This Is WILD!!!!


Robber

Robber

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This is a wild story that I was told by a female, involving her brother.

Brother is married living on the Gulf Coast with his wife. They have one of them volatile relationships. Break up to make is all they do. This one time he moved out for a few months. When he returned home, she was pregnant. He thought the baby was his. I guess they were still screwing while apart. The baby boy is born with blond hair and green eyes. But brother stands by his wife and is willing to raise the child as his. Then she moves the white boy/daddy into the house. Brother does nothing. Now you got the three of them living under the same roof in brother's house (not trying to get into marital property).

Brother's family wanted him to dump his wife when the white boy came out. And when the white daddy moved in they were ready to storm the place and snatch him. They pleaded with him to leave. Told him to leave everything in the house and they would buy him a new set of everything if he'd bail out on the situation. Still, he wouldn't leave. But he was miserable. Finally he got fed up and moved out, and went to his mom's. He went back to his house about a week later to get his clothes and belongings. When he got there, the white daddy kicked his ass. Brother is a lil guy. So he goes back to his moms and they call the sheriffs' department and a deputy escorts him to his house so he can safely get his stuff.

As he's packing his stuff, his wife is begging and pleading for him to stay. Grabbing by the leg and everything. She straight up clowned. When brother got in the van to go, she climbed all over the van begging him to stay. Even went and laid out in the road trying to stop him from leaving. So now brother is back at his moms for now. Sister is waiting on him to slink back to ole girl. End of story

Y'all know it was hard for me not to laugh at this. Sister was serious as a heart attack and pissed at her brother for letting the situation get out of hand like that. I know damn well my wife wouldn't be moving her lover and/or baby's daddy in my house while I'm living there. Oh but hell no. I would have manslaughtered me somebody.
 
DAYUM!

Manslaughter is too heat of the moment. My arse would be charged with conspiracy, planning, plotting, and EXECUTION! I know they say love is blind, but that's just DUMB!

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Robber this is truly sad. I know this brotha didn't go out like that?
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And these are people from da 'Sip??? O my gosh.

Bobby Brown and O.J. Simpson send help!
 
What kind of weak hearted lil dude is this...i don't care how small I am...nobody is going to kick my arse at my own home. He would gotten his head split to the white meat, or have been dead to the world...and he has a better family than I would be. Because if I were his people...instead of pleading with his stupid arse to leave some woman, I would have just let his punk arse stay there. He is a grown arse man!!! A groen arse man!!! He is a fussy and needs his punk arse beat. What kind of man lets his wife move her lover into the house!!! Man this ain't Jery Springer. It's bad enough that his dumb arse was taking care of another man's baby. but for him to let her move her sideline man in....was just way over the top.

See what happens when a woman is left to run a house? See what happens to all you lame arse, sensitive, "me and my wife have equal say so", 50-50 relationship type brothers. Yall some punks.

I am getting pissed just thinking about a grown arse man having to be begged to leave his wife, her baby, and her baby's daddy.....who are living in HIS house. I tell you what, if they would have tried to not leave my house. I would have let them stay....but they arses wouldn't be "living" there.........


Backbone R Us...send help!!!


Punk arse sommabeeyotch!
 
No way in "L".

Sounds like little dude got self-esteem issues. I would have moved on a long time ago. He sounds like that idiot off the "King of the Hill" series that has the Indian son because his wife was messing around with the Indian dude in town.
 
First of all, it would have never happened to MikeBigg. I have never "made up" from a "break-up" in my life. I'm not talking about petty arguments, but break ups! Once I left the house, that would have been it.

Secondly, my daddy would bust his ankle up my azz if I let some skanch handle me like that. That's just REAL.

This dude must have a tender "Richard" head or something. That's just too dayum lame to let this kind of isht happen. The deputies would have come to visit and would have found a half-breed baby crying over two "3-day old Stankies"!

His folk need their azz kicked too. They should have either left his punk azz over there or kicked his azz for being with that dayum huzzy anyway!
 
SAY WHAT!!!!!!!

My man needs Jesus. No way that would have happened to me and my wife. I mean even though it would hurt, you just have to know when to leave. That is pure punk. I am a little man to but I will split wigs because when the man is bigger than you you have to use bricks, glass, etc.. Any thing that will inflict major pain on the person. Dude needs help. Serious help.
 
And to think my day was going bad enuff already

One thing I can not stand is a sorry, stupid ass man....I mean this is just pathetic. If a mofo is weak and stupid enuff to let a boeytch punk him like that, then his dumb ass needed to be punked.....Stuck on stupid mofo. :mad:

Then on top of all that, he lets an ofay come up in his **** and beat his ass....he should have beat his ass....I don't have not narry sympathy for this dude.

I tell ya some people are str8 ignant.

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Damn shame....**SMH**
 
This is hilarious..........

While I do denote the seriousness of the situation, I echo the violent sentiments. I mean, I'd be soak-n-wet before I hit the chair (if they have that in Mississippi). Cause there wouldn't be a pulse when I got finished with that character.

Like Bigg Mike, I'd been out from the start and let her have her melanin-deficient lover. :eek:
 
When out popped the "no way in hell is it black" baby, all she would have seen is my back. Man I wonder what the folks were saying at the hospital. Shoot, I wonder if he flipped out when the baby arrived?

Dayum!! Is this dude a sissy-punk or what?! I think he must have gotten in touch with too much of his sensitive side. I have heard some B.S. like this happening to women, but never to a man. WEAKER SEX! WEAK SEX! WEAK!

Somebody shoot the brother, because he won't be any good to any other woman!!!:D ;)
 
This is what's gonna happen....

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LMAO @ these responses. I knew y'all would feel me. Now I'm trying to catch up with sister to get the latest news.

Ntelekt,

That was a good and hilarious analogy. I was thinking more along the lines of Naked Gun 33 1/3, when Drebin was filming the birth of his child in the wrong delivery room and the black baby popped out. The camcorder went from the baby to Nordburg and Drebin was trying to kill him. That woulda been me.
 

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Gaaaaa dayum. Lil Man should just tuck his package between his legs and live out his life having lil man Tea parties.
 
Originally posted by MightyDog
robber, is he from Mississippi? I heard Miss women can do this to you.

The brother was in love.
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I bet some dude from Alabama told you that...She just needs some Louisiana Mojo put on her azz!
 
Big Mike,

Why is it that folks from LA will not eat at other folks homes?

Don't guess, if you don't know say you don't know.
 
I don't know anything about that...In the small North La. community that I'm from, we eat at each others home like starved out dogs!

Since I've moved to BR, it just not as common unless it's a cookout or bbq. Most people I know are working couples and no one cooks at home anymore.
 
I went by the VooDoo shop in French Quarters. I was asked if I need some roots. Everytime I go to LA, I am told to be care where you eat because of something they call roots.

Have you heard of roots?
 
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