++ Uhhh, am I kinda sick ++


Makaho 2.0

Makaho 2.0

++ Digital Assassin ++
Uhh, based on the title of this thread, I guess I am, but I saw the finest Midget I have ever seen in my life today. O.K., let me set the story up first...

I was at the gas station in line trying to pay for my gas, and I saw this FINE what I thought was a middle school girl paying for her gas as well. But then I thought....Dammit, it's 2:00, and she paying for gas. WTF?? She turned around and I saw her face and she was a full grown damn woman....yeah, she was a MIDGET, but she was hella fine! I'm talking about ASS for days! And well proportioned ASS at that...I'm talking about Badonkadonk level ASS. lol

And here is the thing, she was wearing some Capri's.....I'm like, WTF?? They make Capri's for Midgets?? I mean like, I know they got Elaine Bryant for women with some extra meat on their bones (I like that by the way)....but where do midgets shop if they got junk in the trunk?

Do they have Applebottoms for midgets? I don't know, but ole girl was working dem Capri's. At first, I felt like a pedophile looking at her ASS, but when I saw that it was a full blown woman, I got aroused. She wasn't one of those Big Headed Midgets, but she was like a minimized Buffie the Body!

I was like uhhh, yo, should you try and holla at the midget and get her digits? But then, I thought about how many times I would get stopped and be suspect of transporting a middle school girl after hours. lol

She was working dem Capri's though!

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LOL. I was more concerned that you were calling what you that was a "middle school" girl FINE. I say you should've gone ahead and stepped to her.
 
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Makaho, was her head flat??? You just mighta passed up on the perfect woman, dude.

Bridgette send help. :lmao:
 
Only you, man, could have this kind of experience and decide to share it with the world!


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Dr. Phreeze said:
Was it that Oprah Midget Mak? I ain't gone lie. She got junk in her trunk...
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ROFLMAO@the Ophrah Midget!!!!:lmao::lmao:

Naw, but imagine her booty a little bigger and looking more like the rapper Trina. Here's the thing, she was rocking mad Bling Bling and she drove off in a Accord....I wonder if she had phone books to see over the dash? lol
 
MikeBigg said:
lmao at Makaho's "shortie"...
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Oklahoma City all over again:lmao:


Do they have Applebottoms for midgets? I don't know, but ole girl was working dem Capri's. At first, I felt like a pedophile looking at her ASS, but when I saw that it was a full blown woman, I got aroused. She wasn't one of those Big Headed Midgets, but she was like a minimized Buffie the Body!
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While you're hitting it missionary, she can pinch your nipples with her toes.:ebrow:
 
Robber said:
Makaho, was her head flat??? You just mighta passed up on the perfect woman, dude.

Bridgette send help. :lmao:
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Naw, she wasn't the flat head kind....yanno the one's where you can keep your drink on top of her head while you get some skull, her hair was laid...I wonder if when she goes to the beauty shop they put that board across the arms of the chair like they do in the barber shop for dem little kids.

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Makaho 2.0 said:
Naw, she wasn't the flat head kind....yanno the one's where you can keep your drink on top of her head while you get some skull, her hair was laid...I wonder if when she goes to the beauty shop they put that board across the arms of the chair like they do in the barber shop for dem little kids.

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Nah, you ain't sick bruh. In the back of my mind is always the fantasy of having a fine midget doing chin-ups on my ......
 
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