When co-workers get drunk at company events.....

[cat daddy]

Anyway, one of my co-workers got so wasted that she was fired yesterday when we returned. She got wasted last year as well and received a warning after walking into a farewell dinner and falling down drunk. Instead of grabbing on to her hubby, she grabbed a table cloth and snatched off the majority of the china and glass set up causing all kinds of :what: :uhoh: Our boss told her to go back to her hotel room and not to come back. This year she did the same thing but worse.
She was falling all over people and everyone noticed it and got their share of her dragon breath. :shame: So it's pitiful when you go on vacation and come back to a sober Mon and learn you are no longer with the company. :smh:
Yall have co-workers that show their azz at company events?

Any way, at our annual 3rd quarter meeting, our CEO bought the entire bar for us at this nice outside restaurant. My drink max is 3. I never do more than that...PERIOD. But this broad just made a complete ass outta herself. She put up about 5 mix drinks straight and that shat just snook up on her quick! :lol:

The next thing I know, her husband comes to the party and finds her with her tongue down the throat of another co-worker (girl) on the balcony of the restaurant. And what does he do......focking watches and then tells her "So yall doing it w/out me THIS TIME!!! :what: :goof: :lol: "

I was like WTF! :emlaugh: The CEO was like :shame: Everybody else just scooted on out that joint one by one especially after it was obvious that batch was just too damn freaky in public! Needless to say, that heffa came to work the following Monday only to see them walk her ass right back out that joint along with the girl she was kissing! :lol: :lol:

Wow!!!! Never run into people like this where I work. I know of a couple a few years ago that had quite a bit to drink at a company christmas party and then woke up in bed the next morning, but I've never seen anything like ^^^.

 

[Makaho 2.0]

My drink max is 3. I never do more than that...PERIOD. But this broad just made a complete ass outta herself. She put up about 5 mix drinks straight and that shat just snook up on her quick!

Bruh, that reminds me of the time I was stationed at Ft. Polk, LA. A bunch of us had been to those daquiri bars in Leesville, LA. You know the ones that have about 100 different flavored daquiris swirling in mini laundry room dryer looking contraptions? Ole girl was downing them fruity drinks like a mofo. Later we went to this other officers crib. Ole girl then decided she wanted to hang with the big boys, cuz we was dranking Jack Daniels. Well to make a long story short, ole girl got so drunk she not only puked on herself but she shat on herself.

One of the other females asked me to help her into the car. Man, it stunk all to be dayummed! Me and her took her to her crib and I had to drag her stanking ass up the stairs. Ole girl then asked me to help "clean her up", because she thought I would be mature enough to not tell everybody I had seen dat monkee....

We bathed her stanky ishty ass in the shower with a hand sprayer. I aint gonna lie, dat broad was hellllllla fine!!!

It was like some kinda scene out of a sick Hong Kong porno movie.

I saw dat monkey close and up in person.

:jump:

When she sobered up the next morning she called me and asked me had I seen her Nekit. I was like ummmm, errrrrrrrr, uhhhhhhhh....naw I aint see isht.

 

[Fortitude]

^^^ U're just simply retarded!

 

[Makaho 2.0]

^ Yet you still Love me!

:swink:

 

[coldsweat]

Wow!!!! Never run into people like this where I work. I know of a couple a few years ago that had quite a bit to drink at a company christmas party and then woke up in bed the next morning, but I've never seen anything like ^^^.

Man, it's one thing I have learned while living up here in PA....these white folks are off the chain! :lol: :lol: Get you some white folks--preferably a ratio of 6 girls to 2 guys :lol: , A LOT of liquor, and at least one freaky chick, and you best believe you got yo-self a possible orgy or stripper party! :lol: :lol: :lol: :nod:

It's so many undercover freaks here where I work. :shame: You can just tell they can't wait until Friday so they can go downtown to all the bars and get focked up and sex-up who they want only to put the excuse on liquor! :smh:

