"TSPN University" - if TSPN was an actual university, this is how I'd see it lol


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Damned being a sweetie! :slap: :mad: I'm finna' kick this thing up and start some static all up in "TSPN University."

See, this is why JSU*TOI became Panther88's OTHER-OTHER love interest. He loves chocolat and he just couldn't RESIST tasting all up on TOI. :read: In fact, Panther88 was CAUGHT RED-HANDED, or in this case, RED-tongued lol w/ his FACE in betwixt lol Toi's legs by Toi's roommates. :what: :p Panther88's nappy assed beard was just FULL of baldussy juice and such. :smh:

Toi was like this-> :D
Panther88 was like this-> :what: :uhoh: :eek:

Now Panther88 has a reputation for knowing what panocha taste like but he can't tell you a DAMNED thing about how sauerkraut tastes. :emlaugh:

MACKG: The male freak of "TSPN University." :emlaugh: Walks around w/ an advanced phone of NOTHING but SEX videos and panocha clips/pix. lol <b>Eagerly</b> shares them w/ anyone including females. lol He sez it gets them hot and makes them wanna' do it w/ him. lol Was caught freaking the president's administrative assistant in the back corner office's closet. :read:

MightyDog: The PRESIDENT of "TSPN University." Distinguished, intelligent, hard working president that we're all proud to call "prezy." But... prezy got a hitch up in his walk of perfection. :swink: lol Was caught having phone sex on one of those 976 #s. Admin asst overheard him and patched him into Alpha3 and A3 then put it up on the campus-wide PA system. :what: :emlaugh:

I'm about to kick this thing up a notch. We finna' have some relationships forming/cutty buddies and such. :lol:

Mane don't forget, the Prez has a closet full of TSPN University Wind suits and a mini fridge full of Lone Star. :emlaugh:
 
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And I'ma put dat ish on yo azz. Have you walking around mumbling some ish 'bout peppermints, noodles and training bras.... LOL! Just :retard:ed!

Gurl I almost fell out of my chair from laughing so hard. :):lol:

He is coming up with some shiz. Very creative I must say. I'm trying my best to not fall out from reading this "novel."
 
Ahhhhhhh yes.... Phreezey. :bowdown:



kbSU89...One of the campus "twinz." Tall, lanky, conservative, and has a daddy that'll shoot the shiit out of you if you fvck w/ his twin daughters. lol This doesn't stop "her hotness" though. :emlaugh: Was caught riding on a lawnmower w/ a guy from campus-grounds maintenance and gettin' it on @ the fiddy yard line of the football field early one a.m. morning. :lol:

:uhoh: Who'd I miss? :uhoh:

Almost correct,,wrong on conservative:lol::lol:Add: getting caught doing it on the lawnmower on the way to the fiddy:flippy::D:D:D:D
 
Almost correct,,wrong on conservative:lol::lol:Add: getting caught doing it on the lawnmower on the way to the fiddy:flippy::D:D:D:D

This is the reason our accredidation is in doubt! :emlaugh: Y'all gangsta' like that and it's a shame how y'all turned po' lil' innocent carmel_diva out. :emlaugh:
 
ok fool what about the football team and real shyt

We ain't GOT no damned football team lock but we got some football cheerleaders! :confused: We ah all female sports university. :emlaugh: We got volleyball, womenz bball, softball, and gulz tennis. And I'll be damned if we have a coach in sight yet. :lol: Also, we don't have a female track team because *ahem* Panther88 ain't seen't NO female TRACK talent yet. :rolleyes: *mumbling to self*

Mane you betta link up with some Louisiana Creole katts that know someone who could reverse that ISHT :lol:
RRRaaaaaaa, who you got in mind bruh? You in the know on all this stuff? Are you that katt rolling around campus wearing shades @ night talking 'bout it's too bright outside? :confused: Are you that katt rolling 'bout campus that the gulz call da' duhduh man? :confused:

P...

My homeboy 91 will be in the car with the razor blade and a grape swisha.

:pimp:

:emlaugh: Say it ain't so jugga! :lol: Nah. I GOT the position for jugga. lol

Jugga' is the ONLY male cheerleader on the cheerleading squad. lol The fellas used to give him a hard time for being a cheerleader but they've since learned the method behind the madness because they noted that whenever jugga would lift one of them gulz up above his head, he ALWAYS had a smile like this-> :D. And for whatever unknown reason, he'd ALWAYS let the gulz slip and fall down in his lap while his right and left hands went all up they thighs to they cooch and then their hips as he tried to keep them from hitting they head on the ground. lol This phenomena went on for 4 consecutive years of jugga's reign as male cheerleader. :D :emlaugh: I understand why he would cry after he graduated and could no longer be on the squad. :lol:
 
P you forgot womenz track. :nod: :swink: :ebrow:

Warn, Toi, DCG and DCD in dem fitted track suits?? yessir!
 
