str8brave
"Da Scorpio"
I received this shat in an e-mail today. I just wanted to share. I "doctored" it up a little bit. I don't know why they sent this to me as if I could give a fugg.
**** I apologize in advance if this is offensive****
August 01, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on what we're
told is an excerpt from Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen
Diaries. According to our source, this is from the chapter where Karrine
rates men in the hip hop industry. Ladies and gentleman, this right here
is off the chains...
JUELZ SANTANA:
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No
homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His
manhood is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown German
sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better
when a girl is on top.
50 CENT:
What's your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick
it every time he comes to L.A.. His manhood is not as big as I assumed it
would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big
disappointment because he can eat womenhood like no other.
How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording
with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves tatas and back. I happen to have them both so I
guess that's why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you?
Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on
to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His manhood was like the Energizer
Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It
was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It
lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his
cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he
took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his
CD came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the
sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It
was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt
sorry for him. So I got with him.
Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we had sex and it
was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room.
It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to
make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the
arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was freaking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back
there. This man is not packing, his manhood is way small and he was having
a hard time trying to finding the entrance to my womenhood. Then ol' boy did something out of
this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I
got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd get with Lil Jon before I have sex with
Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson
Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but he doesn't last that long
Kool G Rap - Long but not good in bed
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him
when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is
long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big manhood rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but not good in bed and Pusha T's
breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat womenhood good.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but not good in bed and don't last
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much stuff in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has a arrogant personality
Mase - Long but he has an arrogant personality too
Master P - nice and long and can go
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - womanhood has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long but not good in bed. Just because you are
left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he's not good in bed.
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he's not good in bed.
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for Styles. Styles is very
tiny. And J Hood is abnormally fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can go forever
Fabolous - big manhood but don't last long
Fat Joe - small at first but when he get's up he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he don't last.
**** I apologize in advance if this is offensive****
August 01, 2007. MediaTakeOut.com got its hands on what we're
told is an excerpt from Karrine "Superhead" Steffans' new book The Vixen
Diaries. According to our source, this is from the chapter where Karrine
rates men in the hip hop industry. Ladies and gentleman, this right here
is off the chains...
JUELZ SANTANA:
How was it?
It was good. He's really wild in bed, and don't let the 'No
homo' stuff fool you, because he is definitely not a homo in bed. His
manhood is like a baseball bat, but it's thick too like a overgrown German
sausage. He likes to pull hair a lot, and he actually likes it better
when a girl is on top.
50 CENT:
What's your story?
50 cent and I have had our share of sexual encounters. We kick
it every time he comes to L.A.. His manhood is not as big as I assumed it
would be. It was probably about 7 1/2 inches. But it's not a big
disappointment because he can eat womenhood like no other.
How did you meet?
I know a few studio owners, so when he was out here recording
with Game, I went in to meet them. It jumped off from there.
Does he have a fetish?
Yes, 50 loves tatas and back. I happen to have them both so I
guess that's why he immediately came on to me.
He came on to you?
Actually he did, I wanted him either way, so if I had to come on
to him, or he did, I was still going to get him.
YOUNG BUCK:
Was Young Buck good in bed?
He was the best I ever had. His manhood was like the Energizer
Bunny. It kept going and going. The sex lasted for hours at a time. It
was the best I ever had and it got better each time.
Was this a ongoing relationship?
It wasn't a relationship really, it was more of a sex thing. It
lasted about 5 months.
When did you meet Young Buck?
I met him through one of my friends. She was dating one of his
cousins or someone related to him. She introduced me at a party and he
took me back to his hotel after that.
Was he famous when you met him?
Not really, he was known through G-Unit but this was before his
CD came out.
Any other celebrities you would give a try?
Yeah. There's a few, but I doubt any of them would be better.
USHER:
Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the
sex?
I wouldn't dream of being in a relationship with him. YUCK. It
was just for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt
sorry for him. So I got with him.
Were you disappointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we had sex and it
was smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room.
It was NOT me either. So I'm like babes? What's that smell. He tried to
make it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the
arena. I'm like whatever, can we get this over with.
How was the sex?
It was freaking horrible and on top of that it was smelling back
there. This man is not packing, his manhood is way small and he was having
a hard time trying to finding the entrance to my womenhood. Then ol' boy did something out of
this world, he yelled out something Haitian. I was sick to my stomach. I
got dressed and ran out of there.
Are there any celebs you'd want to sleep with?
Yes! Just not Usher. I'd get with Lil Jon before I have sex with
Usher again. I really would want to have sex with that guy Tyson
Beckford, now he is packing, I seen some movies.
List of Rappers
Mystikal - long
Trick Daddy - long and full of energy
Twista - medium
Will Smith - long
Xzibit - long but he doesn't last that long
Kool G Rap - Long but not good in bed
Talib Kweli - medium
Redman - hung like a banana
Black Thought - medium
Russel Simmons - small
Khujo from Goodie Mob - very long
Ja Rule - Long and full of energy
Jay-Z - Real thick and juicy but you cant stand looking at him
when he's on top
OutKast - Both big but Big Boi is bigger and fatter Dre's is
long and slim
Pete Rock - big
Puff Daddy - medium
Rakim - Long
Mobb Deep - havoc is big but Prodigy is small
M.O.P. - Long pipes but Danze has a smelly body odor
Nas - small
Nelly - medium
Scarface - medium
Snoop Dogg - too long
Ol' Dirty Bastard - may his big manhood rest in peace
Clipse - They're both long but not good in bed and Pusha T's
breath stinks
Common - Long but too skinny
Da Brat - can eat womenhood good.
Mos Def - long but his breath stinks
Timbaland - long and fat but not good in bed and don't last
Too $hort - long and thick but talks to much stuff in bed
Q Tip - long but skinny. He has a arrogant personality
Mase - Long but he has an arrogant personality too
Master P - nice and long and can go
Method Man - Long but comes to quick
Missy Elliott - womanhood has a bad odor
50 Cent - medium/long
Big Punisher - The same size of a can of air freshener
Busta Rhymes - Big and long but not good in bed. Just because you are
left sore he thinks he did something.
Canibus - real long
Noreaga - Long but he's not good in bed.
Lil Wayne - nice and long
Kanye West - Big but he's not good in bed.
KRS-One - small
LL Cool J - Nice and fat
The LOX - All of them are big except for Styles. Styles is very
tiny. And J Hood is abnormally fat
Ludacris - Just perfect. Long and fat
DMX - Long and can go forever
Fabolous - big manhood but don't last long
Fat Joe - small at first but when he get's up he's impressive.
Wyclef - Long but his breath stinks
Ghostface Killah - Long but he don't last.