Sign on the Front Door said:Inspired by board member "Get Ready"!
Don't come in if you can't take the heat!
O how low things have sunk
A new smacker came with fire and spunk
But he was kicked off and stripped of his avatar
Because he dared to smack the holy Jaguars
Longtime posters were frustrated and complaining
About how the quality of smack had been draining
In comes a witty and prolific doctor to revive the forum
But he smacked the blue and gold pharissees and back
comes smack boredom
At the height of this all-too-brief smack renaissance
Folks were coming back here on their every chance
But Dr. West is gone without such much a warning or tic
And so is all of the football season smack forum traffic