Favorite Movie Quotes !!!


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<i>"Some futhermuckers are so blind they can't see a good thing when it's staring them in the face. So, why don't you just lift your black arse off the ledge then. Yuck fou!!!"

"Now Marcus. I heard some girl has gone and got your puddin' whipped. See, you've got to reverse it! Don't be puddin' whipped. Whip that puddin'! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!!!!"</i>
 
I have a few!!

"Virgil Tibbs........Just what kind of name is that for a ni**a' boy
Just what do they call you up there in Philadelphia boy....??

[Sidney Poitier responds]....THEY CALL ME MISTER TIBBS!!!!"
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"You didn't land on Plymouth Rock........
Plymouth Rock landed on you"
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"You want the truth............??
You can't handle the Truth"

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"You want me on that wall.........
You need me on that wall!!"

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"Young Cathey, how are you..........and how is your father?
I knew your father well when were stationed together......
I haven't seen him in a while how is he doing these days??
(Lt. Cathey)....My father has been dead 7 years Sir........
(Jack Nick after pausing for a moment)
.............Don't I feel like the yucking idiot??"

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" Don't worry son I'm not going to hit you.........
.............I'm not going to hit you.........

To Hell I'm not........POW!!!!"
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" What we have here........ is a failure to communicate"
"Now Luke,...... you got to get your mind right....
"I 've got to get my mind right Cap'N"
 

Here's a few....

"Tattaglia's a pimp. He never coulda outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day, that it was Barzini all along."

Don Vito Corleone - The Godfather


"Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-wan has taught you well. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! Only your hatred can destroy me!"

Darth Vader - The Empire Strikes Back



"Next time you see grown folks talkin', shut da ph_ck up, hea???"

Goldie - The Mack


"...Now Shutdafucup, roll the dice, then go home and brush that tooth!"

Sugar Ray - Harlem Nights


"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss from her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it...ONE."

Seth (Nicolas Cage) - City of Angels

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"What, what you tryin ta help Ike...you tryin ta help Ike"
"Yeah you sorry..the sorriest Mothaphuka I done seen"
"I aint for yo sh_t today IKE"
"She can go...she can go but the name stays home..the name stays home"


"Get yo sh_t...get yo sh_t and get out..."
Bernadine from Waiting to Exhale right before she torched ole boys BMW....

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Happy Gilmore
- You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.

Clerks
- People say crazy sh*t during sex. One time, I called this girl "Mom".

- It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

- You get me slapped with a fine, you argue with the customers and I have to patch everything up, you get us thrown out of a funeral by violating the corpse, and then to top it off, you ruin my relationship. I mean, what's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

The Usual Suspects
- How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

- The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.

- And like that [POOF] he's gone.
 
,,, oooooh myyyyy,,, dis thread could go 4ever!

Two come to mind that are forever burned in my head:

",, how come yall college mutha-fu**az thank yall run everythang? you come here year after year,,, and we cain't get jobz cause of YOU!"

Samuel L. Jackson as,,, some college town local in School Daze



This exchange/movie may be before most of your times, but Smokey & the Bandit(Jackie Gleason) is a classic for the ages!

"This is sheriff Branford of Deason County Arkansas; did you say you were a sheriff Justice,, of TEXAS?"(black sheriff, using proper english and talking very correctly like most black officials in the job for the first time in the 70s)

"DAS A BIG 10-4!! DIS IS SHERIFF BEAUFORD T. JUSTICE, OF TEXAS!!!"(Jackie Gleason, sounding like your typical Texas/southern redneck 70s sheriff)

"we are aprised of the situation and are taking appropriate action,,, you do know of coarse that you are out of your jurisdiction, I suggest you let my department handle this."(black sheriff)

",,,,,,,,,,, das veri comfortin,,,, BUT I'M IN HIGH SPEED PUhSUIT! CAIN'T-CHU HEAR GOOD??!!"(Jackie Gleason)

",,,, I hear perfectly. the fact that you are sherriff is not germane to the situation."(black sheriff)

"???!!!! DA GOD-DAMN GERMANS GOT NUTHIN TA DOOOOO WITH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"(Jackie Gleason):D :p :p

Sheriff Beauford T. Justice (Jackie Gleason), & unknown black sheriff actor in Smokey & the Bandit

It was said that Jackie Gleason, Burt Reynolds and the cast improvised many scenes in this movie. I believe that scene and the scene with the local necks stripping the abandoned car was one of them!
 
Bond Movies

James Bond: THE NAME IS BOND, JAMES BOND!

James Bond: SHAKENED NOT STIRRED!

Goldfinger and Bond

Bond: YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK? Goldfinger: NO MR BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO DIE!!!!!!!!

Bond and Ms Galore

Bond: WHO ARE YOU? Galore: MY NAME IS ***** GALORE. Bond: I MUST BE DREAMING!
 
Re: Movies!!

Originally posted by Suge
"Dying ain't much of a living boy..."

Clint Eastwood
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Yeah Suge, probably my all time favorite...Some others:

"What we got here is a failure to communicate...I can be kind and gentle. Or I can be one mean sum*****" -- Strother Martin in Cool Hand Luke

" Be Cool Harve!" ...Sidney Portier in Heat of the Night (jail house scene when inmate makes a threathening move in Tibb's direction)

"Badges?, We aint got no badges, we don't need no stinking badges"...Unknown Mexican actor in the movie Sierra Madre

"I'm getting too old for this isht"...Danny Glover in the movie Lethal Weapon

" You gonna pull them pistol or whistle Dixie"...Clint Eastwood in
Outlaw Josey Wales

" If you miss my friend, you better miss very well. Cuz the man who double crosses TooCo and let me live...(chuckle), Well he knows nothing bout TooCo"...Eli Wallach (The Good, The Bad, The Ugly)
 
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)

"Well Punk, do you feel lucky?"

(Dirty Harry Sequel)

"Go ahead, make my day!"

Who FRAMED ROGER RABBIT

A female character said: "Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
 
"Hey Big Mama!!"
"Lord, Lord, Lord!!!" (waits) <b>"Dayum you fine!!"</b>
(Martin Lawrence, Big Mama's House)

"Miles, you lied to me. You told me you were a banker."
"No, I said bank robber!! See sometimes I stutter."
(Martin Lawrence, Blue Streak)


"I don't know why they named that boy Bilal. Know they from Cleveland!!"
(Robin Harris, House Party)


"Nikki, the (garden tool) of babylon!!!"
(Eddie Murphy, Vampire in Brooklynn)
 
"Hey, let me speak to your momma... Hey, I ain't never coming home. Take it easy."

Danny Aiello after being turned out by Lela "Sunshine" Rashone(sp) in "Harlem Nights"


"Watch out Quick, ya ph--kin with a heavyweight!"

Redd Foxx to Eddie Murphy about Della Reese in "Harlem Nights"


"Debo! He knocked you the Ph--k Out! MAAAAANNN!"

Chris Tucker in "Friday"
 
I wish I could remember them all............

Originally posted by Ntelekt



"Next time you see grown folks talkin', shut da ph_ck up, hea???"

Goldie - The Mack

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Uhh, that was said by Pretty Tony :)



Yeah, that's right, chew those ropes !! Bite it like a monkey !!

Chris Tucker in Rush Hour 2
 
Re: I wish I could remember them all............

Originally posted by phatback


Uhh, that was said by Pretty Tony :)
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I don't know, man...I coulda sworn he was TALKING to Pretty Tony, but oh well...I might be wrong. :p :)
 

Originally posted by saniyya
Happy Gilmore
- You could trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up.
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I love that one!!! :emlaugh:


My favorite:
Smokey: You got knocked da hell out!!!!!

Debo: You won't some old man, huh??!!??

Reynaldo Rey: ......*points fingers*No! *To his son* I done told you about comin' round heah (here) messin' wit these people boy!!!
 
A Few of My Favorites

From Lean on Me
Contrary to popular belief, i'm still the Head Ni@@a in Charge!!!


From Tombstone
I'll be your huckleberry.


Driving Ms. Daisy
I'm trying to drive you to tha sto' Ms. Daizy!
 
"How do you feel about yourself now, stupid futhamucka? You coulda had some yussp."

Angela/Salli Richardson's character talking to Sonny/Charles S. Dutton, after she killed him in "A Low Down Dirty Shame"


"Your momma suck so much kcid, the beyootch walks on her knees!"

D.L. Hughley talking to Tamala Jones in "The Brothers"


"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die"

Jim Kelly in "Black Belt Jones"


"At your funeral, I'm just gon bust up in the futhamucka, and go The Up pa Roooom!"

Ray/Eddie Murphy talking to Claude/Martin Lawrence in "LIFE"

NICE
 
Let me try.........

"You need people like me, so you can point your finger and say 'Hey there goes the bad guy' "

Tony Montana in Scarface


"Am I black enough for ya"

Rev. Deak O'Mally, Cotton comes to Harlem

"Go on jump boy, jump. You wanna die don't ya. You smoke crack don't ya boy. You know what it does to you.........it kills ya brain cells. So if you wanna kill yourself, don't ufck around with it do it expeditiously."



Joe Clark(aka Crazy Joe, Batman), Lean on Me
 
Gene Wilder: Oh Boys! Look what I got.
Cleavon Little: Where De white wimmin' at?
Blazing Saddles

Mr. Taggert, you use your tongue prettier than a two dollar whore.
Blazing Saddles


"This is a bidness Junior! You ain't to far gone to see that!
Billy to The Kid in Purple Rain

Gimmie the keys, I'll drive.
Weird Science
 
Female Character: "You can't just let her suffer, you gotta help her, in the name of God man what choice do you have?"


Paul Newman: "Don't Help"

From the Western Movie...."Hombre"
 
What we have here is a failure to communicate (Cool Hand Luke )

"We're going to need a bigger boat" (Chief Brody, Jaws)

Senator, my offer is this: nothing. Not even the price of the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally. (The Godfather)

Inspector Todd: Don't think, Axel! It makes my dick itch! (Beverly Hill Cops II)

Slammer: Well, what makes you think you can be a black hero?
Jack Spade: I'm an ex-football player! (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)

Willie: I heard you screaming all the way down the alley. Leonard: I wasn't screaming! Alright? Willie: Yes you was. Leonard: I said I wasn't screaming! I was whistling! Willie: You was what? Leonard: I was whistling for you! Willie: You was whistling, "Willie, help, get this ***** off of me"? (I'm Gonna Git You Sucka)

Prince Akeem: I want a woman that will arouse my intellect as well as my loins. (Coming to America)

Bather: The royal penis is clean, your highness. (Coming to America)
 
This is not really a quote but I like it anyway:

Adam Sandler in the Wedding Singer:

*singing loudly* "But it was all bulls***!! It was all a got dayum joke!! And when I think of you Linda, I hope u f***ing choke!!"
*singing softly* "I hope you're glad at what you've done to me, I lie in bed all day long feeling melancholy"
*singing loudly* "Somebody kill me please, I'm beggin on my knees pretty pretty please, put a bullet in my heeeaaadddd!"

That kills me everytime!! LMAO!!
 
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