcal]

There have been some really weird and special people on this show. Has it always been this way?????
I can't wait to see it next week when they go to New Orleans.

 

[SONNY]

:lol: @ "Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River", he look like he just escaped from G@Y Boot Camp.

"I just like to Dance" Flame ON!!!!! :flamethro



Randy told those Triplets - "You 3 look like overweight Jessica Simpsons" People I WAS ON THE FLOOR.

That lil short GHETTO chick and her mama. I keep trying to tell fools that these young lesbian girls all wanna be like Usher!!!! She came in rapping, Looking a HOT MESSS (but she going to Hollywood though). He mama said she was gonna sell the most out of all the American Idols Yeah Right.

Brian McKnight aka Ricky Smiley lil Brother..................Your family lied to you dawg!!!!!

Only one the repped was Ozzie Smith Jr. (son of Hall of Fame shortstop and St. Louis Cardinal Ozzie Smith). He cranked that Stevie Wonder joint.

 

[Fortitude]

:lol: @ "Rolling, Rolling, Rolling on the River", he look like he just escaped from G@Y Boot Camp. "I just like to Dance" Flame ON!!!!! :flamethro Not G*y boot camp. :lol: He had me rolling too.

That lil short GHETTO chick and her mama. I keep trying to tell fools that these young lesbian girls all wanna be like Usher!!!! She came in rapping, Looking a HOT MESSS (but she going to Hollywood though). He mama said she was gonna sell the most out of all the American Idols Yeah Right. Now, that right there was hilarious! I couldn't understand a word of what she was saying & then we were like, is that a girl or boy. And her mama, well, I guess mother's are biased because when she said that she was gonna outsell ALL previous Idols I was like, "In what country?"

 

[cat daddy]

When I saw that little thug girl my first thought was, DaBrat. She may have some potential, but she needs to lose the braids and the thug chick clothing look.

 

[CriTAUcal]

When I saw that little thug girl my first thought was, DaBrat. She may have some potential, but she needs to lose the braids and the thug chick clothing look.

I agree. She could be a pretty girl.
And was that a Bible her moma was carrying when she was talking in the camera about her baby?

 

[CriTAUcal]

Only one the repped was Ozzie Smith Jr. (son of Hall of Fame shortstop and St. Louis Cardinal Ozzie Smith). He cranked that Stevie Wonder joint.

:nod: Yeah, he was on point!!!! :tup:

 

[SLT]

I'm sorry, her tears may have been real, but give sista the Oscar for Best Drama When my Friend Didn't Get Accepted but I Did Award. <a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008_ZSYYYYYY85US' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/5/5_8_10v.gif' alt='Awards' border=0></a>

"I didn't even come for me!" :bawling:


Soooooo, why did you audition? :retard:

 

[SONNY]

When I saw that little thug girl my first thought was, DaBrat. She may have some potential, but she needs to lose the braids and the thug chick clothing look.

Tell me she dont look Lil Romeo and TheBrat combined. That aint Hollywood material.


Yall see them talk about that lil girl that 16. "you can do voiceovers for cartoons. Like a rat cartoon" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: They were wrong for that!!!!! That set that poor girl up for the okey doke.
The were still talking about that chick when she left.

 

[Warndalyn]

I'm sorry, but St. Louis' talent sucks....I :lmao: all night, while this show was on. What a joke, these people are. I can't believe they actually believe they can sing. :xeye:

and why are ALL the black men on this show gay? :shame:

 

[SONNY]

and why are ALL the black men on this show gay? :shame:

:shame: Like lil girls.

When I saw ole boy with them Blue Dickies :xeye: before I was :lol:
"I just love to dance"


:lol: at the chick in the apple costume that tripped coming in. St. Louis was so funny.

 

[CriTAUcal]

and why are ALL the black men on this show gay? :shame:

That guy in the blue dickies and the other guy, who claimed to be Toni Braxton's cousin from Tues, would probably get along great. :lol:

 

[MACKG]

I didn't know if that was a boy or a girl.

Ozzie Smith's son was good. I hope he goes a long way. That woman with the twiggys in her hair singing Ain't Nobody was pretty good too. But she know she was acting when she was carrying on because her student didn't make it. "I ONLY CAME ON THE SHOW FOR HIM" I didn't see her hugging him consoling him...she was acting for the camera...and packing her bags for Hollywood...LOL

I know people from other countries are like "There sure are a lot of retarded people in America"

When I saw that little thug girl my first thought was, DaBrat. She may have some potential, but she needs to lose the braids and the thug chick clothing look.

 

[SONNY]

That guy in the blue dickies and the other guy, who claimed to be Toni Braxton's cousin from Tues, would probably get along great. :lol:

Tragic. :shame:

 

[SONNY]

did yall see the Overemotial white dude that skipped work to come to St. Louis.

White dude -"I have the look, I have the story, I want to be on this show"

Simon - "You're on it now, but you didnt make it...Goodbye".

ole boy face was CRACKED!!!!!

 

[Warndalyn]

I love Simon...:lmao:

Why did he tell those triplets that they were overweight...someone help me. I holla'd...then, the big black sistah after them was even worser. Randy told her that she could help the triplets out, by eating them. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[SONNY]

I love Simon...:lmao:

Why did he tell those triplets that they were overweight...someone help me. I holla'd...then, the big black sistah after them was even worser. Randy told her that she could help the triplets out, by eating them. :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I damn near passed out when he said that.

that's the sista that grew up in a panic room and talks to mental patients all day. She was cut before she opened her mouth. :lol:

 

[Warndalyn]

I damn near passed out when he said that.

that's the sista that grew up in a panic room and talks to mental patients all day. She was cut before she opened her mouth. :lol:

Then, she's a cannibal...man this show is the bomb. If you really wanna LOL, just tune in.

:lol:

 

[SONNY]

Then, she's a cannibal...man this show is the bomb. If you really wanna LOL, just tune in.

:lol:

HELL YEAH!!!!
She did say she ate human flesh!!!!
If you want a good laugh, fugg BET..............turn it to American Idol auditions. :lol:

 

[ByronW]

What about the dude that did Papa Was a Rolling Stone...

Simon told him..."all five of you can leave now!"

I FELL OUT!

 

[limefree]

The saga of mental illness continues. :retard: :retard: