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SUPAKAT69
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And the "hits" just keep on coming!!
After my last segmet, I recieved some threatening mail from Urange-sickle, saying that a black car was coming to get me, and me and my bandmates better watch our backs, and blah, blah, blah.
Page can I ask you something.........is it that serious???
For real, initially I started talking about "Ms. Urangeman" a couple of months ago when this dude talked about my son.....now smack is one thing (well ya'll know the rest!!!)
I think Urangeman is just mad because he has a "burning question" that need to be answered.......so without further ado.........
<marquee><font size =2>S.P. Productions "Patertinity Tests"!!!!</marquee></font>
SUPA: That's right folks.......today on this post we're conductiong a paternity test to find out who Urangeman's father is!!!
~crowd goes wild~ SUPA, SUPA!!!!
SUPA: O.k. folks....enough of the smalltalk, let's brang out our first guest.........Ms. Urangeman!!!
Crowd: Mighty Blow!!! Might Blow!!!!
Ms. Urangeman: Thank you Supa....this has been a question that has been burning in our minds for the past 20 years. I think that my son has the right to know.........:bawling:
SUPA: Do you have an idea of who it may be???
Ms. Urangeman: Well I have a list.......(hands it to Supa)
SUPA: Wtf!!! Dayum Woman, you get around eh??? Oh well let's bring out our guests......audience say hello to.......
-The Artist formerly known as......, Ned the Whino, President Clinton aannnnd......Jasper the goat herder and his goat Jangles!!!
All of the fellas come out....sit on the stage. Supa holds up an evelope.
SUPA: Now fellas.....in this envelope we have the test results. Before we open them, what are your last comments before you find out??? Pri.....I mean "Artist" you first......
~Artist~: (In a soft high voice) Well I first met my "urangepassion" on the purple rain tour.....I wrote a song about her.......~ahem~
~Don't ya'll see.........She's got mightest jaws in the world........She'll do man, animal, or a girl.......!!! ~
SUPA: Uh.......o....k, well uh Ned the Whino, what about you???
~zzzzzzzzzzzz~ :sleeping: Ned the Whino had to much wild Irish Rose and has passed out........!!!
SUPA: What about you President Clinton???
Pres. Clinton: It couldn't me mines son......I don't recollect her ever swallowing.........!!!
SUPA: Mane, tell that ish to the jury!!! What about you Jasper???
Jasper the Goat Trainer: I'm uh, here to show you my amazing talking goat Jangles!!!!
Jangles: (makes a goat sound) Maaaaaaaaaaaa~~!!!
SUPA: Now for the moment we've all been waiting for........
Opens envelope.............jaw drops to the floor!!!! :eek2:
SUPA: This can't be.......Urangeman's father is........
~crowd is silent~...........
JANGLES THE GOAT!!!!
Ms. Urangeman runs off the stage sobbing........ :bawling:
And Jangles kicks back, winks at the audience, and sparks up a cigerette........!!! :goof:
~crowd passes out~!!!! :splat:
More to come, stay tuned!!!
After my last segmet, I recieved some threatening mail from Urange-sickle, saying that a black car was coming to get me, and me and my bandmates better watch our backs, and blah, blah, blah.
Page can I ask you something.........is it that serious???
For real, initially I started talking about "Ms. Urangeman" a couple of months ago when this dude talked about my son.....now smack is one thing (well ya'll know the rest!!!)
I think Urangeman is just mad because he has a "burning question" that need to be answered.......so without further ado.........
<marquee><font size =2>S.P. Productions "Patertinity Tests"!!!!</marquee></font>
SUPA: That's right folks.......today on this post we're conductiong a paternity test to find out who Urangeman's father is!!!
~crowd goes wild~ SUPA, SUPA!!!!
SUPA: O.k. folks....enough of the smalltalk, let's brang out our first guest.........Ms. Urangeman!!!
Crowd: Mighty Blow!!! Might Blow!!!!
Ms. Urangeman: Thank you Supa....this has been a question that has been burning in our minds for the past 20 years. I think that my son has the right to know.........:bawling:
SUPA: Do you have an idea of who it may be???
Ms. Urangeman: Well I have a list.......(hands it to Supa)
SUPA: Wtf!!! Dayum Woman, you get around eh??? Oh well let's bring out our guests......audience say hello to.......
-The Artist formerly known as......, Ned the Whino, President Clinton aannnnd......Jasper the goat herder and his goat Jangles!!!
All of the fellas come out....sit on the stage. Supa holds up an evelope.
SUPA: Now fellas.....in this envelope we have the test results. Before we open them, what are your last comments before you find out??? Pri.....I mean "Artist" you first......
~Artist~: (In a soft high voice) Well I first met my "urangepassion" on the purple rain tour.....I wrote a song about her.......~ahem~
~Don't ya'll see.........She's got mightest jaws in the world........She'll do man, animal, or a girl.......!!! ~
SUPA: Uh.......o....k, well uh Ned the Whino, what about you???
~zzzzzzzzzzzz~ :sleeping: Ned the Whino had to much wild Irish Rose and has passed out........!!!
SUPA: What about you President Clinton???
Pres. Clinton: It couldn't me mines son......I don't recollect her ever swallowing.........!!!
SUPA: Mane, tell that ish to the jury!!! What about you Jasper???
Jasper the Goat Trainer: I'm uh, here to show you my amazing talking goat Jangles!!!!
Jangles: (makes a goat sound) Maaaaaaaaaaaa~~!!!
SUPA: Now for the moment we've all been waiting for........
Opens envelope.............jaw drops to the floor!!!! :eek2:
SUPA: This can't be.......Urangeman's father is........
~crowd is silent~...........
JANGLES THE GOAT!!!!
Ms. Urangeman runs off the stage sobbing........ :bawling:
And Jangles kicks back, winks at the audience, and sparks up a cigerette........!!! :goof:
~crowd passes out~!!!! :splat:
More to come, stay tuned!!!