Jugga' is the ONLY male cheerleader on the cheerleading squad. lol The fellas used to give him a hard time for being a cheerleader but they've since learned the method behind the madness because they noted that whenever jugga would lift one of them gulz up above his head, he ALWAYS had a smile like this-> :D. And for whatever unknown reason, he'd ALWAYS let the gulz slip and fall down in his lap while his right and left hands went all up they thighs to they cooch and then their hips as he tried to keep them from hitting they head on the ground. lol This phenomena went on for 4 consecutive years of jugga's reign as male cheerleader. :D :emlaugh: I understand why he would cry after he graduated and could no longer be on the squad. :lol:

I aint mad either, cause I see where that thumb be when they raise those cheerleaders up above their heads with that one hand stand.
 
P you forgot womenz track. :nod: :swink: :ebrow:

I just wanna see Warn, Toi, DCG and DCD run the 4X100.
LOL. Refresh your browser brah. lol I ain't forgot them. It's just that "TSPN University" ain't got no track talent! :shame:

I aint mad either, cause I see where that thumb be when they raise those cheerleaders up above their heads with that one hand stand.

THAT's it Black! :bowdown:

We need a campus ho. Who that gonna' be? Any volunteers <b>before I start on Act II, Scene III of "TSPN University?"</b> :D
 
:emlaugh: Say it ain't so jugga! :lol: Nah. I GOT the position for jugga. lol

Jugga' is the ONLY male cheerleader on the cheerleading squad. lol The fellas used to give him a hard time for being a cheerleader but they've since learned the method behind the madness because they noted that whenever jugga would lift one of them gulz up above his head, he ALWAYS had a smile like this-> :D. And for whatever unknown reason, he'd ALWAYS let the gulz slip and fall down in his lap while his right and left hands went all up they thighs to they cooch and then their hips as he tried to keep them from hitting they head on the ground. lol This phenomena went on for 4 consecutive years of jugga's reign as male cheerleader. :D :emlaugh: I understand why he would cry after he graduated and could no longer be on the squad. :lol:


:lmao:
 

Stop laughing brah ~snicker~. I'm serious now... kekekekekekekekekekekekeke

I need'jalls help on this question. :|

Real Talk:

A REAL university cannot function w/out one of these.

WE NEED A CAMPUS HO!!! I'm asking KINDLY for a volunteer or two before I start delegating! :slap:

We menfolk can't volunteer because we've already taken and passed the required freshman course called "How to Ho @ TSPN University 101." :D I hear we're gonna' start a masters programme in it next fall. :read: :uhoh: lol
 
Stop laughing brah ~snicker~. I'm serious now... kekekekekekekekekekekekeke

I need'jalls help on this question. :|

Real Talk:

A REAL university cannot function w/out one of these.

WE NEED A CAMPUS HO!!! I'm asking KINDLY for a volunteer or two before I start delegating! :slap:

We menfolk can't volunteer because we've already taken and passed the required freshman course called "How to Ho @ TSPN University 101." :D I hear we're gonna' start a masters programme in it next fall. :read: :uhoh: lol


Po P~ you really need to get on your meds....where is AMBER??????
 
:emlaugh: Say it ain't so jugga! :lol: Nah. I GOT the position for jugga. lol

Jugga' is the ONLY male cheerleader on the cheerleading squad. lol The fellas used to give him a hard time for being a cheerleader but they've since learned the method behind the madness because they noted that whenever jugga would lift one of them gulz up above his head, he ALWAYS had a smile like this-> :D. And for whatever unknown reason, he'd ALWAYS let the gulz slip and fall down in his lap while his right and left hands went all up they thighs to they cooch and then their hips as he tried to keep them from hitting they head on the ground. lol This phenomena went on for 4 consecutive years of jugga's reign as male cheerleader. :D :emlaugh: I understand why he would cry after he graduated and could no longer be on the squad. :lol:

Damn:lol:, Well if I gotta be a cheerleader,I will be the pervert:tup: (and you fellas know why the thumb is up:lol:):clap:
 
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RRRaaaaaaa, who you got in mind bruh? You in the know on all this stuff? Are you that katt rolling around campus wearing shades @ night talking 'bout it's too bright outside? :confused: Are you that katt rolling 'bout campus that the gulz call da' duhduh man? :confused:

Mane Im that country katt... that rolls around campus dark and mysterious....and been known for making females beg to drive STICK:lol::lol::lol:
Especially the girlz that do roots..... Its makes the sexercise more passionate...:argue2::D
 
Do I have to have sex to be a ho? :lol:

No. And let me break this down for everyone. :|

It's a position of power, very respected, and one that carries a lot of authority w/ it too! Who else but the campus ho could speak DIRECTLY w/ the president of the university? Who else but the campus ho could gain the RESPECT and ADMIRATION of EVERY male on campus? Who else but the campus ho could cause "hatahs" to talk about her behind her back? Why do they do this? Because they JEALOUS of the campus ho!!!! :nod: They want what she got! She "allegedly" got some good panocha so every male including the other womenfolk want somma' hur.... She's e-z to talk to... she's down to earth.... she'll help you in EVERY manner possible because she's COOL like that! :bowdown:

GA'DAMMIT 3 CHEERS FOR THE CAMPUS HO!!!! :bowdown:

So Blue, actually, most campus hos ain't really hos. :confused: They were just given that label because some dude got mad cuz he couldn't hit her panocha and she told him "NO!" :| So, he went back to his boys and prolly somma' his gurlz and said "she a ho" but in all factuality, she wasn't a ho, she was being a good girl. :) So, a campus ho is actually... a good girl.

