Top Ten reasons Trick or Treating is better that SEX


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10 Reasons Trick-or-Treating is better than sex



10. Guaranteed at least a little something in the sack.


9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.


8. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.


7. You don't have to compliment the person who gave you candy.


6. It's ok to fantasize you're someone else, cause you are someone else.


5. 40 years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.


4. If you don't get what you want, you can always try next door.


3. Doesn't matter if the kids hear you moan and groan.


2. Less guilt the next morning.



And the number 1 reason why...




You can "do" the whole neighborhood!!
 

11) You can have more than one piece a night.

12) Nobody cares if your face is sticky.

13) Candy tastes like it smells.

14) Nobody wants you to "just hold me".

15) You can tell a girl, "You sho is Ugly", and not get slapped.

16) You can tell your homeboys fine arse momma to "Gimme some". And she will.
 
ahhhhhhhhhh yes~~~~~~~

17. It takes no more than 42 seconds to go next door and get "some." :eek:
18. Longevity isn't required.
19. You can go to one house and get "some" and call it a night. LOL
20. Disease free.
21. Child free.
22. No baby-daddy/baby-momma drama.
23. No attny genrls from 20 states after your arse! :mad:
24. You don't have to worry if the dayum check is in the mail to that 19th baby momma! :mad:
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*whew, got caught up in the moment. lol*
 
25. Candy is sweet, not salty

26. If you are not messy, you don't need a shower

27. Usually don't need a spoon to eat it.

28. With hard candy, you can suck a while without worrying about the creamy filling squirting out all over you

29. You can eat your candy any dayum way you want to, no special requests or directions given

30. You can eat it at your Momma's house with her in the next bedroom

31. You won't go to "L":D
 
One reason it AIN'T better than sex ...

<marquee><font size=7>ORGANISM!! :eek:</font></marquee></font size=7>

<font size=0.3>Um, YEAH! I KNOW that isn't the right spelling!</font> :p
 
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