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SLT said:D-Nice,
I believe you and I could go on Jeopardy and win! Especially if the whole show was about Sanford and Son! :lol: :tup:
Remember when Lamont got stood up at the altar and his uncle was talking to him.
"I said to myself, I bet he feels like a real dummy standing up there. Cause that what you looked like son, a real dummy." :lol:
D-NICE said:He had hip replacement surgery 2 weeks ago, and I called the hospital to see how he was doing, but he was so doped up on morphine that I couldn't understand what he was babbling about. So when he got out of the hospital, and in his right mind, I told him "I bet you looked like a real dummy, babbling to the nurses, and doctors, cuz that what you sounded like, a real dummy." Of course, I got cursed out, but we had a good laugh over it.
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D-NICE said:"You gon do what? I wish y'all try to cut my phone off, I'd hang my foot up ya.......hello???
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JagBR said:Fred was very jealous of Donna's patient who had a crush on her. Lamont goes," He's the LAME with the DAME, and you're the CHUMP with the RUMP".
D-NICE said:Man you stole that right off of my fingertips.
SLT, I think it's time to stop, I've been thinking about S&S one liners all morning, "You ol fish eyed fool.":winkgrin:
Big T, sorry bruh, but I've been laughing just thinking about the funny stuff that was said on that show.
Fred talking to Lamont, in the pool table episode: "I can't afford to keep feeding them big bellies.....Skillet comes into the kitchen, and get's the broom to use some straw for a toothpick......Oh no Lamont, now they're eating my broom."
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D-NICE said:SLT, I think it's time to stop, I've been thinking about S&S one liners all morning, "You ol fish eyed fool.":winkgrin:
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Ice Man said:Fred: Goodbye, dear
Aunt Esther: Oh, you called me dear.
Fred: Why shouldn't I call you DEER? You look like Bambi's father!
BulldogM.Ed.23 said:man I could be all day with favorite episodes..........