Calling All Spoons


[size=4.5]Fellas, I have been made to see the error of my ways...[/size]

Favorite Quote: "If you wasn't born with it you can do with out it."



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Born: Clarksdale, Mississippi 1931

Book Release: Bio,"Takin Back My Name" 1998.

Favorite Motto: "A man with courage is a Majority."
 
Re: Fellow Spoons...

Originally posted by AAMU Big Dawg
This is no lie, no smack, no game. It is the truth. I touched IKE. He had on a Yellow outfit made for pimp slapping. I saw the knuckles that made a star out of Annie Mae. And I heard the voice that asked the world, "You trying the help IKE?"

I had the power of millions of spoons flowing in my blood. I saw Christine Agularra(sp) later that night, and asked her who told her she was cute. I had the power of IKE in me.
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You know...something is wrong with all of y'all...
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I'm now a reformed man...Just like Ike is prospering without Annie Mae, I'm gonna kick "ole girl" and her milk bottles out the house as soon as I get home. As a matter of fact, I might just send some of you puddins over there and clean her isht out before I make it home.

BTW...A couple of yall ice down a case of Coors Light and fix some sammiches. I might invite Nice, Suge, and the rest of the Spoons over to watch the Yankees kick "Nagasaki" and the rest of those Mariner's azzes!
 
TSPN's jumpin' again...

This is "off da hook" week for small talk.


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A&M Big Dawg well said, you damn near bought tears to my eyes. That was beautiful man, just phuggin poetic.

Mike/Trick Bigg, I'm not sold on you turning over a new leaf just like that, I know AAMBD's words spoke volumes, and if I wasn't a believer he would've had me sold, but there are too many women coming at you making demands. Demands! Demands from a woman! Are you crazy?

Bigg, it's time to redeem yourself, and I'm talking in a big way. Make these puddin's know you mean bidness, gettin' rid of the milkman is not enough, hell now you have the beer man coming around.

Handle your bidness, and make all of us proud. Take a look at Ike in the pimping squat, you think you can squat like that being a Trick Daddy? I'll answer that for you. HEEEELLLLL NO!

Your own Frat, Alconite 86, tried to warn you yesterday that you were slipping, and what did you do? Just kept on tricking. Man, I had a hard time sleeping last night, knowing a man such as yourself, a Que Dog to top it off, reduced to begging. Bigg, I'm getting a headache just thinking about it.

Fix it, and fast, before I phug around, and have to have a labotomy.

NICE
 
Nice,

From one Spoon to another...CFUK YOU! You can stop with the hating. These ladies just love my smooth azz ways and 1minute of pleasure style. I ain't changing, just modifying and refining these skillz.

Hey Suge, Thanks for the Beer dude. The chick driving the beer truck said you had one of your PROS send that over. Said something about this being part of her initiation into your harem. For a "nupey" you're alright!
 
Mike Bigg, who's hating? It's impossible to hate on a trick, afterall, your tricking ways did get me my beema, so get the hate thoughts out of your wrinkled scalp.

I'm simply trying to stop you from going broke, and giving these women false courage, and dreams. Don't you know the only thing women like that's old is money?

The Pres O dent is out of town, and being the Spoons Chief Of Staff, it's my responisibility to stop old geezers like yourself. I know the Viagra has given you hope, and it's been a while since you've been in the game. But dayum brother, this tricking tshi has got to stop, and now.

As far as smooth, man please. Didn't the Pres O Dent tell you last week, when I'm in town, the women come out. If that's not smooth, I don't know what is. He also told you, what happens when I wear white. Take heed old timer, the game has changed.

MB, this is tough love, not hate. It's all love baby.

NICE
 
Nice, the next time Old Trick Daddy Mike ventures into the Metro DC area, lets take him to the "Skylark" and "Penthouse" or this new joint off Old Branch Ave in Camp Springs and let him cool his heels. After watching the "Washington Sports Teams" (male and female) spend their loot on dem strippers babes, he will rethink what he as done.


We cannot allow Mike to Set Us (Spoons) back another 10 years. We worked too damn hard for the shcnit to happen.
 
OH My.............

Originally posted by MikeBigg
Bruhs,

Just now logging in. I'm just getting back from downtown due to some domestic issues. After learning out the bullisht that's been going down, I went home yesterday and gave the ole lady a good azz whipping. I think she realizes the error of her ways.
Can you imagine cheating on me just to get milk. Apparently she's learn her lesson cuz when I was leaving this morning the Coors Lite truck was heading toward the subdivision.

Don't yall get carried away with the hating on my relationship with TSPN honeys. So what if I give it to them absolutely free...that's only the first time. Once they have a chance to experience these skillz, then I start collecting my fees.

86, don't be starting no isht bout no wood. I still got my paddle too ya dig! I ain't worried about no weak wristed Suge Nupe and his candy cane tapping azz. He don't wanna get no drama going...he knows better than to ckuf with a nucka off La Hwy 15!
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You did not say 'Hwy 15???' Oh my, not my favorite spots but I have 'folks' all along Hwy 15! What's up!!!??? Ever heard of Sugar Hill?? Miami Jag, don't need any 'smack' from you!!!!
 
Mike, ignore those other spoons. Just hating on a big sexy azz old ugly brother like yourself.

We luv ya and appreciate you.

I got Coors, Colt 45, Odours, Ripple, Mad Dog, and 250% moonshine straight from my backyard still. I put it all on ice for you.

Dump them other heifers and get over here! ;)
 
BC,

Have you ever heard of The TWO MILE INN. It was in the papers every dayum week. Whenever there was a stabbing, the ambulance would let it idle for about 15 minutes to keep from having to turn around and pickup another passenger.
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
BC,

Have you ever heard of The TWO MILE INN. It was in the papers every dayum week. Whenever there was a stabbing, the ambulance would let it idle for about 15 minutes to keep from having to turn around and pickup another passenger.
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TWO MILE INN? You mean the one in Franklin Parish, between Gilbert and Fort Necessity? Where all the doors are nailed and the one in the back has the loose nails and you squeeze in? Where the beer was so cold that it had a sheet of ice right on top? Where when everybody was doing the bump to Ohio Players Skin Tight the floor moved back and forth? Where when you slow danced your booty touched the person next to you because it was just that tight in there? Where the only light was a blue light that had chip on the side and that's where you stood to light your cig?

Oh and I er, uh, er, it's not like I KNOW about it, er, uh, what had happened was that I heard somebody talk about it one time. :rolleyes:
 
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