Originally posted by SU Jag 79
I'll take that splinter rather than the foot your team got on the Hill last year. See, going back and forth with you is fine. It does nothing for me personally, but seeing y'all try to explain last year is priceless. See, your pictures may have nice catch phrases or whatever and talking about pictures and other stuff may get you laughs,
<font color=red>(uhhhh...that's what good smack IS, sir)</font>
but the only thing that will matter after all of this is which foot did your team take it with this year.
You see, Splinter...you're learnin' a little something...
Smack tip #42:
"If your smack smells like open azz, ALWAYS resort back to scoreboard!"
Aye...no one can argue against scoreboard.
But you gotta be careful though...scoreboard won't always get you through.
Ol' Dirty Grambling won the SWAC, but look what happened to
Dr. Sweet Tea when he was haphazardly attempting to smack.
I don't want that to happen to you, Splinty....you gots spunk and potential!
Take that potential to
SMACKING SUMMER SCHOOL!!!
No, being here a long time, like you have, means nothing. It's what happens while you are here. Since I've been here, Southern owns two victories over Normal State. The only garbage around here is that group you call a football team. Please, when your squad can come with something other than speed bump for a secondary, call me.
Right again, man! It doesn't matter about the quantity of time on here...but the QUALITY of time.
Let's take YOU versus MikeBigg(formerly known as Big Mike)
I do believe that you came along waaay before he did...but he has earned "smack respect" from the other smackers.
You were correct, but I think you shot yourself in the head with that one...
Oh yeah, don't forget this little tidbit...
Smack tip #46:
"Having scoreboard, but relying on scoreboard as ONLY form of smack causes one's ability to be looked on as 'weak' by rest of the Fold..."
Just be careful, man....
If you quit tryin' to be hard and just take yo azz to school, you'd leard all this necessary stuff!
Splinter...you're alright with me!