Suge
The Phat Mack
In my ongoing quest to try and understand you people better I have come to a new realization with what is wrong with you people. Now this is by no means the ultimate answer to trying to figure out how a womans mind works(it may take me years to figure out why women don't use logic), but it is a revalation of one of the reasons that you people have so many problems.
You people don't take time to enjoy the simple pleasure of life.......like taking a siht! I mean as men, we enjoy going to the toilet. We even make grand productions and announcements about it. We don't hide, we are not ashamed. We get our newspaper, mag, book, porn, back of the lysol can, or anything else we can get our hands on and we go to take care of business. We don't care who is at home or what they will think about the smell that is about to erupt from the John. And even when it is not yet time for the ultimate act, and we have gas. Whooooo dayum, that is a whole other kind of fun. See we know how to play the fart game. We play at home, the mall, in elevators, and even at church. I am still the fart game champion at my house. We enjoy the simple things in life. Therefore we are more relaxed.
But not you people. You act as if taking a good isht is beneath you, and you don't want anyone to know. Ask a woman if her bowels smell, she will tell you like roses. That's if she even admits to it all. Women would have you believe they don't even sweat, so taking a dump is out of the question. Bullisht. If you all would relax and stop being so uptight and learn how to enjoy the simple pleasures, I am sure you would all lead much more productive lives. And probably save money , because you wouldn't need to shop as much, because you wouldn't have to try and create way to enjoy life!
Try it today, go home, get naked, turn on a vent, and take a good isht!!
Men - 3S's isht, shower,shave = relaxation :swink:
Women - too busy holding that isht in(metaphor of your lives) = uptight :splat:
Like Luda says in his new song "Blow it out your arse.."
Sincerly,
The Pres-O-dent
You people don't take time to enjoy the simple pleasure of life.......like taking a siht! I mean as men, we enjoy going to the toilet. We even make grand productions and announcements about it. We don't hide, we are not ashamed. We get our newspaper, mag, book, porn, back of the lysol can, or anything else we can get our hands on and we go to take care of business. We don't care who is at home or what they will think about the smell that is about to erupt from the John. And even when it is not yet time for the ultimate act, and we have gas. Whooooo dayum, that is a whole other kind of fun. See we know how to play the fart game. We play at home, the mall, in elevators, and even at church. I am still the fart game champion at my house. We enjoy the simple things in life. Therefore we are more relaxed.
But not you people. You act as if taking a good isht is beneath you, and you don't want anyone to know. Ask a woman if her bowels smell, she will tell you like roses. That's if she even admits to it all. Women would have you believe they don't even sweat, so taking a dump is out of the question. Bullisht. If you all would relax and stop being so uptight and learn how to enjoy the simple pleasures, I am sure you would all lead much more productive lives. And probably save money , because you wouldn't need to shop as much, because you wouldn't have to try and create way to enjoy life!
Try it today, go home, get naked, turn on a vent, and take a good isht!!
Men - 3S's isht, shower,shave = relaxation :swink:
Women - too busy holding that isht in(metaphor of your lives) = uptight :splat:
Like Luda says in his new song "Blow it out your arse.."
Sincerly,
The Pres-O-dent
