I am so happy the Lord does not answer all prayers.
Don't get on you knees around here, because your prayers will not go any further than the top of your head.
Things Robber and Getready will pray about:
Lord don't let Strawdawg see me crying.
Lord don't let Trudawg see me pop the on the new spam can.
Lord don't let NT see me trying to slip into the stadium.
Lord don't let Mike attend the game.
Lord don't let TP post during the week of the AAMU/JSU Game.
Lord don't let the lights on my mudflaps go out.
Lord don't allow all the oil to drain out of my car before the game is over.
Lord don't, whatever you do, if you don't support Hughes in whipping AAMU, please Lord don't allow MD be changed from the pillar of salt until we get back on I565.