I don't even fock with these people like that cuz every time I end up going out, I always end up as the only black spot on the wall! :redhot: And then, once they see that I aint no dumb negra, the white folks start flocking and there's always one chick who just wants to deliberately throw herself on ya while filthy drunk. And I'm like, "Shiiiddddddd, you better go yo ass away from me..I aint go end up like homey going to jail cuz he focked a white chick in Cumberland County who was drunk last year! Scat biatch!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[coldsweat]

Bruh, that reminds me of the time I was stationed at Ft. Polk, LA. A bunch of us had been to those daquiri bars in Leesville, LA. You know the ones that have about 100 different flavored daquiris swirling in mini laundry room dryer looking contraptions? Ole girl was downing them fruity drinks like a mofo. Later we went to this other officers crib. Ole girl then decided she wanted to hang with the big boys, cuz we was dranking Jack Daniels. Well to make a long story short, ole girl got so drunk she not only puked on herself but she shat on herself.

One of the other females asked me to help her into the car. Man, it stunk all to be dayummed! Me and her took her to her crib and I had to drag her stanking ass up the stairs. Ole girl then asked me to help "clean her up", because she thought I would be mature enough to not tell everybody I had seen dat monkee....

We bathed her stanky ishty ass in the shower with a hand sprayer. I aint gonna lie, dat broad was hellllllla fine!!!

It was like some kinda scene out of a sick Hong Kong porno movie.

I saw dat monkey close and up in person.

:jump:

When she sobered up the next morning she called me and asked me had I seen her Nekit. I was like ummmm, errrrrrrrr, uhhhhhhhh....naw I aint see isht.

Ah...hell naw!! A similar story happened to me and my boyz on a Tiger Pride Trip while at Jackson State. :lol: :lol: Mak, you cleaned up some shat? :lmao: :lmao: Ya know, I aint gon lie, if you say this broad was fine, I prolly woulda done it too just to see that monkey! But I don't think I woulda done it too long. The smelly of liquor, coochie, and shat aint good for the nostrils! :vomit: :lol: :lol:

On a side note, when I was at JSU in Tiger Pride, me and my homies was getting filthy drunk and this one negro decided to mix dark and light liquor like a fool! :retard: :lol: Needless to say, 2 hours later we found that idiot on the toilet with shat on his hands, floor, walls, everywhere damn where, while puking his intestines out! :lmao: Man, that shat was sooo funny, we just had to pull out the camcorders and video cameras! :lmao:

A couple of girls put him in the shower and cleaned his ass from head to toe. I was like, " :what: :goof: :smh: They must really care about this dude!" Not me though, I was on the bed downloading the pictures to a website! :lol: :emlaugh: . The next day when we went to six flags, that guy stayed on the bus the entire day and Mrs. Rush was like.... :shame: :smh: :emlaugh:

 

[ABE]

I can wait a few hours. I need to have all of my faculties when I am around co-workers.

 

[CriTAUcal]

Bruh, that reminds me of the time I was stationed at Ft. Polk, LA. A bunch of us had been to those daquiri bars in Leesville, LA. You know the ones that have about 100 different flavored daquiris swirling in mini laundry room dryer looking contraptions? Ole girl was downing them fruity drinks like a mofo. Later we went to this other officers crib. Ole girl then decided she wanted to hang with the big boys, cuz we was dranking Jack Daniels. Well to make a long story short, ole girl got so drunk she not only puked on herself but she shat on herself.

One of the other females asked me to help her into the car. Man, it stunk all to be dayummed! Me and her took her to her crib and I had to drag her stanking ass up the stairs. Ole girl then asked me to help "clean her up", because she thought I would be mature enough to not tell everybody I had seen dat monkee....

We bathed her stanky ishty ass in the shower with a hand sprayer. I aint gonna lie, dat broad was hellllllla fine!!!

It was like some kinda scene out of a sick Hong Kong porno movie.

I saw dat monkey close and up in person.

:jump:

When she sobered up the next morning she called me and asked me had I seen her Nekit. I was like ummmm, errrrrrrrr, uhhhhhhhh....naw I aint see isht.

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[HBCUs]

LOL. How did I miss this?