You wanna' be the campus ho? :confused: You are a good girl and the ONLY sausage you've ever had near your lips has had the words "Earl Campbell" and/or "Jimmy Deans" written on the outter plastic wrapper and not "Trojan" or "Magnum" :eek:.

:emlaugh:
 
No. And let me break this down for everyone. :|

It's a position of power, very respected, and one that carries a lot of authority w/ it too! Who else but the campus ho could speak DIRECTLY w/ the president of the university? Who else but the campus ho could gain the RESPECT and ADMIRATION of EVERY male on campus? Who else but the campus ho could cause "hatahs" to talk about her behind her back? Why do they do this? Because they JEALOUS of the campus ho!!!! :nod: They want what she got! She "allegedly" got some good panocha so every male including the other womenfolk want somma' hur.... She's e-z to talk to... she's down to earth.... she'll help you in EVERY manner possible because she's COOL like that! :bowdown:

GA'DAMMIT 3 CHEERS FOR THE CAMPUS HO!!!! :bowdown:

So Blue, actually, most campus hos ain't really hos. :confused: They were just given that label because some dude got mad cuz he couldn't hit her panocha and she told him "NO!" :| So, he went back to his boys and prolly somma' his gurlz and said "she a ho" but in all factuality, she wasn't a ho, she was being a good girl. :) So, a campus ho is actually... a good girl.

You wanna' be the campus ho? :confused: You are a good girl and the ONLY sausage you've ever had near your lips has had the words "Earl Campbell" and/or "Jimmy Deans" written on the outter plastic wrapper and not "Trojan" or "Magnum" :eek:.

:emlaugh:

P you is full of sh it....
 
P you forgot womenz track. :nod: :swink: :ebrow:

Warn, Toi, DCG and DCD in dem fitted track suits?? yessir!

JAX, bruh... DCG, TOI, Warn, and DCD 'nem be wearing them fitted track suits not because they run track lol cuz if they took a flight of stairs, they'd be out of breath from all that yeh-yaw they been smoking @ "TSPN University" ; they be wearing them fitted suits because they like showing off they <b>ASS</b>ets. :D

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P you is full of sh it....

For whatever reason unknown to me, I feel the NEED to write the script for the individual taken in handcuffs for being a pedafilist on the MENFOLK of campus. :|

The trilogy of the campus cougar and our mascot is the olive branch. lol

Keep on hear. Just keep on. :| I got something for yo' ass. Just keep on. :|:lecture:
 
Mane Im that country katt... that rolls around campus dark and mysterious....and been known for making females beg to drive STICK:lol::lol::lol:
Especially the girlz that do roots..... Its makes the sexercise more passionate...:argue2::D

JG! :slap: U almost lost cool points w/ me brah. :slap: When you said you'd <b>"sexercise"</b>, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane I trembled like a ho sattin' on the front pew of the church house. lol NAW MANE!!! WE menfolk of "TSPN University" DO NOT please these womenfolk. :D We give'em 5 GOOD damned minutes of SEX! If they want some mo', dey gotta' go get dem another dude. :read:

You gone fvck around and I'mmo have you in handcuffs w/ MSGSU being escorted off campus by the campus police. :emlaugh:
 
Mane Im that country katt... that rolls around campus dark and mysterious....and been known for making females beg to drive STICK:lol::lol::lol:
Especially the girlz that do roots..... Its makes the sexercise more passionate...:argue2::D

See dats why I aint neva eva eva eva mess wit no gul from Eunice and Mamou.

Especially this one gul from Mamou I met from Youth Encampment. :lol:
 
JG! :slap: U almost lost cool points w/ me brah. :slap: When you said you'd <b>"sexercise"</b>, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane I trembled like a ho sattin' on the front pew of the church house. lol NAW MANE!!! WE menfolk of "TSPN University" DO NOT please these womenfolk. :D We give'em 5 GOOD damned minutes of SEX! If they want some mo', dey gotta' go get dem another dude. :read:

You gone fvck around and I'mmo have you in handcuffs w/ MSGSU being escorted off campus by the campus police. :emlaugh:

I gotta get my Daily Work P...:D
If campus police is womenfolk... Im sure Ill be able to work something out...:lol:... They talkin bout Ohhhhh You dat kuntry "AFFA" boy hunh...:flippy:
 
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