Write Santa a Letter!!!!!


Re: Write a letter to Santa!

Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Katrina's Office party. It was Twana who spiked the punch with too much Grey Goose Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Curve.

I thought it was funny when I put Patrice's Shoes on my head and danced the Cabbage Patch on the Sofa while singing `Be With You'. I didn't mean to break Katrina's CD Player and don't know why Katrina would accuse me of Hustling.

I don't remember calling Ricky's wife a Fun-Loving Cow---even though she looked like one with Purple eye shadow and Black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Angie's husband's Back, it was only because I ate too much of that Chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Benz through my neighbor's Den. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Comfortable Dog and have me arrested for Assault!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Tall and Dark. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Handsome stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and i don't know yours,
Warndalyn (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 7 bucks!

This is too crazy......:lmao: Don't make no damn sense, what-so-eva...:lmao:

Black, where'd you find this one? :lol:
 



Re: Write a letter to Santa!

I shole wish I could find Lil Johnny's December 26th letter to Santa, from a few years ago.

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Re: Write a letter to Santa!

mighty hornet said:
I shole wish I could find Lil Johnny's December 26th letter to Santa, from a few years ago.

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I haven't seen or heard of Lil Johnny in a minute. :idea:
 
Re: Write a letter to Santa!

North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kelly's Office party. It was Warndalyn who spiked the punch with too much Long Island Iced Tea. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Michael Kors.

I thought it was funny when I put Vinita's t-shirt on my head and danced the two-step on the bed while singing `I Be On That Kryptonite'. I didn't mean to break Kelly's cell phone and don't know why Kelly would accuse me of adultery.

I don't remember calling Byron's wife a happy pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kema's husband's feet, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Yukon through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a angry dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shy and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loveable stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Katrina (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!
 
Re: Write a letter to Santa!

kellis said:
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kelly's Office party. It was Warndalyn who spiked the punch with too much Long Island Iced Tea. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Michael Kors.

I thought it was funny when I put Vinita's t-shirt on my head and danced the two-step on the bed while singing `I Be On That Kryptonite'. I didn't mean to break Kelly's cell phone and don't know why Kelly would accuse me of adultery.

I don't remember calling Byron's wife a happy pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kema's husband's feet, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Yukon through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a angry dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shy and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loveable stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Katrina (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!
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cute....:lmao:
 
Santa Clause
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Geoffrey's Office party. It was Ladell who spiked the punch with too much Grey Goose. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like lavender.

I thought it was funny when I put Jai's thong on my head and danced the cry baby on the couch while singing `This Christmas'. I didn't mean to break Geoffrey's cell phone and don't know why Geoffrey would accuse me of rape.

I don't remember calling Mike's wife a large cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Vinita's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that shrimp.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my motorcycle through my neighbor's laundry room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a sloppy dog and have me arrested for indentity theft!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all stupid and sexy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this short stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,
Tara (Really a nice girl!)

P.S. It's only 30 bucks!
 
This is starting to remind me of this past Sunday's episode of The Boondocks.

"Dear Santa,

You are a b**** n****."

No. *erasing letter*

"Dear Santa,

You are a b**** a** n****."
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That was hilarious!!


YOU GON' PAY WHAT YOU OWE, SANTA!!!
 
Re: Write a letter to Santa!

kellis said:
North Pole, Earth


Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Kelly's Office party. It was Warndalyn who spiked the punch with too much Long Island Iced Tea. I can't help it if I drank 5 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Michael Kors.

I thought it was funny when I put Vinita's t-shirt on my head and danced the two-step on the bed while singing `I Be On That Kryptonite'. I didn't mean to break Kelly's cell phone and don't know why Kelly would accuse me of adultery.

I don't remember calling Byron's wife a happy pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kema's husband's feet, it was only because I ate too much of that chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Yukon through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a angry dog and have me arrested for murder!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all shy and crazy. And I'm really not to blame for any of this loveable stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,
Katrina (Really a nice Girl!)

P.S. It's only 20 bucks!
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