Things I would rather do than lose a game this year


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Get Ready

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Watch, The Fast and the Furious, again
Have Kevin Garnett on my pro basketball team
Watch, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, again
Watch any Steven Segal movie
Let R Kelly babysit my 3 year old God daughter
 
Wait...I take that last one back....I would rather lose to A&T and ASU by 4 TDs than let my 3 year old hang out with R Kelly....please forgive me for that one.
 



Originally posted by Get Ready
Wait...I take that last one back....I would rather lose to A&T and ASU by 4 TDs than let my 3 year old hang out with R Kelly....please forgive me for that one.
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ugh thanks for retracting that statement.

:uhoh:
 
So which one are you gonna do when Southern taps that arse this year???? Maybe we can put a wig, a skirt, and a high school sweater on you a let you go see R. Kelly.
 
Things I'd rather do than lose a game this year...

Count hairs on my leg.
Separate dark clothes from light clothes.
Weed a flower bed.
Go to the Mall.
Baby sit my kid AND the nieces and nephews.
Eat fat-free anything.
Drink Shaefer's beer.
Watch Lifetime Network.
Drive a Yugo.
Wear dirty drawers ...um, I take that back...
Go to a non-alcoholic wedding reception for 4 hours.


:rolleyes:
 
AND...

I'd rather...

Translate a Spanish document.
Spend time with motivational speakers.
Go to an AA conference in a dry county.
Read the dictionary.
Be stuck in a car with somebody with flatulence problems.
Sit down and pee.
Eat mountain oysters.
Watch soap operas.
Scratch my arse.
Scratch my wife's arse.
Scratch my dawg's arse.

:lmao:
 
ummmm...

Be known "as that school that owns the longest losing skid EVER"

Being known for their greatest graduate, ever...

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Now available with the all new, ever so soft "phugg me...everybody else does!" orifices!!!!
 
Good one DTown!!! LMAO

ROTGDF!!!! LMMFAO@DTown throwing a haymaker! LOL :emlaugh:

Okay, back 2 biz.

1. Be the one on the receiving end of my <b>42 second thrilla'</b> :p
2. Be a "darkie" walking on SU's campus. :rolleyes:
 
Re: Good one DTown!!! LMAO

Originally posted by Panthro
ROTGDF!!!! LMMFAO@DTown throwing a haymaker! LOL :emlaugh:

Okay, back 2 biz.

1. Be the one on the receiving end of my <b>42 second thrilla'</b> :p
2. Be a "darkie" walking on SU's campus. :rolleyes:
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GOTCHA didn't I?????

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
Panthro, with the number of beatdowns your team usually takes, you will get everything on your list.
 
Panthro

You are up to 42 seconds now? Man you have doubled your time....are you just getting older or are you actually trying to prolong the thrashing?
 



Dtown, SPI just increased.

She need 3 more good posts to get into the Smack Hall of Fame.


But if she does not make it, she has already qualified for summer smack school. Sorry Lewis but she is ahead of you.
 
Mighty Dog, Whatever, you ain't the official counter, and you ain't the keeper of the gate.
 
Rub sandpaper on a lion's azz...

Finger cfuk Superman...

Wear a pink swimsuit (two piece) at the Reunion...

Pay for Dr Gregg's Grecian Formula 44...

Watch back to back M*A*S*H episodes with Col. Flagg (BG Jag)...
 
ROTF@Mr. Biggs! :emlaugh:

GR, as I get older, it gets prolonged (used to be 38). LOL

Lewis, I'd rather take <b>Internet Pete's</b> computer before we lose a game! :p Tell Doc Gregg that my niece wants to be a dancing doll! :rolleyes: Be the 2 year prez of Grambling State University :p! Tell Hughes that he's out of bleach. Tell BUCKY that a dentist is coming over. Tell Dr. Thomas that I don't want to "fake the funk" @ a party :rolleyes:. Tell Larry Dorsey that he has 65 scholarships to work w/. :emlaugh: :lmao:


Still LOL@DTown and my 42 seconds.... U wrooooooooong gul!!! LOL
 
Originally posted by MikeBigg
Wear a pink swimsuit (two piece) at the Reunion...
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Hey, what's wrong with that? :mad:

I'm considering wearing my two piece thong set, that is....blue and gold swimsuit to the reunion, so stop hatin' will ya.

:redhot:
 
I would rather enrolled in the Engineering program at SU taking morning classes and enrolled in Hughes Physical Education Class in the afternoon. And commute by automobile daily.
 
I'd also rather...

Swallow a fish bone.
Shave all of my body hair.
Eat Watermelon Now or Laters.
Drink dat "Red Brick" or T-Bird "blue label" with Strawberry Kool-Aid.
Watch TV without cable or satellite systems.
Read anything about Oprah.
Rub motor oil on a dawg with the Mange!
Take that prostate exam with a Doc with BIG ARSE knuckles!!!
Sleep in the "wet spot".
 
I WOULD RATHER...

Watch reruns of 'HOMEBOYS IN OUTER SPACE'

See Oprah Winfrey NAKED again in BELOVED.

See Oprah in another movie - PERIOD!

Listen to my aunt's stupid boring WORK STORIES that put me into a freaking coma...blah blah blah...shut up, heffa! :rolleyes:


DANCE BUTT-NAKED AT HALFTIME ON THE FIFTY-YARD LINE....AND WITH OPRAH BUTT-NAKED DANCING WITH ME! :eek2:

Eat OKRA.....:bawling:

Go to Las Vegas....IN JULY wearing CORDUROYS :redhot:

Sit next to a fat girl on the bus who just got off of her job from McDonald's...and you know she was on fries cause she smells like FRIES...sniff sniff ;)

....but hey, tihs happens, right? :lmao:
 
I would rather.........

Say "No I have a headache" when my wife gives me that 'look'.

Go on the crazy azz diet that Suge's on.

Go on record as a firm believer that the Dwight Mann's Ice is colder.

Profess at the top of my lungs that I do not like Fried Chicken.

Be of the opinion that R-Kelly is truly innocent.

Be of the opinion that OJ had nothing to do with Nicole disappearing.

Eat a jar of Halle-Pinto (sp.) Peppers, and then chase it with some Ex-Lax.

Lobby for Keentone Reeshard to be picked #1 in next year's draft (thanks for the idea Get Ready).
 
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