JROCK
Preeminent
1) Puke View-After defeating NCCU and Country Grambling, these dummies thought they would finally win the SWAC West. The tertiary SWAC West mental midget program will again look at the two Louisiana teams dual for yet another bid to the SCG. With the SWAC West on the line, these dummies got thumped 38-0 and couldn't manage a single solitary point.
2) Texas Sorry-This Big and Pitiful program get the title of runner up and once again have the most pathetic fan base in the SWAC. The Texas Valley of the West pays their pimping preacher of a coach a whopping $300K to lead their congregation and can't even beat PVU to be the best dummy.
3) Bama State-After winning their Super Bowl game in September against their Daddy Skegee, these dummies made jackson state look like a school yard bully and got smacked around by AAMU in front of over 60K fans. What a shame a brand new stadium overseeing I-85 don't translate into championships.
Honorable Mentions- UAPB went to South Dakota and gave up 90 "pernts" but took Country Grambling into overtime which kept them out of the top 3.
MVSU- The Delta Dummies slipped by UAPB in OT but had the unmitigated gall to broadcast their Molly Whopping beat downs over the internet.
2) Texas Sorry-This Big and Pitiful program get the title of runner up and once again have the most pathetic fan base in the SWAC. The Texas Valley of the West pays their pimping preacher of a coach a whopping $300K to lead their congregation and can't even beat PVU to be the best dummy.
3) Bama State-After winning their Super Bowl game in September against their Daddy Skegee, these dummies made jackson state look like a school yard bully and got smacked around by AAMU in front of over 60K fans. What a shame a brand new stadium overseeing I-85 don't translate into championships.
Honorable Mentions- UAPB went to South Dakota and gave up 90 "pernts" but took Country Grambling into overtime which kept them out of the top 3.
MVSU- The Delta Dummies slipped by UAPB in OT but had the unmitigated gall to broadcast their Molly Whopping beat downs over the internet.
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