Who on here can actually dance?
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Panther88
Banned
D-NICE said:Elementary, Gaaaa'Dayum!!!!! Somebody check JD's ID.
Hey A&M Lion, don't let the smooth looks fool ya bruh. I can get down, with the get down. My knee's, and back are not what they used to be, but I can still do the James Brown split, and bring it back up in motion.
P, I feel ya bruh. A while back I was dancing with this youg girl in the club, man she started dropping it on me, I was begging for help on the dance floor. That big butt hit me so hard, and so fast, she dayum near cut my wind. I grabbed 11thwardnutt, and let him finish up for me. Needless to say, my club dancing days are over. At least with big butt, youngsters.
NICE
Bruh... :shame:
Now I KNOW you know that I know that you know that you should leave them youngsters a-l-o-n-e when they on the dance flo' man. :smh: You'll mess around and catch a heart attack or stroke tryna' keep up w/'em mane. They bodies ain't like our bodies. Back in our day, dancing was like an aerobic exercise! These days, their bodies are for contortioning.
I don't see or understand how in the "L" they be moving and putting this over thur and that thur ova' henyah and then rolling this up and BLAM! They done popped something betwixt they legs all up on ya'. lol@ damn near cutting your wind. :emlaugh:
JaggDiva said:
JD, that schit ain't funny. Nothing sadder than seeing a fallen player in the club. All I do now is advise my understudies. I still remember trying to get low, and my knees started cracking, she put that big rump in my stomach, and dayum near knocked me over.
She was backing it up, and I started backing up, 11thwardnutt still ribs me to this day about that. All I could say at that time though was, "Man phugg that, I'm getting married in a year."P, that wasn't one of my proudest moments bruh. The shame of it all. I had to step back, and think about what Chris Rock said. At that moment, I knew I was the old man in the club. Lucky for me though, I was engaged, and just out hanging with my young boys. If I dance now, they better be 28, and older, anything younger than that, I'd have to be on Red Bull's, with the Ben Gay in the car. :bump:
MAC, make sure everybody is in unison when you break that prep out. Nothing worse than seeing some old folk bringing up the hands, while the others are bringin' em down, while the others are caught in the middle. :emlaugh:
NICE
MACBFAC
No Mulligans!!
Yeah we're gonna practice all that at the rehearsal dinnerD-NICE said:
Btw, anybody remember the Pop Corn??? that came out my in '79?? when I was in 9th grade....The seniors at my high school(St.Jude) had us doing that dayum dance in the cafe for freshman initiation lol!!
Fortitude
Sybarite
Lawd, this reminds me of a song: :lol:D-NICE said:...she put that big rump in my stomach, and dayum near knocked me over.
NICE
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
She done knocked me down once
She done broke my hip.......
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
Ain't gone bump no mo w/no big fat woman
Panther88
Banned
D-NICE said:
ROTGDF thinking about everybody out of unison doing the prep. :emlaugh: I can actually see that!!!! :emlaugh: rotgdflmao!!!!
lol@ben gay and red bull's before dancing.
:lol:oh yeah, i don't cabbage patch no mo' because i see older white folx doing it better than me and i have hateritis. lol :|
Seeing Spots
Joyful Woman!
Fortitude said:
She done knocked me down once
She done broke my hip.......:lol::lol::lol:
Fortitude
Sybarite
Nice, you're crazy. :lol: You must've seen the words to this song. Although in your case, only her rump was "fat." :lol:D-NICE said:
Three nights ago I was at a disco
Man, I wanted to bump, I was rarin to go
And this big fat woman, bumped me on the floor
She was rarin to go, that chick was rarin to go
Then she did a dip, almost broke my hip
She was gettin down, that chick was gettin down
She wanted to bump some more, but I told her, no!
You done knocked me down once
You done knocked me down once
Said if you want to dance find you a big fat man
Yall both can get on down, yall both can get on down
Huh!
Chorus:
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Lord, I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
I aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman
Somebody take her
Shes too big for me
Shell knock me down
She came over to me, snatched me out of my seat
She wanted to get on down, still wanted to get on down
I told her to go on and leave me alone
I aint gettin down
You done hurt my hip once
I know what youll do
I aint gonna bump with you!
I dont feel like gettin down
Dont feel like gettin down
She just shook her head at every word I said
She wanted to get on down
That woman wanted to get on down
She did that dip again and I hit the floor again
She was gettin down, Lord, that woman was gettin down
Somebody take her, I dont want her
She done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Done hurt my hip, she done knocked me down
Somebody take her, I dont want her
Say Leroy! You can have this one dudeThis big fat woman, dude
I dont want her
SUJagsFan
College Days Swiftly Pass
OK...OK...OK. I'll admit I can do da dayum thang. Growing up in Detroit, there was this dance show called "The Scene" that I used to cut a rug on. If you were on that show, you were Big Tyme (<-- that was a shout out too)! One of Gram's own, DJ Phil, spins at our parties in Dallas and when he goes ol' school, I bring out all the old dances... prep, cabbage patch, california smurf, robot, schoolcraft, da bump, :bump: wop, the kid-n-play (with someone who actually knows how to do it) and if i'm feelin' real good (i.e. like tipsy), i'll bust out a breakdance move.
