Panther88
Banned
2 days ago, one of my neighbors cheap azz called me to come pull his sorry arse out of a ditch. 
Mistake #1 on my behalf. So, I risk life, limb, accident myself and proceed down the freeway to get his azz. I don't own a tow rope and neither did he. So, on the way over, I stopped @ a Walmart and bought one of those cheap dealios where he said <b>"I'll pay you back for the cost of the tow rope Panthro"</b>. I was cool w/ it @ that point.
So, I get over there, go 4-low and commence to pulling his trifling azz out the ditch. Well, the tow rope snapped. At this point, he and I were looking like this----->. I stepped outside the jeep and met him and this SOB said this: <b>"Awwww that's okay Panthro. I'll just go ahead and call a towing service to come get me out. <u>It's included in my extended pkg</u>. Thanks anyway.</b>" And this SOB walked, more like waltzed, his azz BACK inside his car and called. I impolitely strutted over and beat on his window and said: <b>"Damn Dave! Is that it!? I got MY azz out in this treacherous ice and you had towing service all along? You can bring me my 27 dollars when you get home to cover the cost of that tow cord....."</b> *walks away mumbling to self*
Well, when that SOB came home he knocked on the door w/ checkbook in hand and asked me to see the receipt. Awwww heyell nawl!!!! Man, my FIRST instinct was to slam the door in his face, 2nd was to get the gat, 3rd was to commence to opening up some Kunta-Kinte-Rosewood-Black Wall Street hate retribution whoop-azz on his clear arse! But alas, I politely returned w/ the receipt. He said "thanks again...." and I told him to make sure that his check clears and that he knows how <b>HIS</b> people are in matters like this.
I feel like the BIGGEST fool. I don't mess w/ these white folx from jump. But, this was icing on the cake. I was raised better than this.... :shame:
Mistake #1 on my behalf. So, I risk life, limb, accident myself and proceed down the freeway to get his azz. I don't own a tow rope and neither did he. So, on the way over, I stopped @ a Walmart and bought one of those cheap dealios where he said <b>"I'll pay you back for the cost of the tow rope Panthro"</b>. I was cool w/ it @ that point.So, I get over there, go 4-low and commence to pulling his trifling azz out the ditch. Well, the tow rope snapped. At this point, he and I were looking like this----->
. I stepped outside the jeep and met him and this SOB said this: <b>"Awwww that's okay Panthro. I'll just go ahead and call a towing service to come get me out. <u>It's included in my extended pkg</u>. Thanks anyway.</b>" And this SOB walked, more like waltzed, his azz BACK inside his car and called. I impolitely strutted over and beat on his window and said: <b>"Damn Dave! Is that it!? I got MY azz out in this treacherous ice and you had towing service all along? You can bring me my 27 dollars when you get home to cover the cost of that tow cord....."</b> *walks away mumbling to self*Well, when that SOB came home he knocked on the door w/ checkbook in hand and asked me to see the receipt.
Awwww heyell nawl!!!! Man, my FIRST instinct was to slam the door in his face, 2nd was to get the gat, 3rd was to commence to opening up some Kunta-Kinte-Rosewood-Black Wall Street hate retribution whoop-azz on his clear arse! But alas, I politely returned w/ the receipt. He said "thanks again...." and I told him to make sure that his check clears and that he knows how <b>HIS</b> people are in matters like this. I feel like the BIGGEST fool. I don't mess w/ these white folx from jump. But, this was icing on the cake.
I was raised better than this.... :shame:
