The Book of Smack...
Chapter 5 : Verse 7-11
7: Thine shall know thine own limits, or thyself, and thine bretheren, shall have the wrath of thine enemies upon you.
8: And the masses of people shall post LOL, LMAO, and Suge will LOL like Pison, and ye shall be embarassed.
9: And if thy weak smack is worser than all smack of the pass, ye will hear the masses cry 'Thine post is not going how thy requested"
10 : Yet if ye continue to try and resist thy punishment, the smack masters shall smite the with all powers within their grasp.
11 : And ye shall live in infamy, the smack hall of fame, and awards will be won at thine expense
Suge "Smacking Machine" KNupe