Calling All Spoons


D-NICE

Retired Milkman
My fellow spoons of TSPN, first let me apologize for the behavior I displayed yesterday. Suge, I'm willing to call a treuce between us, we go back to far, for what occured on yesterday. I mean afterall it's only puddin right? Besides we have too many kids between us to be setting these kind of examples, and not to mention you have girls, what will lil Ra'Suga think?

Now to the matter at hand, it seems as though we have an imposter amongst the brothers. For all of the hard work we've put in to get these women on the right page, you know cleaning the house, washing the cars, cutting the grass, hedging the bushes, and shrubs, starching the drawers, cooking dinner, baking pies, and what not, this imposter has managed to destroy everything we've built.

This is imposter is the worse kind of imposer, I like to call his kind, Trick Daddy's. Ever since Trick Daddy #1 aka Baby Face released "As Soon As I Get Home For Work", these women have forgotten their rightful place in the home. They've come to expect all of us to surcomb to his unspoonlike ways.

Now that we've let these women know what is expected, and demanded of them, this Trick Daddy has come along, and given them new hope.

This Trick Daddy is none other than Old, Ugly arse Mike Bigg. This Trick is offering these women all sorts of incentives to disobey their masters, and forget all of our teachings.

This has to be bought to a halt immejiately!!! It took some time to get Dr. Sweet Nupe to change his Sweet ways, but look at him now, he went from the Sweet Nupe, to Dr. Sweet Nupe, and is currently running a "Show Your Tits" campaign. This can also be done for Mike Bigg.

Mind you broter spoons, he is the worstest of Trick Daddy's, because he's old. You know how hard it is to teach old dogs new tricks, but is has to be done, before we have an all out revolt on our hands.

Before you know it these puddins will try some new shat on us, like talking back, and not responding to our demands with "Yes, Dear", instead it will be "You do It!" If that happens, I'll have to Ike one of them, and y'all know how much I hate doing that.

So we have to stop this Trick, before I have to revert back to my teachings, at good ol' Break A Beyeeotch U.

NICE
 
**fell out**

Lil' Ra'Suga???????

I'm like Panthro.......<font size=5>BHAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW, LOL</font>



:emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh: :bawling: :emlaugh:
 

Nice, I tried to warn that Old Azz Frat Brother of mine about that schnit but he would not listen. He is not setting a good example for us "Spoons" as well as "QUES WORLDWIDE"

I will try to consult with him and tell him that "This Is Not The Old School" and we (Spoons of the '01) are not going back.

He Has To Be Stopped or The Empire Will Fall.


Mike Bigg, You are Warned:redhot: :redhot: :redhot:

I HAVE SOME "WOOD"
 
Get somewhere, SIT DOWN, and STFU!

Well, right after you mow the lawn, fix the sink, and make that bank deposit! ;)
 
Damn You Mike, Look What you Have Done.... and this trick is married



Got Dang Viagra is the only reason for this schnit.
 
Hear.....hear.......

I am moved to speak on the subject, because I too have felt this scourge to Spoon-dom every where.

Most of you are aware that I run a little bid-ness on the side, TSPN Adult Films. And from time to time, I like to break in new talent on my, ahem 'casting couch'. Boy, that Whitley sure knows how too......err, Suge, that was before you and Whitley started procreating (well, after the 2nd child but this is about MikeBigg).

At any rate, this 2-bit old-fogey is just plain ruining my bid-ness......bid-ness. I'm scheduled to shoot

Beeeyotches on the Beach

but all of the new talent is drunk, not showing up for work, and just plain going against the grain.

I was taught "Don't hate the player, hate the game", but all of this Trick Daddy-ing has got to stop.

Whatever you folks come up with, I'm down. But at the first sign of trouble, I'm ghost. You know I'm on parole...:(
 
Now Ya See, What I'm Talkin Bout

Spoons, this is only the beginning, and it's going to get worse from here, on out, until something is done about Trick Bigg.

86, do something fast! In the words of Florida Evans, "I mean Smoke!"

It was just yesterday morning around this time, that Nita was to scared to ask for a birthday present, I mean she came here asking for suggestions, when in reality she was scared to ask Sperm, knowing she's getting a new vacuum cleaner.

Now she's talking about getting her grass cut, and it was just yesterday, when she was thinking about what booty shorts she was gon wear while Sperm had her out cutting grass.

This is _ _ d. I'm almost ashamed to call myself a Spoon after this pathetic, unacceptable behavior being displayed by Trick Bigg.

NICE
 
Don't you mean.........

You can't wear booty short when you cut the grass and sweep and mop the floors while making sure that lunch is ready ?? :confused:


To which I say, I'm appppaaallleeeddd !!!

You're getting a tad bit lazy there. Maybe Sperm needs to work on that backhand...;)
 
MEN BEWARE....

Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a date rape drug going around called "beer" and it is generally in liquid form.

The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere!

All girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer"and simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women who they would never normally be attracted to. Men often awaken after being given
"beer" with only hazy memories of exactly what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men might be stung for their life's worth in a familiar scam know as "a relationship" - apparently men are easier victims for this scam after the "beer" has been administered and have already been sexually attacked.

Please! Forward this to every male you know.......... However, if you fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly-affected like-minded guys. For the nearest support group near you just look up 'Public House' in the yellow pages.


I think Mike "Trick" Bigg has been given more than one "Beer"
 
phatback, I think your memory is short. I remember seeing Nita in some booty shorts cutting grass, in one your portfolio books at your TSPN Adult Movies Studio.

FYI: A backhand is better served without the use of lotion. I know some brothers will tell you that lotion adds a certain sting, but women hate being backhanded by a chapped arse hand.

After I found out about Suge, and MH, I put the chapped hand on ATL, and she was begging me to put lotion on my hands, when I finished with her.

NICE
 
You still have those pics, AD??

Originally posted by phatback
You're getting a tad bit lazy there. Maybe Sperm needs to work on that backhand...;)

While he's at it, he might also need to work on chewing his dayumed food with NO TEETH!

Furthermore, I didn't say I was SCURRED to ask for a birthday present ... I SAID I didn't KNOW what to ASK FOR!! Dammit, PAY ATTENTION!! :redhot:

Now, if you'll EXCUSE ME, I have some greens to fix ... perhaps I'll put a little PHATBACK in them!!
:p
 

I Was Paying Attention......

............and I know you're too much woman to admit to TSPN, that you're scared to ask for a gift, so you tried to throw everybody with that ol "I don't know what to ask for", but we spoons know the deal.

Make sure you use Neutra Air Carpet Fresh, when using that new vacuum.

NICE
 
DNICE done lost it! LOL

MikeBigg: Whaaaaaaaaaa? You gone take that from ol' DNICE!

T-Nita: Handling Bidness!


Phatback: Come here <font size=1>I have come into posession of some blank tapes! I have a whole box load. What can we do with this?</font>
 
Well, you know, what can I say ???

Originally posted by Ms. Jag4Jag



Phatback: Come here <font size=1>I have come into posession of some blank tapes! I have a whole box load. What can we do with this?</font>

That sounds like *cha-ching* mo-money, mo-money !!!

*setting up for the shoot*

So Ms.J4Evans, if I could get you over there---->

Somebody go and get Mike out of wardrobe !!!


D-Nice,

*blowing dust off of photo album #1285*

Yep, here Nita is in all her booty, err I mean beauty. :emlaugh:
 
Bruhs,

Just now logging in. I'm just getting back from downtown due to some domestic issues. After learning out the bullisht that's been going down, I went home yesterday and gave the ole lady a good azz whipping. I think she realizes the error of her ways.
Can you imagine cheating on me just to get milk. Apparently she's learn her lesson cuz when I was leaving this morning the Coors Lite truck was heading toward the subdivision.

Don't yall get carried away with the hating on my relationship with TSPN honeys. So what if I give it to them absolutely free...that's only the first time. Once they have a chance to experience these skillz, then I start collecting my fees.

86, don't be starting no isht bout no wood. I still got my paddle too ya dig! I ain't worried about no weak wristed Suge Nupe and his candy cane tapping azz. He don't wanna get no drama going...he knows better than to ckuf with a nucka off La Hwy 15!
 
Fellow Spoons...

This summer I went to the Mountaintop and had the veil lifted from my eyes.

I met and shook hands with the Man, the Myth, The Legend. I met IKE TURNER.

This is no lie, no smack, no game. It is the truth. I touched IKE. He had on a Yellow outfit made for pimp slapping. I saw the knuckles that made a star out of Annie Mae. And I heard the voice that asked the world, "You trying the help IKE?"

Spoons, it was a revelation. I felt the force flow through his hand into mine. Almost immediatly I turned to a waitress and barked, "Where are the damn drinks I ordered?" I had the power of millions of spoons flowing in my blood. I saw Christine Agularra(sp) later that night, and asked her who told her she was cute. I had the power of IKE in me.

I'm willing to share this blessing with the other spoons of TSPN that need it. Just let me know and I will share the message that IKE TURNER shared with me. MikeBigg, you are not lost, just turned around. IKE is that roadmap. Look to him and be saved.

Like one of Suge's babies momma said in another thread, "You got to turn it around, and not let the puddin' whip you. You got to whip dat puddin'."

You might have to whip it, backhand it, choke it and generally put that puddin' in it's place. Baking pie and cleaning house.

So let it be written. So let it be done.
 
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