Story 2: A Different World


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"I'll get you another <font color=red face=symbol>D</font>elta shirt." Off Ms. J4J ran
to the <font color=red face=symbol>D</font>elta shirt store, when she looked in the sky and saw this ferocious ...
 
...frog headed her way, because she was about to come to her doom as soon as she stepped in the <font color=red face=symbol>D</font>elta store. It was all a set up from the beginning. The frog grabbed MsJ4J and leaped their way to...
 
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...the liquor store off campus. It was no secret that J4J was friendly with the Vodka and that dayum from got his Erk & Jerk on all the time. The only problem is that they didn't have any more loot (spent it all in the Delta store). So J4J came up with this nutty plan of...
 
selling her body...for a small fee

She stood on the corner of the liquor store trying to tempt every spoon...Thousands passed her...but there was something special about this one spoon...his name...was ....
 
... R.E. Tarded. He noticed Ms.J4J staring and asked in a polite manner, "What you looking upside my head for???" Embarrassed, J4J responed that she thought he was...
 
Miami Jag!

But....it wasn't...it was her true love...Mike..
ONe look in those big brown eyes and she forgot all about the clothes she was suppose to be getting for Queen V....He uttered...why are you out here on this corner selling yourself for a small fee...raise the price....we gotz billz if you gwon be with me....and she said...
 
Somebody tryin' to mess it up....

"let me quit daydreamin' about the future...I gotta get my Smirnoff on!!!"

So she told R.E. Tarded that he looked like NORMAN...

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...this dude she was head over heals for.

She offered him the puddin' but he refused it. He said that...
 
"Anything I can't fit my head into, I ain't messing with. I'm freaky like that."

Dejected, Ms. Jag4Jag took a swig of her Smirnoff, looked at the giant frog who had already downed half of the Erk & Jerk, and said........
 
"Do you find me attractive???"
This had to be the low point of the day.

The frog, with a drunken grin on his face, looked to her and said:
 
ROTMFF ... I got tears in my eyes

"Girl, let's get you to the preacher so you can be blessed and annointed. We've got to get this PRE-Demon Spirit out of you." They ran off to the first church where they knelt down in prayer. The heard a voice that nearly sounded like Mahalia Jackson. It was none other than ...
 
...JSU*ATL!

Actually, she wasn't singing...she was screaming from burning her finger on a candle in the back of the church. Why she was trying to warm a bologna sandwich with a candle is still puzzling.

"Excuse me, do you have any hot sauce for my sammich?" she asked.

J4J looked at her and said:
 
Uhhhh...I THINK that's *J4J*...

"I don't want no dayum ketchup...I want some Red Rooster Hot Sauce!" and hit J4J in the mouth.

She was so surprised by the blow, that she ran out of the church crying.

On the way back to campus, she thought to herself:

[Edited by Ntelekt on 02-20-01 at 04:47 PM]
 
... to 'L' with this church thang, I gotta get to the basketball game. She wasnt really interested in the game, she was intrested in The star of the basketball team....
 
U.R. Stupid, an exchange student from the Banana Republic. U.R. had the ability to jump into the 2nd floor window of the ladies dorm and was most popular after curfew. His personalty was close to that of a piece of bean pie. It had potential, but who wanted to find out?

He often found himself sitting in class staring at....
 
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...staring at his spoon. He wondered where in the world does it go when he gets into the swimming pool???:confused: His concentration was interrupted by the teacher. She asked him to...
 
come to the front of the classroom

and make his presentation. And boy was it a presentation.
Alexxus, who always sat in the back of the classroom, says he may not have personality, but he sure got a <font size=6 color=blue>HUMONGOUS SPOON!</font>
Yep...u guessed it U.R. presented the class with his Big Spoon! Even the other spoons in the class were impressed. All of them looked down @ their own spoon and from outta nowhere Ntelekt screamed "Man I don't mean to be analytical and all, but what da "L" u taking to be hung like that?
U.R. answered....
 
man, it's a special formula that I got from The Masturbator. The Masturbator said he had been using it for quite some time. He said look dude, all you have to do is put a lil in the palm of your hand, and it's all good. I use it twice a day. Ntelekt was very interested and asked U R to get him a hook up. Just as they were discussing the price, Kellis interrupted by saying .....
 
u spoons are stupid!

If u ain't got the natural "tatawack"...to stir the puddin...stop trying to invent it! Deal with wut u got.
Ntelekt was furious with her...him being "analytical" and all...asked Kellis...WTF?<img src=http://www.good4asmile.com/dancers/arms_wavin.gif>Girl I got it going on...You trying to insinuate that I ain't pack'n?:confused::mad: Kellis said...well I ain't insinuating nae-thang...if u lack'n u lack'n ...don't get :mad:@ me...for keep'n it real. The class burst into laughter and then asked Kellis...how u know so much about Ntelekt's spoon....lack'n or not...and she said....

[Edited by aamuprettywoman on 02-21-01 at 12:10 PM]
 
errrrr Robber told me. He said that when they were in the shower, he couldn't help but notice it. Kellis said "WTF"???? Anyway, this brought up a whole new conversation about is it true about the shoe size :D. Well, the majority of the spoons had big feet, but they had some baby spoons. Kellis was getting ready to clown a particular spoon. Just as she was finna call somebody out, the door opened and it was .....

[Edited by Alexxus on 02-21-01 at 12:22 PM]
 
Dr. Sweetnupe....

He said...man u spoonz need to love yourself...before you try to impress her with you tenny-wenny-spoons. She could love you for you...if you give her a chance...small spoon and all! Nteleket...Phatback and Robber got :mad: and started screaming....
"U o'puddin-lover...." to which he replied...WTF is wrong with dat...while you sit'n over there sizing up or trying to size up ya spoonz I'm headed out on a nice...
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with a sophistocated puddin right now....c-ya...
After he left they....
 
Yeah...right.

...laughed at him and trick puddins who were tryin' to speak of what they know not of. The Puddins just tryin' to show out in front of the Nupe because he had been on an episode of "That's My Mama". He wasn't concerned about them...that's why he left with the classy chick. ;)

But anyway, the puddins were just venting because they had already been rejected by most of the spoons at the University. The were left with pursuing the some spoons at the nearby glue factory. The Puddins were on a mission. They piled up in the Geo and headed to the factory to....
 
Skeem..........

on a plan against DR. NUPE. They skeemed all night, they skeemed all day, and after a while they went to............
 
...Returning to Different World

...Mr. Baines, the pit's chef. He knew Dr. Nupe when he was a little Nupe. But Mr. Baines was bitter with Dr. Nupe because Dr. Nupe sold Mr. Baines chittlin secret sauce to Popeyes. "I's tell ya, I know he just luv himself dem cubian smokers. Go get a box and fill dem with dis poisonous injection. (While they making a mental note, not to eat at the pit again). They followed Mr. Baines instructions and awaited Dr. Nupes doom. All of a sudden...
 
hahahahahahaha!

...APW snapped! :eek2:

"I caint let y'all do this to the Dr.....he's my saviour!!! He even bought me a Donnie Hathaway album last week!
I'll save you, Nupey!!!"


With that being said, APW went to work.
With one swoop of her big leg...

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...she emitted some kind of green smoke screen that gave Dr. Nupey the cover he needed to escape from the Pit (we STILL don't know how in da hell she did that one....).

Mr. Baines was furious!

He said...
 
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