Robber
Consigliere
. . . some ignorant arsed spoon long ago made the MONUMENTAL mistake of letting his pudding learn to read and write. He shoulda known that sooner or later that her ass would start talking back and being disrespectfull. All she needed to know was the 4 C's. No more than that. Ask her what she does and her reply should be, "I cook for, clean for and please my man."
Now the spoons of our generation have to clean up the mess created by some simple, henpecked ass spoon from way back when. We gotta deal with the "educated puddin". We gotta listen to them brag on how educated they are and how they don't need us all the dayum time. We gotta listen to them talk about how spoons ain't shat.
And to top it all off, these chickenheads on this page have done lost their dayum minds and talk about impeaching the Pres-O-Dent. That is where I have to draw the line and load the boot up Grappler style for their arses. The time for all this backtalk from a bunch of chickens is about to cease. Y'all bout to get plucked and sent down the de-bone line.
Ever since the creation of spoons, puddins have been a thorn in man's side. Adam had to be a gentlemen and suffer along with Eve, because he didn't want her to suffer her curse alone. History is replete with instances of spoons standing up for women to our detriment. But once them broads got a little education, they start cutting a fool.
There is a reason why we call you "woman". Cause you ain't nothing but a lesser form of man, with a whole lotta WOE!!! What y'all doing now just shows the mistake spoons made in letting y'all learn. You shoulda stayed barefoot, dumb and pregnant. Well . . . maybe barefoot and pregnant, cause your arses are still dumb as hell.
Word of advice to you chickens: Pudding is only good when beaten and stirred properly. That's all you broads need.
Now the spoons of our generation have to clean up the mess created by some simple, henpecked ass spoon from way back when. We gotta deal with the "educated puddin". We gotta listen to them brag on how educated they are and how they don't need us all the dayum time. We gotta listen to them talk about how spoons ain't shat.
And to top it all off, these chickenheads on this page have done lost their dayum minds and talk about impeaching the Pres-O-Dent. That is where I have to draw the line and load the boot up Grappler style for their arses. The time for all this backtalk from a bunch of chickens is about to cease. Y'all bout to get plucked and sent down the de-bone line.
Ever since the creation of spoons, puddins have been a thorn in man's side. Adam had to be a gentlemen and suffer along with Eve, because he didn't want her to suffer her curse alone. History is replete with instances of spoons standing up for women to our detriment. But once them broads got a little education, they start cutting a fool.
There is a reason why we call you "woman". Cause you ain't nothing but a lesser form of man, with a whole lotta WOE!!! What y'all doing now just shows the mistake spoons made in letting y'all learn. You shoulda stayed barefoot, dumb and pregnant. Well . . . maybe barefoot and pregnant, cause your arses are still dumb as hell.
Word of advice to you chickens: Pudding is only good when beaten and stirred properly. That's all you broads need.
