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BulldogM.Ed.23 said:
in that same restaurant, I think the waiter asks fred what he wants to eat.
fred replies with something like "oxtails, hamhocks, rice & gravy..."
:lmao:
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in that same restaurant, I think the waiter asks fred what he wants to eat.
fred replies with something like "oxtails, hamhocks, rice & gravy..."
:lmao:
Dr. Phreeze
It is I...Yes it is...
Lamont name change.
Fred and Lamont Goes to Hawaii.
Grady Got the Munchkins (too funny)
Fred and Lamont Goes to Hawaii.
Grady Got the Munchkins (too funny)
*sigh*
Ya'll are so wrong for bringing this thread back up.... :bawling: I was trying to give it up.
Oh well, here goes..
When Grip found out it was Esther's room he sneaked into that night instead of Elizabeth's.
Fred: "Grip, I was mad at you, I really was, but now I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you because you don't know the difference between a woman and a crocodile!" :lol:
Ya'll are so wrong for bringing this thread back up.... :bawling: I was trying to give it up.
Oh well, here goes..
When Grip found out it was Esther's room he sneaked into that night instead of Elizabeth's.
Fred: "Grip, I was mad at you, I really was, but now I feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for you because you don't know the difference between a woman and a crocodile!" :lol:
SLT, mark me down as guilty too.
Excerpts from the funeral episode:
Lamont: "Skillet show me that soft shoe that you're supposedly famous for?"
Skillet: "You don't know nuttin about this young fella"
Skillet (while dancing)....de boop...de boop.de booby de booby de doop....
Grady: Wham, bam, bre bop, bam, I can do it yes I can
Lamont: "Ok ladies right here you have Slick Skillet, over there is Big Boy Bubba, this is Shady Grady, right here is Luck Le.Roy, and here's the ring leader, Ready Freddie."
NICE
Excerpts from the funeral episode:
Lamont: "Skillet show me that soft shoe that you're supposedly famous for?"
Skillet: "You don't know nuttin about this young fella"
Skillet (while dancing)....de boop...de boop.de booby de booby de doop....
Grady: Wham, bam, bre bop, bam, I can do it yes I can
Lamont: "Ok ladies right here you have Slick Skillet, over there is Big Boy Bubba, this is Shady Grady, right here is Luck Le.Roy, and here's the ring leader, Ready Freddie."
NICE
Fred: What? Junior Cooper dead!
Fred: Ready Freddy's gonna be "Sensible Sanford!"
Lamont: (singing) The old grey dudes they ain't what they used to be!
Bubba: (to Esther) What do you know about the Mortician's digest?
Fred: She posed for the centerfold!
Fred: (to Esther) I could put some tracing paper over your head and draw me a moose face!
Esther: The Bible say's "Be not drunk with wine!"
Fred: What does it say about scotch? :lmao:
Fred: Ready Freddy's gonna be "Sensible Sanford!"
Lamont: (singing) The old grey dudes they ain't what they used to be!
Bubba: (to Esther) What do you know about the Mortician's digest?
Fred: She posed for the centerfold!
Fred: (to Esther) I could put some tracing paper over your head and draw me a moose face!
Esther: The Bible say's "Be not drunk with wine!"
Fred: What does it say about scotch? :lmao:
Robber
Consigliere
Hawaii episode:
Fred: Bring me 2 mai tai's
Waitress: And for you?
Lamont: I'll just have one of his.
Fred: You can't have one of my mai tais, be cause they are my mai tais. If you had one of my mai tais, it would be a your tai. You need to get your own tai. Bring him a his tai.
Fred returns from St. Louis:
Esther: Fred Sanford, you're just a messy fool.
Fred: And you're just a sessy pool.
Esther walks in and turns TV off
Fred: What you doing turning my television off?
Esther: This is the Lord's day, Fred Sanford.
Fred: No it ain't. This is Sunday. The day I watch NFL action on TV. And let me tell you something, if you don't get from in front my TV, there's going to be some action in this front room.
Fred: Bring me 2 mai tai's
Waitress: And for you?
Lamont: I'll just have one of his.
Fred: You can't have one of my mai tais, be cause they are my mai tais. If you had one of my mai tais, it would be a your tai. You need to get your own tai. Bring him a his tai.
Fred returns from St. Louis:
Esther: Fred Sanford, you're just a messy fool.
Fred: And you're just a sessy pool.
Esther walks in and turns TV off
Fred: What you doing turning my television off?
Esther: This is the Lord's day, Fred Sanford.
Fred: No it ain't. This is Sunday. The day I watch NFL action on TV. And let me tell you something, if you don't get from in front my TV, there's going to be some action in this front room.
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
damn, I'm just going thru this thread and I'm ROTFLMAO!!!!!!
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
keep 'em coming
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:
keep 'em coming
Fred: Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
Lamont: Pop, why don't you act your age instead of your shoe size.
Fred: Son, if you don't stop talkin' to me like that, you'll feel my shoe size.
Julio: Mr. Sanford! Buenos Dias, huh?
Fred: And beans and disease to you, too!
Fred: Listen sister.
Lamont: Look, stay out of this pop!
Fred: No, I ain't gonna stand in the way! I ain't gonna let this liver-lip broad insult you!
Fred: I'm gonna get my bud-nipper and start nippin' some bud!
Lamont: Pop, why don't you act your age instead of your shoe size.
Fred: Son, if you don't stop talkin' to me like that, you'll feel my shoe size.
Julio: Mr. Sanford! Buenos Dias, huh?
Fred: And beans and disease to you, too!
Fred: Listen sister.
Lamont: Look, stay out of this pop!
Fred: No, I ain't gonna stand in the way! I ain't gonna let this liver-lip broad insult you!
Fred: I'm gonna get my bud-nipper and start nippin' some bud!
mighty hornet
The HMIC!!
:lol::lol:Ice Man said:
That one was on last night.
the other one I saw last night was when Lamont had to go to traffic court. When the judge asked Lamont if he had a lawyer, Fred stood up and said he was it. Then Fred asked the cop who gave Lamont the ticket, "What you got against black drivers?"
:lmao::lmao::lmao: