++ Uhhh, am I kinda sick ++

[Makaho 2.0]

Nah, you ain't sick bruh. In the back of my mind is always the fantasy of having a fine midget doing chin-ups on my ......

Yanno, that reminds me of this joke....

This guy was asked by a co-worker if his son could take her to the prom since he had a convertible. All expenses would be paid and what not....but, the young lady had no legs. The father asked his son to take her out, and he agreed. They had a great time at the prom and went to dinner afterwards. The girl then asked if they could park up on "make out hill'. The date then said, "I can't take advantage of you like that, you have no legs!" She then told him that she was no virgin and could handle her own. She then told him to park under this one tree that had a lot of tire wear under it and there was this one tree limb just slightly above the top of his convertible. She then took off her panties and started doing chin ups on his dick until he climaxed! Afterwards, he took her back home and dropped her off to her father. As he was leaving, her father said, "Here Son...I'll give you 50 dollars for your troubles!" The date then said...."Sir, I really liked our date, you don't have to pay me anything." They went back and forth a little bit about the 50 dollars and then the father says....
"SON, TAKE THE DAYUMM MONEY THE LAST SOMEB!TCH LEFT HER HANGING ON THAT LIMB!!"

 

[JagHammer]

Yanno, that reminds me of this joke....

This guy was asked by a co-worker if his son could take her to the prom since he had a convertible. All expenses would be paid and what not....but, the young lady had no legs. The father asked his son to take her out, and he agreed. They had a great time at the prom and went to dinner afterwards. The girl then asked if they could park up on "make out hill'. The date then said, "I can't take advantage of you like that, you have no legs!" She then told him that she was no virgin and could handle her own. She then told him to park under this one tree that had a lot of tire wear under it and there was this one tree limb just slightly above the top of his convertible. She then took off her panties and started doing chin ups on his dick until he climaxed! Afterwards, he took her back home and dropped her off to her father. As he was leaving, her father said, "Here Son...I'll give you 50 dollars for your troubles!" The date then said...."Sir, I really liked our date, you don't have to pay me anything." They went back and forth a little bit about the 50 dollars and then the father says....
"SON, TAKE THE DAYUMM MONEY THE LAST SOMEB!TCH LEFT HER HANGING ON THAT LIMB!!"

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:angry:at the father tho...:smh:

 

[juggarnaut91]

Yanno, that reminds me of this joke....

This guy was asked by a co-worker if his son could take her to the prom since he had a convertible. All expenses would be paid and what not....but, the young lady had no legs. The father asked his son to take her out, and he agreed. They had a great time at the prom and went to dinner afterwards. The girl then asked if they could park up on "make out hill'. The date then said, "I can't take advantage of you like that, you have no legs!" She then told him that she was no virgin and could handle her own. She then told him to park under this one tree that had a lot of tire wear under it and there was this one tree limb just slightly above the top of his convertible. She then took off her panties and started doing chin ups on his dick until he climaxed! Afterwards, he took her back home and dropped her off to her father. As he was leaving, her father said, "Here Son...I'll give you 50 dollars for your troubles!" The date then said...."Sir, I really liked our date, you don't have to pay me anything." They went back and forth a little bit about the 50 dollars and then the father says....
"SON, TAKE THE DAYUMM MONEY THE LAST SOMEB!TCH LEFT HER HANGING ON THAT LIMB!!"

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I gotta go put this computer in someone else classroom... cause I spit chocolate milk all over this muddafukka

 

[MZTHANG601]

Naw, she wasn't the flat head kind....yanno the one's where you can keep your drink on top of her head while you get some skull, her hair was laid...I wonder if when she goes to the beauty shop they put that board across the arms of the chair like they do in the barber shop for dem little kids.

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Man you are a mess. I'm sitting here at work ROFLMAO :lmao:. These folks are wondering what in teh world is wrong with me. The shiz you write always hs me cracking up.:rolly:

 

[kellis]

I am at work crying. :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Panther88]

Naw, she wasn't the flat head kind....yanno the one's where you can keep your drink on top of her head while you get some skull, her hair was laid...I wonder if when she goes to the beauty shop they put that board across the arms of the chair like they do in the barber shop for dem little kids.

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[Makaho 2.0]

BTW, I found a pic of that Oprah Midget (Oprah's minime) LOL

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[AAMU Big Dawg]

BTW, I found a pic of that Oprah Midget (Oprah's minime) LOL

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Just wondering, if she gets a runny nose after sex, does that mean she's full?

 

[Seeing Spots]

Do they have Applebottoms for midgets?

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If I was you I would have stepped to her. You could tote her around. :lol:

Just ignant! :lol:

While you're hitting it missionary, she can pinch your nipples with her toes.:ebrow:

What the heyal? :retard: :emlaugh:

Just wondering, if she gets a runny nose after sex, does that mean she's full?

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