How 'bout them apples for a 30-somethin' brotha?!?
How 'bout them apples for a 30-somethin' brotha?!?
BluBlood
"Mississippi Woman"
Reminiscing of the club hopping college dazes:
Gentleman: Would you like to dance?
Me: No, no thank you.
Gentleman: Come on dance with me!
Me: No, no thank you.
Gentleman: What you think you too good!
Gentleman: No, that's not it...*whispers in his ear*...the thing is...I - I - I can't dance.
Gentleman: *chuckles* O come on, everyone can dance...just follow me.
*I nervously follow him to the center of the dance floor. He begins dancing...*
Gentleman: Just follow me...
*I proceed...*
Gentleman: Damn baby, you weren't lying.
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Gentleman: Would you like to dance?
Me: No, no thank you.
Gentleman: Come on dance with me!
Me: No, no thank you.
Gentleman: What you think you too good!
Gentleman: No, that's not it...*whispers in his ear*...the thing is...I - I - I can't dance.
Gentleman: *chuckles* O come on, everyone can dance...just follow me.
*I nervously follow him to the center of the dance floor. He begins dancing...*
Gentleman: Just follow me...
*I proceed...*
Gentleman: Damn baby, you weren't lying.
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ms.sonic96
JSU ON YOUR MIND!
Yes, indeed! I've cut plenty of rugs......from stepping to hip hop!
Panther88
Banned
JSTUS said:I'm retired too.
Former stepmaster, strut choreographer, leader, teacher, etc.
Every once in awhile, I miss it. :bawling:
I still dance at home for workout purposes and to tell myself "gul, you still got it".
I be sayin' to myself "mane, she still got it too!" :uhoh:
Seeing Spots said:I can dance! My partner and me won the BOOTY SHAKIN' FEVER CONTEST at Smackwater Jack's on Dallas Drive, Baton Rouge, LA, on March 6, 1977. :swink: $50
DOIN' THE BUMP! THE AIRPLANE! THE WASHIN' MACHINE! THE DOG! THE FREAK! :devil2:
Ask my Classmate about the dance contest at Smack's? :lol::lol::lol:
well just teach me to electric slide!!!!!
Jam Piper Jam
Truth Seeker
I won a record doing the dog to trans europe express by in 77 or 78. :bump: :bump:
Da_Sperm
New Member
Fiyah said:
Hey Fiyah,
We both know dayum well that was from 1988 to 1993. I was a dancing fool ("Loose-Neckin, Hump-Backin, Titty-Sq????in, choo-choo trainin MF"). Would have been a Drum Major, but Doc didn't want any of his trumpet players being a DM.
I can't dace woth a bit now. If I'm drunk, I'll try any GD dance, even that Usher *ish. I tell you what, I wish I knew this Step or Swing *ish. These old uckers got that down pack, and it looks smooth, but I just can't get it.
Seeing Spots
Joyful Woman!
UAPB-LIONS-AM&N said:
Sho nuff!
Jam Piper Jam: We gotta hook up hea? :swink:
:nod: :jump:Ntelekt said:*crawls out of hole...*
I can, too!
You better go back in that hole, you dancing muthaphugga.
TSPN, I have been in the grace's of TSPN's own "Dancing Machine." It's must be something in the water in Gary, IN, because this mofo right here, make's MC Hammer look like a novice.
For all of my 30, and up crew. If y'all can remember a day when the baddest male dancer in a dance, or a club, would just draw a crowd to see what they were doing, then that's what you have in NTLEKT.
We partied one weekend in DC, me NT, Suge, & GSUpe, that Friday night, NT was holding back, must've been the drinks we had at the house, or the rain, and he blew a circuit when he got wet, but Saturday night rolled around, and boy did it ever. Daaayyyyum!!!!! Did it ever
We went out, and that house music came on, and all I can say is Suge turned into the 2 Big MC, and GSUpe, and I were holding a hat taking change that was being thrown at NT Da Dancin Machine. That fool had the club mesmerized, and focused on him. Can y'all imagine an entire floor of a huge arsed night club just stopping what they were doing, and watching some fool dance.
Players stopped playin', mack's stopped mackin', waitresses stop taking drinks, hoochies stopped hoochying, it's was unbelievable. My man put on a show that is still being talked about to this day, even though the club is now closed.
NT my man.....all I can do is........ :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
NICE
Ntelekt
Mr. Telephone Man (1975)
D-NICE said:
:lmao:
Cool out, man! It wunt quite like that.
That was a fun weekend, even though we didn't make it to the Relays.
Being that I'm in "West Indian Country" now, I'm mostly gettin' my Reggae and Dancehall on...
Shoot, you gotta get your Pre-game stretch on before you dance with some of these Island natives up here! :lol: