8 things that let you know your football team is from the State of Alabama

[JSU/99]

1. You hire D-1 rejects as coaches.

2. Your school's alltime winning percentage is at or below .500

3. You have won less than 2 football championships in the last 20 years.

4. Your coach left his last team on probation.

5. Your alltime record against JSU is 3 and 20 something.

6. You've never averaged more than 20,000 a game in attendance.

7. You give out watches to a team that finished 6-5.

8. Your coach was paid a million dollars to leave his pervious job.

 

[unknown]

Your team beat every school in Pississippi last year.:emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh: :emlaugh:

 

[Normal1875]

He drinks koolaid in the morning and also eats that _ _ _ _!!!!!!

 

[JSU/99]

Originally posted by TRU3000
He drinks koolaid in the morning and also eats that _ _ _ _!!!!!!

9. They say things that only other Alabamians will understand.

 

[Normal1875]

man hook me up with some free koolaid!

 

[JSU/99]

Maybe I'll hook you up with a better coach instead. I hear Ron Dickerson's looking for work. Ask Mighty Hornet for some references.

 

[Normal1875]

mayne just bring koolaid to the game! and we also gonna let you advertise the new Spamberry Banana twist flavor but you gotta provide the cups also......

I didnt say _ _ _ _ I said Spamberry

 

[Mike]

KoolAid....

These two Alabama teams are gonna get sooooooo deep off in that arse that you will think that we are testing for Colon Cancer. For real!

 

[JSU/99]

How many Alabama schools does it take to field a good football team?

 

[Mr. SWAC]

How much activator juice is left on the field after a JSU football game?

 

[Get Ready]

10. You hire the offensive coordinator that got fired for a former JSU coach.

 

[DAHILL]

Originally posted by Get Ready
10. You hire the offensive coordinator that got fired for a former JSU coach.

Yall SIPPI people lie so much that yall actually start to believe it.

 

[mighty hornet]

11. You finish ahead of jsue and leave them beggin and pleading with Valley.

 

[GSUperTiger]

That number 11 always kills me.

 

[MightyDog]

Kool Aid was seen at the dollar store buying outdated Kool Aid.

This explains his behavior as of lately.

 

[JSU/99]

Isn't the dollar store where you found your current offensive coordinator?

 

[Normal1875]

Booooooooooooo.........that was not funny! damn koolaid read the inside of the canister cuz I think you made that one up yourself red

 

[JSU/99]

TRU, I see smacking just isn't your game. Maybe you should stick to chasing cars.

 

[Normal1875]

why in the hell am I talking to a pitcher full of red koolaid?????

 

[Mr. SWAC]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid2K1
Isn't the dollar store where you found your current offensive coordinator?

Is the laundry room where you found Hughes?

 

[Ntelekt]

Oops!

Originally posted by Mr. SWAC
Is the laundry room where you found Hughes?

Yanno, he does have a point! :emlaugh:

Originally posted by Kool Aid
Isn't the dollar store where you found your current offensive coordinator?

Yep! This is the same exact store that snatched up your UNHAPPY former OC, who...

...shoulda been made head coach at JSU*
...was da best coach in da SWAC*
* <font size=1>(courtesy of the Mafia)</font>


Now what???

 

[PLOW DOG]

NTELEKT! They will post another excuse over ---->

 

[Ntelekt]

Exactly, Plow!

Yeah, let Tarzan tell it...they didn't even want Shannon anymore...




:idea:




...even though he STILL feels that he shoulda been made head coach at JSU.

 

[Get Ready]

Originally posted by Kool-Aid2K1
TRU, I see smacking just isn't your game. Maybe you should stick to chasing cars.

Dont you mean chasing women?

 

[Get Ready]

Nobody in Jackson is crying for Shannon....We are going to just continue your ass whippings with the same guy that use to whip your ass while at Albany State.

Oh Well